ComradeKayAdams Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 11 hours ago, Beach said: you have upset the fashionistas Uh…not me, at least!!! I’m submitting a favorable review of the OP’s design for both Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar: Take a simple sartorial spin on the classic red, white, and royal blue. Like the timeless “little black dress,” this quintessential “big black jersey” imbues Bills Mafia’s collective wardrobe with a dash of vivacious versatility and ethereal elegance. Audrey Hepburn meets Bills Elvis Guy, if you will. On a jaunt to Wegmans? Pair this jersey with your favorite Zubaz yoga comfort pants, if you must. On a hot date to the AKG Art Museum with Johnny McDimples? Complement an oversized jersey dress version with some sassy knee-highs, if you dare. Do you happen to be an obese omnivore whose self-discipline is as low as your ethical regard for all of God’s sentient creatures? If so, then forego a major eating disorder commitment and instead enjoy the slimming effect of this dark-hued jersey, as you waddle through the tailgate parking lot together with your fellow football faithful fatties, like a herd of corpulent bison in the night, or through Highmark Stadium seating rows like blood traversing restricted arteries after years of gluttonous chicken wing consumption. Or perhaps your clothing preferences transcend the practical into the symbolic? Why not make a gothic statement with your apparel and commemorate the many tragedies of Buffalo pro football with a black alternative jersey? No makeup brand or makeup color can make the tincture of slit wrist scar tissue pop quite like this decadent ebony alternative, as you showcase to the world your sullen side because your favorite football team never achieved its ultimate gridiron glory. Atone for every one of the 1921 Staley Swindle, the 1950 AAFC franchise rejection, the 1967 New Year’s Day disaster, Saban quitting for the second time, Ferguson’s poopy playoff ankle, the infamous Four Falls of Buffalo, the even more infamous two murders of OJ, the one “miracle” in the Music City, the seventeen straight years without playoffs, the Thirteen Seconds game, and everything Sabres-related for good measure (just because), as you dive headfirst into The Pit while wearing this jersey. Or is positivity more your cup of tea, albeit not at the expense of personal attention? Then on a metaphorically lighter note, you can pay homage to the franchise’s rich heritage of civil rights achievement by approximately matching your jersey color with the complexion of venerable civil rights icons like Cookie Gilchrist, Marlin Briscoe, and James Harris. Virtue signal to the world that you were one of the good Western New Yorkers who wasn’t harassing Marshawn Lynch in the Southtowns from 2007-2010. Bask in the societal plaudits as you are commended for your social justice awareness, beyond that one time you agreed to go on a date with that mixed race guy. In any case, no Upstate NY aesthete should dare venture into a Downstate NY world without this black Buffalo Bills jersey. For maximum jealousy effect, purchase a Josh Allen #17 version today so to constantly remind the New Jersey Jests fans what they’re missing. If they like it, then they should have put a 2018 first round draft pick on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 11 hours ago, Zerovoltz said: Unform nerdery is a hobbie of mine. Made these a while back. Great googily moogily to leave it to a Chefs fan to make an uglier combination....😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 (edited) I have a bad feeling there is going to be a major uniform and helmet change the year the new stadium opens. Edited February 8 by Beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I don't know why, but in the mid '70s, Springville switched to shocking pink basketball uniforms. Boy did they get razzed when they came to Cheektowaga Central (my alma mater). 20 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: He lives in the Tri-State area and does wear Jets colors at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Uh…not me, at least!!! I’m submitting a favorable review of the OP’s design for both Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar: Take a simple sartorial spin on the classic red, white, and royal blue. Like the timeless “little black dress,” this quintessential “big black jersey” imbues Bills Mafia’s collective wardrobe with a dash of vivacious versatility and ethereal elegance. Audrey Hepburn meets Bills Elvis Guy, if you will. On a jaunt to Wegmans? Pair this jersey with your favorite Zubaz yoga comfort pants, if you must. On a hot date to the AKG Art Museum with Johnny McDimples? Complement an oversized jersey dress version with some sassy knee-highs, if you dare. Do you happen to be an obese omnivore whose self-discipline is as low as your ethical regard for all of God’s sentient creatures? If so, then forego a major eating disorder commitment and instead enjoy the slimming effect of this dark-hued jersey, as you waddle through the tailgate parking lot together with your fellow football faithful fatties, like a herd of corpulent bison in