The Bills beat the Ravens because of you... (superstition/karma reasons)

[Just Jack]

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills to win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?   I’ll start…

 

I left early, somehow the team sensed I was not feeling well, and it caused them to not play well. Once I got to the hotel and turned on the TV, they sensed I was safe and sound and started their comeback. 

[Einstein]

You left early!? Jack!

[PromoTheRobot]

4 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills to win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?   I’ll start…

 

I left early, somehow the team sensed I was not feeling well, and it caused them to not play well. Once I got to the hotel and turned on the TV, they sensed I was safe and sound and started their comeback. 

 

Same here. But my buddy kinda made me do it

[Jalan81]

I had to take a leak for the last 4 minutes, my daughter said I had to wait till it was over. Pretty sure that was it. You can thank my prostate later👍

[sven233]

As I do every game, I place a moneyline bet on our opponent and a bunch of "easy to hit" props on their players.  With my betting record, I basically guarantee a Bills win every week!

[LVGrown]

It must've been around the 7 minute mark, I looked at my dog and said, "Elvis, we need the next 3 drives to be epic and we will win". 

 

Drive 1: Allen to Coleman TD

Drive 2: Forced Henry fumble

Drive 3: Allen rushing TD

 

It was at that moment I corrected my request to 5 incredible drives and holy crap it happened. 

 

You're welcome. 

[BuffaloBillyG]

I picked the Ravens in the "predict the score" thread here. As per last year every time I picked against the Bills they won. 

[Stads]

I didn't murder anyone for the whole day. Like to think it helped

[Simon]

My wife had a few Voodoo Love Childs and "fell asleep" on the living room floor cuddled up with the dog early in the 4th qrtr when the Bills were getting trounced.

After she'd been out for a few minutes, I made a joke to entertain my son and his fiancé and loudly yelled "Hey honey, if they make this field goal they're going to win!!!". She didn't even bat an eye.

About 30 minutes later, right after Benford made that great break on Hopkins' route and stopped him to force the last punt, I looked at my son in amazement and said "Holy shlt, I am actually going to get to yell "Honey, if they make this field goal they're going to win" for real".

Y'all are welcome. 🤙

[hondo in seattle]

10 minutes ago, LVGrown said:

It must've been around the 7 minute mark, I looked at my dog and said, "Elvis, we need the next 3 drives to be epic and we will win". 

 

Drive 1: Allen to Coleman TD

Drive 2: Forced Henry fumble

Drive 3: Allen rushing TD

 

It was at that moment I corrected my request to 5 incredible drives and holy crap it happened. 

 

You're welcome. 

 

Similar story.  I made Buffalo Wings and wore my 17 Jersey - to no avail. 

 

But in the 4th quarter, I brought my husky (wearing her own gear) into the living room where I was watching the game.  "Snow, you stay with me for the rest of the game and bring me luck."  

[Simon]

4 minutes ago, Stads said:

I didn't murder anyone for the whole day. Like to think it helped

 

That is a significant accomplishment living among Bostonians.

[Buffalo716]

Just now, Simon said:

 

That is a significant accomplishment living among Bostonians.

I thought they were called massholes

[Simon]

Just now, Buffalo716 said:

I thought they were called massholes

 

I didn't want to type that in case he's actually from Massachusetts 

[Bullfrog]

I passed out on the couch 40-25. I woke up with Josh scolding me for not sticking with it. 

 

I have work early Josh. Give me a break 

 

(I wish I didn't crash)

[Buffalo716]

Just now, Simon said:

 

I didn't want to type that in case he's actually from Massachusetts 

Touche I guess you don't want to lump them all in 

[Coffeesforclosers]

Because I didn't watch the game on TV. 

 

The Bills are about .500 when I watch the game. I've been batting 1.000 on games I attend for the last decade. 

[Simon]

Just now, Coffeesforclosers said:

Because I didn't watch the game on TV. 

 

The Bills are about .500 when I watch the game. I've been batting 1.000 on games I attend for the last decade. 

 

<starts Go Fund Me for Closer's playoff tickets>

[Alphadawg7]

My wife handed me my 11 month old son after his bath and that is when the late run began.  So I didn't put him down even after he went from happy to fussy and wanted to get to the floor to play with his brother.  He still had sit on dads lap hahaha, he was my good luck charm.  I also changed my Bills hat to a different one to start the 4th quarter.

 

You're welcome.

 

 

 

[Draconator]

I wore my Josh Allen potato logo hat, and my Allen jersey. Oh, I also drank Canadian Beer (Alexander Keith's). 

[BillsClinton]

27 minutes ago, sven233 said:

As I do every game, I place a moneyline bet on our opponent and a bunch of "easy to hit" props on their players.  With my betting record, I basically guarantee a Bills win every week!

I did exactly the same. It was the best $100 ive ever spent.