Billy this is… (AFC East Edition)

[iccrewman112]

As a fan of the movie Moneyball I thought it’d be fun to run through the AFC East and caption this. I’ll start…

 

“Billy, this is Keon Coleman, he a physical specimen and can out jump anyone and highpoint the ball. He’s got all the swagger of a WR1, his only defect is he is slower than dial up internet.”
 

Edited yesterday at 06:08 AM by iccrewman112

[BuffaloButt]

That's mean!😋

[Conlan58]

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. A little small, but fast, shifty, good hands, and a moveable chess piece that can score from anywhere, at any given time. The only problem is, the Bills pick before us, and they couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade us their spot again after we swindled them out of Mahomes a few years ago."

 

-Brett Veach, Probably.

[SydneyBillsFan]

This really is a dangerous thread for a Bills fan suffering from clinical depression as this could cause them to make a beeline straight for the shaving cabinet. Or the medication cabinet.

[Goin Breakdown]

1 hour ago, SydneyBillsFan said:

This really is a dangerous thread for a Bills fan suffering from clinical depression as this could cause them to make a beeline straight for the shaving cabinet. Or the medication cabinet.

You ok?

[iccrewman112]

3 hours ago, Conlan58 said:

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. A little small, but fast, shifty, good hands, and a moveable chess piece that can score from anywhere, at any given time. The only problem is, the Bills pick before us, and they couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade us their spot again after we swindled them out of Mahomes a few years ago."

 

-Brett Veach, Probably.

I expected Worhty would come up.

 

I’m thinking it would be 

 

“his defect is we wouldn’t know how to utilize him on offense”

[Fleezoid]

"Billy, this is the captain."

 

"Billy, ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

 

Edited 16 hours ago by Fleezoid

[dorquemada]

this thread is gold already

"Billy, this is Landon Jackson.  He was really good on a mediocre team and has intangibles, and looks like the Thenns from Game of Thrones.  He may not contribute immediately, or ever, but he's so perfectly on brand for us I can't see us not taking him"

[PayDaBill$]

And yet let’s not let facts get in the way of a good argument. Is Worthy that much better,  he serves a purpose like Coleman.  Coleman shouldn’t be a WR1.  Something tells me if we had a legit WR1 he would look more like a player he’s should be on this roster.

 

Worthy vs Coleman

 

 

Receptions 21 vs 27

Targets 33  vs 39

Yards 233 vs 267

Yds/Rec. 11.1 vs 9.9

Long 37  vs 25

20+ 4 vs 3 

TD 1 vs 2

Edited 20 hours ago by PayDaBill$

[Gunvald's Husse]

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. Small and fast, doesn't fit our needs but the Chiefs really want him. They are going to get him anyway so let's trade our spot to them for their 3rd round pick."

 

Seriously, people need to just stop with the "We gave Worthy to the Chiefs" rubbish. The only way they weren't going to get him was if we took him, and that wasn't going to happen. Instead, we moved up from 133 to 95 (and from 248 to 221) for nothing - which also meant that the Chiefs moved down from 95 to 133.

 

Worthy is flash but, as @PayDaBill$ says above, he isn't substance (at least, not enough to justify the constant whinging)

[BillytheKid]

1 hour ago, PayDaBill$ said:

And yet let’s not let facts get in the way of a good argument. Is Worthy that much better,  he serves a purpose like Coleman.  Coleman shouldn’t be a WR1.  Something tells me if we had a legit WR1 he would look more like a player he’s should be on this roster.

 

Worthy vs Coleman

 

 

Receptions 21 vs 27

Targets 33  vs 39

Yards 233 vs 267

Yds/Rec. 11.1 vs 9.9

Long 37  vs 25

20+ 4 vs 3 

TD 1 vs 2

Worthy has played in 5 games 

Keon has played in 7 games. 
 

Worthy also stretches the field. 
Keon just compacts the field. 

Edited 19 hours ago by BillytheKid

[Draconator]

3 minutes ago, BillytheKid said:

Worthy has played in 5 games 

Keon has played in 7 games. 

And?

[BuffaloBillyG]

"Billy, these are Josh Allen and Tua Tagovailoa. Josh has possibly the strongest arm in NFL history. Tua has a noodle arm and can't throw more than 25 yards but is pinpoint accurate. So we will give Allen slow receivers that can't separate and Tua blazing fast receivers that can get open deep down field."

[Pete]

9 hours ago, Conlan58 said:

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. A little small, but fast, shifty, good hands, and a moveable chess piece that can score from anywhere, at any given time. The only problem is, the Bills pick before us, and they couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade us their spot again after we swindled them out of Mahomes a few years ago."

 

-Brett Veach, Probably.

But we got Dewayne Carter for trading back!

[PayDaBill$]

4 hours ago, BillytheKid said:

Worthy has played in 5 games 

Keon has played in 7 games. 
 

Worthy also stretches the field. 
Keon just compacts the field. 

Lol, Not too good with numbers are ya? 
 

Worthy is a gadget guy, if he was here instead of Coleman we’d be no better off.

 

What this squad lacks is a legit threat at WR1.  Neither Coleman or Worthy is that guy.

 

Regardless of the two additional games their stats are basically identical! Stop the nonsense!

Edited 14 hours ago by PayDaBill$

[The Wiz]

9 hours ago, SydneyBillsFan said:

This really is a dangerous thread for a Bills fan suffering from clinical depression as this could cause them to make a beeline straight for the shaving cabinet. Or the medication cabinet.

You know we all just head to the fridge for another beer.

[dgrochester55]

"Billy, this is Tre'Davious White.  He was part of the team that ended the drought, a two time pro bowler and has lead the league in interceptions before.  Perfect veteran leadership and body is as good as new..... from the waist up, only catch is that his legs are ravaged by injury, rendering him incapable of covering someone for more than 5 yards"

[BillsFanForever19]

This is a clever workaround to create a 3rd thread on the main page to bash Keon Coleman.

[SydneyBillsFan]

9 hours ago, Goin Breakdown said:

You ok?

 

Ask me again around 8pm Sunday.

[iccrewman112]

1 hour ago, BillsFanForever19 said:

This is a clever workaround to create a 3rd thread on the main page to bash Keon Coleman.

I want to do the AFC East just started with Coleman I’ll and some Jets stuff later