Everything Joe Biden--Gaffes, Miscues, Touching, Songs

[billsfan1959]

 

“No seriously, I don’t know how much time I have here. They’re not letting me see my grandkids!” Biden continued. “I don’t want to be president. I want my rocking chair, nap time, ginger snaps and bingo!” But everyone just laughed even harder. “It must be another one of Biden's classic old-timey references.” Others said, “Oh Biden! What a character!”

 

Biden then shook his head, blinking several times and looking visibly confused. He then managed to get out two coherent sentences before calling Wolf Blitzer a lying dog-faced pony soldier and challenging him to a push-up contest. The interview ended abruptly after security was forced to step in and pull him off-camera.

 

Democratic viewers at home collectively shrugged and said, “He’s still got my vote.” 
 

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

44 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said:

 

“No seriously, I don’t know how much time I have here. They’re not letting me see my grandkids!” Biden continued. “I don’t want to be president. I want my rocking chair, nap time, ginger snaps and bingo!” But everyone just laughed even harder. “It must be another one of Biden's classic old-timey references.” Others said, “Oh Biden! What a character!”

 

Biden then shook his head, blinking several times and looking visibly confused. He then managed to get out two coherent sentences before calling Wolf Blitzer a lying dog-faced pony soldier and challenging him to a push-up contest. The interview ended abruptly after security was forced to step in and pull him off-camera.

 

Democratic viewers at home collectively shrugged and said, “He’s still got my vote.” 
 

by the way, Fitty-nine, I meant to comment on the green house you're building for your wife.  I saw it somewhere along the line on my phone--very cool idea.  

 

I'm also putting the comment here because if it wasn't your post--awkward, but sooner or later Joe B will say something silly and all will be forgotten.  

[Uncle Joe]

11 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

39 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

by the way, Fitty-nine, I meant to comment on the green house you're building for your wife.  I saw it somewhere along the line on my phone--very cool idea.  

 

I'm also putting the comment here because if it wasn't your post--awkward, but sooner or later Joe B will say something silly and all will be forgotten.  

Actually I think 59 has Biden quarantined in the green house. Joe thought he said the white house.

[Magox]

14 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

I normally would not be for something like this during these type of briefings that are serious in nature. 
 

But he didn’t go out seeking it, the reporter asked Trump his response to the tweet.

 

That was a brutal smack down.   And truth be told, I believe what he said was accurate ?

[billsfan1959]

9 hours ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

by the way, Fitty-nine, I meant to comment on the green house you're building for your wife.  I saw it somewhere along the line on my phone--very cool idea.  

 

I'm also putting the comment here because if it wasn't your post--awkward, but sooner or later Joe B will say something silly and all will be forgotten.  

 

Haahha! It was me ?. Thanks, brother!

[Tiberius]

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In Missouri, Gov. Mike Parson says staying at home is a matter of “individual responsibilities”; in Arkansas, Gov. Asa Hutchinson scoffs there is nothing “magical” about stay-at-home directives; in Iowa, Gov. Kim Reynolds protests that “I can’t lock everybody in their home.” Those governors, all Republicans, have been enabled by Mr. Trump, who points to states that don’t yet “have the problem,” and remarks that it’s “awfully tough to say, ‘Close it down.’ ” He favors flexibility and is seconded by Vice President Pence, who says the federal government “will defer to state and local health authorities on any measures that they deem appropriate.”

These people are literally killing Americans. 

 

Biden is so so so much more competent than these clowns. 

 

Jared Kushner is in charge of this for God's sake!

[billsfan1959]

3 minutes ago, Tiberius said:

These people are literally killing Americans. 

 

Biden is so so so much more competent than these clowns. 

 

Jared Kushner is in charge of this for God's sake!

 

 

[Tiberius]

9 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said:

 

 

It's just true. Laugh all you want, but it doesn't change that fact

 

[Chef Jim]

1 minute ago, Tiberius said:

It's just true. Laugh all you want, but it doesn't change that fact

 

Explain why you feel Biden is much more competent. What facts are you referring to. 

[Magox]

23 minutes ago, Tiberius said:

These people are literally killing Americans. 

 

Biden is so so so much more competent than these clowns. 

 

Jared Kushner is in charge of this for God's sake!

So I decided to do a quick research on each of these 3 states. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
 

 

Missouri has 34 deaths

Arkansas has 14 deaths 

Iowa has 14 deaths 

 

That is a far lower PER CAPITA Mortality rate than pretty much the entire country.

 

This is why they don’t listen to the dopes in the media.

 

[Chef Jim]

1 minute ago, Magox said:

So I decided to do a quick research on each of these 3 states. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
 

 

Missouri has 34 deaths

Arkansas has 14 deaths 

Iowa has 14 deaths 

 

That is a far lower PER CAPITA Mortality rate than pretty much the entire country.

 

This is why they don’t listen to the dopes in the media.