the night, or through Highmark Stadium seating rows like blood traversing restricted arteries after years of gluttonous chicken wing consumption. Or perhaps your clothing preferences transcend the practical into the symbolic? Why not make a gothic statement with your apparel and commemorate the many tragedies of Buffalo pro football with a black alternative jersey? No makeup brand or makeup color can make the tincture of slit wrist scar tissue pop quite like this decadent ebony alternative, as you showcase to the world your sullen side because your favorite football team never achieved its ultimate gridiron glory. Atone for every one of the 1921 Staley Swindle, the 1950 AAFC franchise rejection, the 1967 New Year’s Day disaster, Saban quitting for the second time, Ferguson’s poopy playoff ankle, the infamous Four Falls of Buffalo, the even more infamous two murders of OJ, the one “miracle” in the Music City, the seventeen straight years without playoffs, the Thirteen Seconds game, and everything Sabres-related for good measure (just because), as you dive headfirst into The Pit while wearing this jersey. Or is positivity more your cup of tea, albeit not at the expense of personal attention? Then on a metaphorically lighter note, you can pay homage to the franchise’s rich heritage of civil rights achievement by approximately matching your jersey color with the complexion of venerable civil rights icons like Cookie Gilchrist, Marlin Briscoe, and James Harris. Virtue signal to the world that you were one of the good Western New Yorkers who wasn’t harassing Marshawn Lynch in the Southtowns from 2007-2010. Bask in the societal plaudits as you are commended for your social justice awareness, beyond that one time you agreed to go on a date with that mixed race guy. In any case, no Upstate NY aesthete should dare venture into a Downstate NY world without this black Buffalo Bills jersey. For maximum jealousy effect, purchase a Josh Allen #17 version today so to constantly remind the New Jersey Jests fans what they’re missing. If they like it, then they should have put a 2018 first round draft pick on it. OMG Kay comes out from the weeds with a manifesto LOL SUP girlie long time no read. I can depend on Kay to be wordy and think outside the box.. Personally in my mind Bills and Goth don't go together like peas and carrots. But trust me if you ever attend a game at the stadium check out how people are dressed at the tailgates you will see all manner or regalia including muppy in a zubaz sundress (weather permitting). My point is diversity is already here we express ourselves VERY WELL in very creative fashion already. Take care and God Bless chica 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyNateSoldiers Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 On 2/7/2024 at 7:22 AM, major said: I’m bored with the off-season and don’t care about this Super Bowl. For fun: if you were the owner of the bills what color combination would you want? I came across this tonight and I have to admit, it’s a good look. Give me the Red helmets a few times a yr with our current unis I don't care if it's the white road uni or the blue home uni I just want to see that red helmet again please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maynard Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I like these: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I like what they have not that it could not be improved, nothing in this thread does it for me. Other than 90's throwbacks for a game here or there, that would be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Coot Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 On 2/7/2024 at 6:52 AM, NoHuddleKelly12 said: On 2/7/2024 at 5:28 AM, machine gun kelly said: I must be a traditionalist, but I like the unis as they are in red, white, and royal blue. You can’t get more American then red, white and blue. Or French? If it were French the unis would be blue white & red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nklaiste1 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I would love to go back to the early 90's uniforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Sorry but it’s unimaginative and awful. It’s fine for a little variety in something a fan would buy, but as an actual uniform choice, that’s a no from me, dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 On 2/7/2024 at 12:22 AM, major said: I’m bored with the off-season and don’t care about this Super Bowl. For fun: if you were the owner of the bills what color combination would you want? I came across this tonight and I have to admit, it’s a good look. That is HORRIBLE. You are never going to get black to work with our red/white/blue theme. I would LOVE an "alternative" look that we wear once or twice a year, at home, where we play with the color scheme and logo and go with an evil black-based look. Assuming there isn't some rule preventing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 10 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Uh…not me, at least!!! I’m submitting a favorable review of the OP’s design for both Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar: Take a