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Does Madonna count? 

 

OK, I’ve never been in a fight. I did punch a guy once in middle school who threw a basketball at my head from about 3 feet away, but he was a bleeder and it wasn’t really a fight….more of a clean up effort. Fortunately we were outdoors. 

 

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1 hour ago, HereComesTheReignAgain said:

Never broken a bone or had stiches. (other than a broken nose or toe that just healed on its own)

Never smoked pot.

Never been wrong.

I too have never broken a bone. Not even a nose or toe. 

 

I am also a virgin. 

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60+ years and never a broken bone.  <<knock on wood>>

 

Not a single tattoo, which is a feat after 25 years of military service.

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Cocaine.

Not because I had any moral superiority about it or anything. Just because I feared I would like it, and then I'd have an expensive and self-destructive habit on my hands. So I just...never touched it.

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37 minutes ago, Logic said:

Cocaine.

Not because I had any moral superiority about it or anything. Just because I feared I would like it, and then I'd have an expensive and self-destructive habit on my hands. So I just...never touched it.

you'll definitely like it lol

 

everybody likes cocaine

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5 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

you'll definitely like it lol

 

everybody likes cocaine


I have no doubt. Exactly why I'm not touching the stuff. I don't have the financial liquidity to weather that storm.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

you'll definitely like it lol

 

everybody likes cocaine

 

You know what cocaine makes you want to do?

 

 

MORE cocaine! 

 

I think that is courtesy of Robin Williams.

 

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