plenzmd1 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? Well, if you are new, then I have an old PPP story for you: When I was last living in Philadelphia, it was right around the advent of the TEA Party. So, there were lots of TEA-baggers "jokes". I had no idea what the term Tea-bag meant in a sexual sense. I thought it was a riff on douche-bag. So, once again, I am at a new bar: and as I describe above, the pattern holds. Except, this is a hipster/punkish bar. So, this girl with blue hair tells me she wants to Tea Bag me. I thought she wanted to kick me in the nuts...in some sort of SM thing. I knew that if I hung around, my curiosity would get the better of me, and I was worried about my nuts, so I bolted. Look: I agree with you that this aspect of my life is as ridiculous as it is beyond rational belief. I don't understand it, yet it happens. I suppose I could assuage egos here and lie about it, but what would that solve? Nothing. This is what happens to me, like it or not. Edited June 13, 2018 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? This post is about 1/4 usual size, minus the emojis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 4 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? You should see the ones that he posts at 4:00am after a fifth of bourbon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, GG said: This post is about 1/4 usual size, minus the emojis But still five paragraphs. 5 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? No...he might be the board's biggest narcissist. One thing you'll consistently find about his posts is that the subject of them is always himself. Always. Wait 'til he posts about having me figured out, having my number, and making me dance to his tune, and no one else has any idea what the !@#$ he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 36 minutes ago, DC Tom said: But still five paragraphs. No...he might be the board's biggest narcissist. One thing you'll consistently find about his posts is that the subject of them is always himself. Always. Wait 'til he posts about having me figured out, having my number, and making me dance to his tune, and no one else has any idea what the !@#$ he's talking about. Don't forget the time he kicked your ass in paragraph 52(b)(6)(vii) of his post. Edited June 13, 2018 by Koko78 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Don't forget the time he kicked your ass in paragraph 52(b)(6)(vii) of his post. Ah, I remember it well. That was when he said: Quote I win! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 6 hours ago, OCinBuffalo said: Yeah...but reality just doesn't meet with that. How typical of a DC_Tom toady. Girls have been chasing me my whole life. I remain as baffled by this since day 1 of recognizing it, and as unsure how exactly to respond, as ever. I am by nature an introvert, and any extrovert stuff you see is learned behavior, that I admit, I often fail at emulating properly. Women are weird, annoying, drains on my thought processes, but also can be fun. While this state has its rewards, its risks and consequences are significant as well. See, I don't just get lucky with 1 girl at the bar. Those are the good days, but they are rare. No, no, no I get unlucky because 2 or more girls at the bar, who I find out later have been rivals for years, decide that tonight I "get" to be a prop in their drama == a trophy. They come at me like hyenas, and are nasty and mean if I show the slightest attention to another. Look: I travel, so it's not like I know these people. My whole life has been spent, gloriously IMHO, walking into yet another new bar, and this is what happens about 2/5 times. Some days I am happy to walk into a dive where there are NO girls at the bar. A quiet night can be the best night. Hate on me all you want, plenty of boyfriends/husband(even gay dudes) have, even though I DO nothing to encourage it: nothing will change. Like it or not, this has been going on my entire life, and no amount of your wishful invective, or seemingly, anything, will change this reality. What, to get their purse back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 6 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: ^^^^^^ fellas, I am new to this forum. Is that the funniest post you have ever read above. I know that dude from his idiot posts on the main board, but this one may take the cake. Or his he just being sarcastic and I have missed an inside joke somewhere along the way? I read OC in Buff but in my head it's all J. Peterman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, #34fan said: Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html You waste your time worrying about what people think about her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackOrton Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, #34fan said: Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html What conservative threw water on her? WTF are you talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, #34fan said: Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html She's entitled to her own opinion. Unlikethe simps on left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, #34fan said: Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html I've never heard of Tomi Lahren, but am willing to give her a chance based on this thread. What's her best book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doc Brown said: I've never heard of Tomi Lahren, About two months back, some Liberal introduced liberal amounts of water to her face without permission.... Rude, and uncivilized no doubt, but at least it was only water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 And apparently criticizing a statement she made now constitutes a "Conservative ATTACK"................... ?️quite the "spin" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 You will never get those hours wasted back again caring what people think about her, she’s a cartoon character anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, B-Man said: And apparently criticizing a statement she made now constitutes a "Conservative ATTACK"................... ?️quite the "spin" Spin, my a___. This is serious business B-man... Tomi's gonna have to 'splain this one to the far-right/Evangelicals that have had her back thus far. Stay tuned. Edited July 9, 2018 by #34fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 9 hours ago, #34fan said: Spin, my a___. This is serious business B-man... Tomi's gonna have to 'splain this one to the far-right/Evangelicals that have had her back thus far. Stay tuned. She has already stated her views on abortion awhile back and caught flack for it from them. This isnt a surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bray Wyatt said: She has already stated her views on abortion awhile back and caught flack for it from them. This isnt a surprise The only people surprised by these are the people on the left who need to talk about this to take their focus off the #Walkaway. If Tomi Lahren looked like Rachel Maddow, no one would have given her voice a bigger microphone in the first place, and if the left was not eating their own every day and giving the entire party over to socialism, none of them would be paying attention to her either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 As long as I have a face Tomi Laren has somewhere to sit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: As long as I have a face Tomi Laren has somewhere to sit Move with caution. Did you ever consider that Tomi Lahren might just be a transitioning Tommy Lee Jones? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 15 hours ago, #34fan said: Apparently, the answer is "hell yes" for some conservatives.... Seems Tomi just pissed off her base... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tomi-lahren-warns-apos-d-184342555.html She's right. I think it was Trump who said “there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have too many of.” Probably talking about the blacks, Mexicans and other folks, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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