djp14150 Posted September 13 Posted September 13 2 hours ago, Low Positive said: If the have the money, they could just hire Collinsworth. Which one? Quote
Low Positive Posted September 13 Posted September 13 8 minutes ago, djp14150 said: Which one? They come as a package deal. You pay for Chris, and you get Jac for free. It's a bargain! Quote
boyst Posted September 13 Posted September 13 (edited) I'll guess something like "Omgeeeee it's mahomes." [Glug glug glug slurp] " he's the best" [wipes face, cleans nose] "and here comes Kelce" [announced wearing his Taylor bedazzled cutoff crop top belly shirt] "Kelce just returned from doing ordinary things but did them better than anyone." [Kisses Kelce picture on wall]. " And yes, we expect cornerback Smith to start today, outstanding player and pillar of our community. We are lucky to have him and the role model on the field thanks to the judge granting his bond to be lowered for menacing orphans and pregnant woman after he was involved in that high speed chase which he ran over puppies. We have to wait for more of the story because I've known this guy 3 minutes and he really praises his mother and his upbringing." [Bashes head in wall] Edited September 13 by boyst 2 Quote
Dablitzkrieg Posted September 13 Posted September 13 This thread has so much potential. Don't let us down Quote
Malazan Posted September 13 Posted September 13 3 hours ago, Low Positive said: If the have the money, they could just hire Collinsworth. I know people clown on Collinsworth, but it's really impressive that he can still speak with Mahomes, Kelce and Reid's balls in his mouth at the same time. 1 Quote
Buffalo ill Posted September 13 Posted September 13 Instead of an announcer they should just play a recording of Nick Wright and Chris Collinsworth gagging (assuming they have a gag reflex) on a hotdog shaped object. Quote
Ralonzo Posted September 13 Posted September 13 Nah, he just finally discovered his true calling as an announcer: Quote
Neo Posted September 13 Posted September 13 3 hours ago, Rubes said: When I hear things like that I always think back to the old days at the Aud when the announcer would say literally everything in the most monotone voice you could imagine. Buffalo goal, number 14, Rene Robert. Assists, number 7 Richard Martin and number 24, Billy Hajt. Robert, from Martin and Hajt. Time of the goal, 13:36. 1 1 Quote
blacklabel Posted September 13 Posted September 13 3 hours ago, Rubes said: When I hear things like that I always think back to the old days at the Aud when the announcer would say literally everything in the most monotone voice you could imagine. *Wide receiver gets destroyed on a crossing route, helmet flies off, he may have lost a shoe, he does not know his name or where he is, it is the hardest hit he's ever received in his life, in fact, the defender probably gave himself a concussion* Emotionless Stadium Announcer: "Henderson number 81 the pass catcher tackled by Davis number 46. Gain of five. Second down." 1 Quote
PonyBoy Posted September 13 Posted September 13 4 hours ago, Wolfgang said: Incredibly funny movie. Under rated for sure. "Hey Mack, can you tell me how to get to Rosebud? How did you know my name was Mack? Lucky guess. Why don't you guess you way to Rosebud". 😃 1 Quote
Mr. WEO Posted September 14 Posted September 14 10 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Hype is a four letter word. Give me an announcer who relates information any day over a blathering shill. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1997/09/25/2nd-woman-says-albert-bit-her/ Quote
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