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Your countless threads with unsubstantiated rumors, wild theories, erratic mood swings, loose connections and hot takes have made these last few days truly special!  In no particular order..... 

 

- Thank you to every guy who had a chance encounter with a Delta Sonic employee with a cousin who works at a Best Buy in Buffalo that had a big scoop. 

- Big thanks to the guy whose district regional sales manager knows Russ and believes we may draft a QB this year.

- Thank you to everyone who follows the Incarcerated Steves and Prison Bobs of the twittersphere for keeping us up to date on all the latest fiction. 

-  Big thanks to the guys that shared every mock draft on the internet and had meltdowns based on the mock results.

- Thanks to the peeps who are "so f@#$ing done with this team if the pick _______________!"

- Thank you to the guy who cruises the Brown's reddit page and uncovered the 26 team trade scenario that lands us a top 3 pick with only giving up Jerry Hughes.  

- Thanks to everyone who started a reaction thread for every permutation and draft outcome.  

- Thank you to everyone who reminded us how many holes there are to fill and for those wise men among us that reminded us that it really isn't about filling all the holes but finding the one hole that you think you might be able to spend the rest of your life with.

 

Without all you emotionally unstable, gullible schmucks who find authority in the strangest of places none of this would have been possible!!! 

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2 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

Your countless threads with unsubstantiated rumors, wild theories, erratic mood swings, loose connections and hot takes have made these last few days truly special!  In no particular order..... 

 

- Thank you to every guy who had a chance encounter with a Delta Sonic employee with a cousin who works at a Best Buy in Buffalo that had a big scoop. 

- Big thanks to the guy whose district regional sales manager knows Russ and believes we may draft a QB this year.

- Thank you to everyone who follows the Incarcerated Steves and Prison Bobs of the twittersphere for keeping us up to date on all the latest fiction. 

-  Big thanks to the guys that shared every mock draft on the internet and had meltdowns based on the mock results.

- Thanks to the peeps who are "so f@#$ing done with this team if the pick _______________!"

- Thank you to the guy who cruises the Brown's reddit page and uncovered the 26 team trade scenario that lands us a top 3 pick with only giving up Jerry Hughes.  

- Thanks to everyone who started a reaction thread for every permutation and draft outcome.  

- Thank you to everyone who reminded us how many holes there are to fill and for those wise men among us that reminded us that it really isn't about filling all the holes but finding the one hole that you think you might be able to spend the rest of your life with.

 

Without all you emotionally unstable, gullible schmucks who find authority in the strangest of places none of this would have been possible!!! 

 

We have too many holes to fill!

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unfortunately its the crack pot threads that go on for 20 +++ pages, making them feel justified to continue their cause

 

Unfortunately there is plenty of people following these LAMP people that they actually feel relevant.

 

Got to ignore them and they will move along

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2 minutes ago, ddaryl said:

unfortunately its the crack pot threads that go on for 20 +++ pages, making them feel justified to continue their cause

 

Unfortunately there is plenty of people following these LAMP people that they actually feel relevant.

 

Got to ignore them and they will move along

Written without irony...

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12 minutes ago, Rocky Landing said:

I would just like to thank Jauronimo for posting this thread about posting unnecessary threads.

This thread isn't about superfluous or unnecessary threads.  Its about recognizing each and every one of you beer drinking, god fearing, lunch pail, regular joe twelve packs.  This thread is for all the unsung heroes who wake up each and every day bruised and sore from working they little jobs, put their pants on one leg at a time, and dare to dream about posting wild bullS#$% on the internet.  You guys are the real MVPs!!!

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