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Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end!  It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics.  It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels!

 

A small sample, if I may:

 

1.  Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all:

 

One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts
One heart burns desire Deez Nuts
Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now
Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run
Who'll be the lonely one
Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now

 

 

2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?"

 

Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand
Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts?
Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again

Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?
Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?

 

 

I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh?  The list can go on and on infinitely.

 

Seriously, the possibilities are endless.  That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. 

 

Anyway, food for thought...

 

 

P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Pabstblueribbon said:

Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... 

 

.......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread.

I love this

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1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said:

Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... 

 

.......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread.

Pure GENIUS, Pabstblueribbon.  Pure Genius!!!!   😂

 

5 minutes later edit:  I will never listen to Imagine Dragons without thinking about this!   Hahahhahaha!!!!!   That's a good thing!

Pabst, I will buy you a case of PBR for this contribution to my nonsensical thread.

54 minutes ago, Gene Frenkle said:

As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread.

 

OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless.

Gene, I don't even know you, but I love you anyway!!!!  LOL!  Hopefully we can meet up for a beer (or coffee) in Buffalo sometime. 

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1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said:

Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... 

 

.......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread.

 

My boys have been using that one for a couple years now.

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4 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

My boys have been using that one for a couple years now.

As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band.  My life will never be the same!

1 hour ago, JDubya76 said:

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You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about.  And it can be so obvious sometimes.  I love ya JDubya76 anyways though.  I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong).

1 hour ago, Conlan58 said:

SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CASE OF LIGMA

And now I feel even more dumb.  Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?"

 

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1 hour ago, Apocalypse Nuts said:

And now I feel even more dumb.  Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?"

 

 

48 minutes ago, Apocalypse Nuts said:

I'll bite...what is "bofa?"

 

Asking for a friend.

 

Urban dictionary "prefixes" for, respectively, select portions of or all of the phrase in question..

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52 minutes ago, transient said:

Soooo... your sons or your nutz?

 

Sons.  The others don't talk, thankfully.  Probably would be a lot of complaining.

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2 hours ago, KDIGGZ said:

this thread sucks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on deez nuts

ah...a little weak but I'll give it props!  😂

At least you're trying.

5 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said:

Comedy Central What GIF by Lights Out with David Spade

This is me 50% of the time.

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6 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said:

Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end!  It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics.  It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels!

 

A small sample, if I may:

 

1.  Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all:

 

One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts
One heart burns desire Deez Nuts
Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now
Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run
Who'll be the lonely one
Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now

 

 

2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?"

 

Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand
Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts?
Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again

Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?
Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?

 

 

I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh?  The list can go on and on infinitely.

 

Seriously, the possibilities are endless.  That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. 

 

Anyway, food for thought...

 

 

P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. 

 

 

1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City"

 

Hot town summer in the city

Back of my neck Deez Nuts getting dirty and gritty.

 

2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell"

 

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars

Oak tree Deez Nuts you're in my way.

 

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