Formerly Allan in MD Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 2/13/2020 at 10:59 PM, I am the egg man said: . Pardon the interruption. I've often wondered, do you deliver them, lay them, hatch them, or simply cook them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 2/13/2020 at 6:44 PM, LeviF91 said: I have access to back channels which suggest dc tom faked his own death. DC Tomiavelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, row_33 said: He hath returned It appears DC Tom was not murdered after all However he did disappear shortly before the Wuhan Flu pandemic started and has returned at the time it is hitting the United States Is DC Tom Patient Zero? Edited March 12, 2020 by /dev/null 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, /dev/null said: Is DC Tom Patient Zero? No, he would be Impatient Zero 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Rumors of DC Tom's demise were greatly exaggerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, /dev/null said: It appears DC Tom was not murdered after all However he did disappear shortly before the Wuhan Flu pandemic started and has returned at the time it is hitting the United States Is DC Tom Patient Zero? patient zero IQ? heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Formerly Allan in MD said: Pardon the interruption. I've often wondered, do you deliver them, lay them, hatch them, or simply cook them? Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joobGoo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, gooJoob, joob, joobaJooba, jooba, joobaJoob, joobaJoob, jooba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Uncle Joe said: Rumors of DC Tom's demise were greatly exaggerated celebrated. FTFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 20 hours ago, row_33 said: He hath returned I told you his clone would be appearing soon. Wake up Sheeple!! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, KRC said: I told you his clone would be appearing soon. Wake up Sheeple!! Can’t clone someone like that, one of a kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, row_33 said: Can’t clone someone like that, one of a kind That's what they want you to think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, KRC said: That's what they want you to think. I would be fine with a few more DCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 He’s not back until he shows up in this thread and calls me an idiot, dammit! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: He’s not back until he shows up in this thread and calls me an idiot, dammit! "What is widely understood, need not be stated" -DC Tom (*ducking*) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Maybe he joined 26CB, where ever that is EDIT: As an aside, I'll bet 26CB is still around, only with a different handle Edited March 14, 2020 by Happy Gilmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: He’s not back until he shows up in this thread and calls me an idiot, dammit! He wouldn't dare. You are, after all, a moderator type person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Cripple Creek said: He wouldn't dare. You are, after all, a moderator type person. ? That has NEVER mattered to Tom. You -of all people- should know.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Chandler#81 said: ? That has NEVER mattered to Tom. You -of all people- should know.? Sometimes it's more obvious than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: ? That has NEVER mattered to Tom. You -of all people- should know.? I'm trying to lure him with wildly idiotic statements and 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 The waiting is the hardest part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I heard he was working on a government communication project regarding the pandemic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 10 hours ago, Uncle Joe said: I heard he was working on a government communication project regarding the pandemic There is no recent outbreak of "stupidity". The "stupidity" has been in existence and building for some time. We have just lost containment 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 a tribute to the crusty curmudgeon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6I_dKUYyI4&feature=emb_logo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 22 hours ago, /dev/null said: There is no recent outbreak of "stupidity". The "stupidity" has been in existence and building for some time. We have just lost containment No flattening that curve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 12:38 AM, /dev/null said: There is no recent outbreak of "stupidity". The "stupidity" has been in existence and building for some time. We have just lost containment Looking on the bright side, if there ever really was some sort of global "end of world" type crisis, you have to assume the vast majority of people would be killed off relatively early on. That should make survival a much more sporting competition for the minority who is intelligent enough to make it to the second quarter of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Possible explanation: Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck in His Nose While Trying to Invent Face-Touching Alarm https://gizmodo.com/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-in-his-nose-while-try-1842560576 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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