 

But they’re LITERALLY killing Americans. Why do I think of her when people talk like that?

 

 

[Doc]

33 minutes ago, Tiberius said:

These people are literally killing Americans. 

 

Biden is so so so much more competent than these clowns. 

 

Jared Kushner is in charge of this for God's sake!

 

Biden wouldn't have closed the borders until at least a week later, if not longer.  We'd be ***** right now.

[Tiberius]

1 minute ago, Magox said:

So I decided to do a quick research on each of these 3 states. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
 

 

Missouri has 34 deaths

Arkansas has 14 deaths 

Iowa has 14 deaths 

 

That is a far lower PER CAPITA Mortality rate than pretty much the entire country.

 

This is why they don’t listen to the dopes in the media.

 

Oh just that many deaths so far? Ok. Everything is fine then. Not like it can't spread quickly, like they say in the media, but don't listen to them, they are dopes. 

 

 You go all out defending Trump and then criticize the media? What happened? Why is that? What is it you like about that idiot? 

 

I just see him as a clown who is way in over his head, you see him as great. I don't get it. 

1 minute ago, Doc said:

 

Biden wouldn't have closed the borders until at least a week later, if not longer.  We'd be ***** right now.

No one closed any borders, so stop it 

[Magox]

4 minutes ago, Tiberius said:

Oh just that many deaths so far? Ok. Everything is fine then. Not like it can't spread quickly, like they say in the media, but don't listen to them, they are dopes. 

 

 You go all out defending Trump and then criticize the media? What happened? Why is that? What is it you like about that idiot? 

 

I just see him as a clown who is way in over his head, you see him as great. I don't get it. 

No one closed any borders, so stop it 

Yes, deaths so far.   FYI, I check that website out 10-20 a day.   They are showing a tiny upward trajectory.   They are still following the CDC guidelines.   A one size fits all approach is not needed for everyone.

 

lets check back in a week and see how they are doing.   But what they have been doing has been working out well, so far.

 

and yes, the media are run by a bunch of dishonest, loathsome destructive azzholes.   They have become a toxic force in our society.   I don’t trust them one bit

[Tiberius]

2 minutes ago, Magox said:

Yes, deaths so far.   FYI, I check that website out 10-20 a day.   They are showing a tiny upward trajectory.   They are still following the CDC guidelines.   A one size fits all approach is not needed for everyone.

 

lets check back in a week and see how they are doing.   But what they have been doing has been working out well, so far.

 

and yes, the media are run by a bunch of dishonest, loathsome destructive azzholes.   They have become a toxic force in our society.   I don’t trust them one bit

"The Media" is run by thousands of different people from all over the world. There is no one "Media" it is a diverse, multi level divided level of organizations. 

 

People hate the media because they are educated and the messengers. Everyone hates the messenger,  that's a fact as old as humanity. 

 

Deep pocket interests spend a lot of money discrediting the messenger and it works. It's when the "leaders" like Trump actually believe the propaganda they use that things get dangerous. The Japanese leaders believed the propaganda they told about us "soft" Americans when they decided to bomb Pearl Harbor. 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

49 minutes ago, Magox said:

So I decided to do a quick research on each of these 3 states. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
 

 

Missouri has 34 deaths

Arkansas has 14 deaths 

Iowa has 14 deaths 

 

That is a far lower PER CAPITA Mortality rate than pretty much the entire country.

 

This is why they don’t listen to the dopes in the media.

 

 

Have a look at the places where it's worst, and tell me who runs those places.

 

[Doc]

42 minutes ago, Tiberius said:

No one closed any borders, so stop it 

 

[Buffalo_Gal]

1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said:

 

Have a look at the places where it's worst, and tell me who runs those places.

 

I do not think this is a blue or red disease.

I'm tellin' ya, it is public transportation. Germ-mobiles. People are packed in like sardines hacking and sneezing on one another, the virus lives on metal, etc.  When this is finished, the numbers for high density, high public transportation, cooler weather,  age related, pre-existing conditions, etc. should yield very interesting results.
 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Buffalo_Gal

[GG]

37 minutes ago, Magox said:

Yes, deaths so far.   FYI, I check that website out 10-20 a day.   They are showing a tiny upward trajectory.   They are still following the CDC guidelines.   A one size fits all approach is not needed for everyone.

 

lets check back in a week and see how they are doing.   But what they have been doing has been working out well, so far.

 

and yes, the media are run by a bunch of dishonest, loathsome destructive azzholes.   They have become a toxic force in our society.   I don’t trust them one bit

 

CA, FL and TX are also very telling.

[3rdnlng]

Federalism people. The USA was divided into states based on common interest. Every state is somewhat or a lot different from other states. While certain states are not experiencing any real affects of the virus they should institute the hand washing and social distancing policies in order to protect not only their citizens, but those citizens from other states that they might come into contact with. Telling South Dakota people to hide in their homes and not go to work is asinine with such a low death rate.