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The Bills won yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)


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25 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Your sister is now required to fly in the day of every last home game this year. 

 

Did you wear the kilt?  Was that your one constant?  Because that would count. 

 

I did wear the kilt.  But does this mean I'm barred from tailgating the rest of the year?!?!?!?!?

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1 hour ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

I did wear the kilt.  But does this mean I'm barred from tailgating the rest of the year?!?!?!?!?

 

Hard to say.  The kilt was your one constant yesterday.  Maybe the lack of tailgating is why it took them almost an entire half to score.  So you should tailgate, maybe longer, so they can score earlier/faster. 

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28 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Hard to say.  The kilt was your one constant yesterday.  Maybe the lack of tailgating is why it took them almost an entire half to score.  So you should tailgate, maybe longer, so they can score earlier/faster. 

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Ate piggishly during the game, almost half an apple pie and two slabs of lasagna, in that order.

 

Washed down with a six pack of stress relief medicine.

 

Regret it today, my stomach, not the win. There will not be a repeat performance next week. 🤢

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52 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

Ate piggishly during the game, almost half an apple pie and two slabs of lasagna, in that order.

 

Washed down with a six pack of stress relief medicine.

 

Regret it today, my stomach, not the win. There will not be a repeat performance next week. 🤢

 

Dutch apple or standard two crust apple?  Please DM your address, I have a case of pies waiting to go for you. 

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1 hour ago, I am the egg man said:

Regret it today, my stomach, not the win. There will not be a repeat performance next week. 🤢

Sorry, my friend but that is not how this works.  You need to soldier up, take one for the team, and repeat what you did. 

 

Trust me, I get your hesitation.  I have crushed 20 wings literally about 11 times over the last 22 or so days to send some positive mojo to our beloved Bills and preserve a win streak. I actually am not (yet) repulsed by wings so I plan on staying strong here.  Give it a day, you got this.

 

You can do it.  You need to do it. We are in this together.  (Any other clumsy idioms I can offer here?).

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1 hour ago, I am the egg man said:

Ate piggishly during the game, almost half an apple pie and two slabs of lasagna, in that order.

 

Washed down with a six pack of stress relief medicine.

 

Regret it today, my stomach, not the win. There will not be a repeat performance next week. 🤢

 

Hey, if Mike White can go back on the field with bruised ribs, you can take one for the team.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, IndyMark said:

I have crushed 20 wings literally about 11 times over the last 22 or so days to send some positive mojo to our beloved Bills and preserve a win streak.

That is near herculean, gastrointestinally and financially. Thank you for your efforts.

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7 hours ago, Just Jack said:

Again, to see if people read, how did your actions yesterday help the Bills beat the Jets?  I'll start...

 

I took a risk, unintentional, by wearing my Firebaugh sweatshirt.  While not actually a Bills piece of clothing, it is Bills related.  I typically do not wear anything Bills on game day, I just happen to throw it on while running errands yesterday and did not realize it till almost game time, and it was too late to go home and change.  Plus, I watched most of the 4th quarter, live.  I typically will record the game, then watch it later so I can skip the commercials and catch up to the live broadcast.  So that's two things I may have to keep doing the rest of the season.

 

We're two pages in and, by golly, I think everyone finally gets it!!

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As mentioned previously, I un-retired my old lucky shirt after the Vikings game, ending the losing streak. 
 

Last week, I forgot to bring said shirt on a business trip, so to appease the football gods, I had my wife wear the shirt bra-less. Seemed to do the trick. 
 

But now I obviously messed with the mojo. 
 

Right after JA got sacked, essentially ending the drive, I took the shirt off and had the wife put it back on bra-less. 
 

The mist turned to snow and the game turned on a dime. Never in doubt after that. 
 

Now I need to find another lucky shirt, but my wife has new mandatory gear for Saturday 😁

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1 hour ago, without a drought said:

Yet none of these are examples of karma, just examples of superstitions.


https://www.dictionary.com/browse/karma

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karma

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4. the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something

 

 

If people are superstitious, then they believe that their actions (i.e. silly rituals) generated the aforementioned good emanations (Bills victory).

 

I'm not superstitious, but I participate in the thread because it's fun. We all need to lighten up now and then; some more than others.

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, WhoTom said:


https://www.dictionary.com/browse/karma

 

If people are superstitious, then they believe that their actions (i.e. silly rituals) generated the aforementioned good emanations (Bills victory).

 

I'm not superstitious, but I participate in the thread because it's fun. We all need to lighten up now and then; some more than others.

 

 

 

No one is stopping you from having fun or being wrong.

 

So lighten up.

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