simple sartorial spin on the classic red, white, and royal blue. Like the timeless “little black dress,” this quintessential “big black jersey” imbues Bills Mafia’s collective wardrobe with a dash of vivacious versatility and ethereal elegance. Audrey Hepburn meets Bills Elvis Guy, if you will. On a jaunt to Wegmans? Pair this jersey with your favorite Zubaz yoga comfort pants, if you must. On a hot date to the AKG Art Museum with Johnny McDimples? Complement an oversized jersey dress version with some sassy knee-highs, if you dare. Do you happen to be an obese omnivore whose self-discipline is as low as your ethical regard for all of God’s sentient creatures? If so, then forego a major eating disorder commitment and instead enjoy the slimming effect of this dark-hued jersey, as you waddle through the tailgate parking lot together with your fellow football faithful fatties, like a herd of corpulent bison in the night, or through Highmark Stadium seating rows like blood traversing restricted arteries after years of gluttonous chicken wing consumption. Or perhaps your clothing preferences transcend the practical into the symbolic? Why not make a gothic statement with your apparel and commemorate the many tragedies of Buffalo pro football with a black alternative jersey? No makeup brand or makeup color can make the tincture of slit wrist scar tissue pop quite like this decadent ebony alternative, as you showcase to the world your sullen side because your favorite football team never achieved its ultimate gridiron glory. Atone for every one of the 1921 Staley Swindle, the 1950 AAFC franchise rejection, the 1967 New Year’s Day disaster, Saban quitting for the second time, Ferguson’s poopy playoff ankle, the infamous Four Falls of Buffalo, the even more infamous two murders of OJ, the one “miracle” in the Music City, the seventeen straight years without playoffs, the Thirteen Seconds game, and everything Sabres-related for good measure (just because), as you dive headfirst into The Pit while wearing this jersey. Or is positivity more your cup of tea, albeit not at the expense of personal attention? Then on a metaphorically lighter note, you can pay homage to the franchise’s rich heritage of civil rights achievement by approximately matching your jersey color with the complexion of venerable civil rights icons like Cookie Gilchrist, Marlin Briscoe, and James Harris. Virtue signal to the world that you were one of the good Western New Yorkers who wasn’t harassing Marshawn Lynch in the Southtowns from 2007-2010. Bask in the societal plaudits as you are commended for your social justice awareness, beyond that one time you agreed to go on a date with that mixed race guy. In any case, no Upstate NY aesthete should dare venture into a Downstate NY world without this black Buffalo Bills jersey. For maximum jealousy effect, purchase a Josh Allen #17 version today so to constantly remind the New Jersey Jests fans what they’re missing. If they like it, then they should have put a 2018 first round draft pick on it. yikes, im not reading all that 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 On 2/6/2024 at 11:22 PM, major said: I’m bored with the off-season and don’t care about this Super Bowl. For fun: if you were the owner of the bills what color combination would you want? I came across this tonight and I have to admit, it’s a good look. Not because I’m a homer, but I objectively feel we have one of the nicest color combos/unis in the NFL. The home unis are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 It looks like something from a rec league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Don't mess with colors except dump that ugly all red thing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weebdestroyer12 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I say the Red on blue with red helmet from this last post from the cakebaker guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedWilliamsFrozenHead Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 On 2/7/2024 at 12:22 AM, major said: I’m bored with the off-season and don’t care about this Super Bowl. For fun: if you were the owner of the bills what color combination would you want? I came across this tonight and I have to admit, it’s a good look. The original Bills team colors were silver, and blue. (Like Detroit, which of course is Ralph Wilson's home base) TBD member Rockpile, has a 1959 Bills wool coat with those colors, and a Buffalo Bill Cody logo, on the lapel! The coat belongs in a museum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 On 2/8/2024 at 6:51 AM, Beast said: I have a bad feeling there is going to be a major uniform and helmet change the year the new stadium opens. They should do an entire logo redesign. That would be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 36 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: They should do an entire logo redesign. That would be awesome. You say that now…..and it will end up being like the Sabres slug. I love the Bills logos. Current and throwback. I hope they stay the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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