Gugny Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: When I walk her, the first two to three poops are ROCK hard. The last one is more loose. I apologize to the people who have tuned in here to my dogs pooping rituals. I blame Exiled for dragging this out, but who’s NOT fascinated with such a topic? I think draining the anal glands is done similarly to how one would suck venom out of a snake bite. Good luck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Just now, Augie said: When I walk her, the first two to three poops are ROCK hard. The last one is more loose. I apologize to the people who have tuned in here to my dogs pooping rituals. I blame Exiled for dragging this out, but who’s NOT fascinated with such a topic? LoL... Sorry too... Growing up we had dogs too, some with issues. I guess it's fiber that creates wide loads. That will aid in naturally expressing your dogs scent markers. 1 minute ago, Gugny said: I think draining the anal glands is done similarly to how one would suck venom out of a snake bite. Good luck! This is just sick. LoL... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Augie said: Sunglasses during tennis makes it easier to see the ball. I call BS. You’re just looking to score a contract repping frames like Tyrod Taylor has (had?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 5 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Why is my wife always right? 4 hours ago, DC Tom said: Because you're an idiot. “That’s what she said”. That was ‘low hanging fruit’. Too easy. My apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Why is my wife always right? You caught her snickering at you in front of the mirror again huh? 4 hours ago, Augie said: When I walk her, the first two to three poops are ROCK hard. The last one is more loose. I apologize to the people who have tuned in here to my dogs pooping rituals. I blame Exiled for dragging this out, but who’s NOT fascinated with such a topic? Anal glands and @ExiledinIllinois go together like peas and carrots!!” I knew he’d find the answer for you. Sidenote: Thinking or changing this thread title to “Ask Exiled Anything” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 9 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: This colloquialism originated right here at TBD when Limeaid decided the best way to get people to sit down in front of him at the stadium was to take a warm turd from the toilet bowl, wrap it in a napkin and smear it on the idiot’s seat in front of him. “He took his own dump” to the seat to teach that fool a lesson. True story. At least he didn't Rosen the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Gugny said: I think draining the anal glands is done similarly to how one would suck venom out of a snake bite. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: I have a lot of questions in life. Do you have any? There’s quite a few experts on this board. Maybe we can help each other. Can an someone explain what all those little pieces of lint are on the inside of my eyeballs when I close my eyes and look up into the sun? I’m a pretty clean person and shower every day. But when I look up in the sky and close my eyelids, there’s a bunch of lint and debris inside my eye sockets that floats around. I try to keep it in one place but it quickly zig zags across my field of vision. It’s maddening. Why do I have lint in my eyeballs? They're bits of protein according to my optho-guy. My question for the ages: How do you know with certainty that it's OK to fart without risking a bowel movement? Is it something that comes with experience, or is it genetic in nature? Edited February 22, 2019 by Keukasmallies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 9 hours ago, DC Tom said: Because you're an idiot. Next question. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: They're bits of protein according to my optho-guy. My question for the ages: How do you know with certainty that it's OK to fart without risking a bowel movement? Is it something that comes with experience, or is it genetic in nature? Trial and error my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: My question for the ages: How do you know with certainty that it's OK to fart without risking a bowel movement? Is it something that comes with experience, or is it genetic in nature? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Why is a female called a female, is there a fee to be woman and why is man used in wo-man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Augie said: My dog likes to scooch her butt along the road when we walk. You know....that little butt slide thing. Worse, she will also do it inside on an area rug, leaving some unfortunate skid marks. Apparently there is such a thing as draining a dogs anal glands. (I know, you’re upset that you got this far!) Can someone explain to me why the Vet office thought they would just teach me how to do this? I’m sorry, that’s what we have YOU guys for! Because they're idiots. Next question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Can someone explain the difference between DCTom and MCDot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Why do my washer/dryer steal my socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Why do my washer/dryer steal my socks? Nice deflection. Pretty sure we all know what you are using one sock from a pair on a daily basis. Don’t blame it on a machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Why is it that a pair of TBDers always jet off to Jamaica at the same time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 13 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: The lint I’m seeing are not “floaters” as Marcus Welby in Illinois and Senator House are referring to....I’ve been seeing these lint pieces in my closed eyelids since I was a kid at the beach (when eyes are closed and looking toward the light you see the lint and it swims around until you keep our eyeballs still). So if you are applying medical principles to a 12 yr old kid having floaters I feel that our inland waters are at risk. Find me some real research damn it!!! Is this real life? everyone has floaters 1 hour ago, mead107 said: Why is a female called a female, is there a fee to be woman and why is man used in wo-man? Because when man first began to speak he was a HOT babe and said Woe Man !!!!! Check that b out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 My dog punched me in the mouth yesterday, and I want to know why. I love my dog, feed him twice a day, always let him lick my plate, and take outside whenever he tells me to, no matter what time, day or night. He’s a good boy, and has been trying to apologize and make up, but I’m mad as hell. He even cut my lip a little bit. . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, The Senator said: My dog punched me in the mouth yesterday, and I want to know why. I love my dog, feed him twice a day, always let him lick my plate, and take outside whenever he tells me to, no matter what time, day or night. He’s a good boy, and has been trying to apologize and make up, but I’m mad as hell. He even cut my lip a little bit. . Perhaps he feels violated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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