Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. 1 1 3 1 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQW87 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! 11 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo03 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Wtf kind of thread is this? 1 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Buffalo03 said: Wtf kind of thread is this? It was meant to bring some laughs. This is not a serious thread. Can you image trying to tackle a cheetah lol 2 minutes ago, DQW87 said: The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! Haha 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Imagine a silverback gorilla on the d-line? Or a trained rhino at fullback? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, mathja said: Imagine a silverback gorilla on the d-line? Or a trained rhino at fullback? Lmao a fullback rhino. I would feel bad for Milano. Giraffe goes for a post in the corner of the endzone. Good luck with that Tre. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, mathja said: I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. Not to mention all the random personal fouls, like actually ripping face masks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreggTX Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, GreggTX said: Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? Well we had Buddy Nix, does that count? Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 How about a hummingbird on steroids that is 17 times the size of a normal hummingbird as your starting cornerback? Very few INT’s, but really solid coverage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Well the NFL already had the first walrus as a coach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) I think all coaches should be artificial intelligence with a hologram of somebody really inspirational. They would never make mistakes that’s for sure. If the hologram was somebody like Tony Robbins this whole set up could be an amazing coach. Edited May 1, 2021 by mathja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, GreggTX said: Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? I say, I say. From the floo that is.... Ok, are we all living in a yellow submarine? Wasn’t that song written on an LSD trip? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Do you think an elephant would be able to snap the ball all the way between its legs to get it to the quarterback who was under center? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: I say, I say. From the floo that is.... Ok, are we all living in a yellow submarine? Wasn’t that song written on an LSD trip? I swear Buddy Nix was a walking talking Foghorn Leghorn. Just now, mathja said: Do you think an elephant would be able to snap the ball all the way between its legs to get it to the quarterback who was under center? Well they can paint. I’m sure our training staff is currently looking into it. Just a swipe of the trunk and Lawrence Guy would be tossed to the side. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) Is this about us drafting a bear at OT? I'm pretty sure they're not going to be able to tell. Edited May 1, 2021 by Warcodered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 It was hard to have confidence in buddy Nix. But it was even harder to have confidence in that marketing guy that wore the 80s suits. Do you think if you could get a dolphin to punt, they would only be able to punt for the Miami Dolphins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Warcodered said: Is this about us drafting a bear at OT? I'm pretty sure they're not going to be able to tell. Now that’s what I call a mauling run game. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 38 minutes ago, mathja said: How about a hummingbird on steroids that is 17 times the size of a normal hummingbird as your starting cornerback? Very few INT’s, but really solid coverage. That wingspan though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, IronMaidenBills said: That wingspan though... beak deflections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Allen: Blue 42, setttt ohhh come on man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Fast hands, needs to improve on footwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsherd Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, mathja said: I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. There are lots of animals that don't flinch just before they are about to attack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirebors Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, billsherd said: There are lots of animals that don't flinch just before they are about to attack. I seriously wonder if someone could train an elephant to catch a football with its trunk. Good luck trying to tackle it lol 1 minute ago, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. That was the point. A break in the football lull. We have all discussed football all day non stop. It was a thread to bring a few laughs. There are hundreds of draft related threads available. Don’t take life so seriously all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, mathja said: Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? A large octopus wouldn’t have very many missed tackles. Just need to have a tank of water nearby between plays. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Alr bud golden receiver! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: Alr bud golden receiver! Does he have to have 2 feet in bounds or all 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, IronMaidenBills said: Does he have to have 2 feet in bounds or all 4? His butt still counts as in bounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 Jacksonville should actually start a jaguar and name it Duval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, IronMaidenBills said: Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. A buffalo playing for the Bills would be pretty cool. It would definitely be a DT though. 42 minutes ago, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. You sound like you're a blast at parties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 44 minutes ago, IronMaidenBills said: I seriously wonder if someone could train an elephant to catch a football with its trunk. Good luck trying to tackle it lol That was the point. A break in the football lull. We have all discussed football all day non stop. It was a thread to bring a few laughs. There are hundreds of draft related threads available. Don’t take life so seriously all the time. I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback Unsportsmanlike conduct, taunting. I’m sure the ground crew would hate it after a TD celebration. 3 minutes ago, Boxcar said: Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. I think the NFLPA is currently in negotiations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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