Nonsensical features you wish SDS could program into the board

[Guffalo]

  On 11/8/2017 at 6:53 PM, BringBackFergy said:

It's hump day.

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[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

  On 11/8/2017 at 6:53 PM, BringBackFergy said:

It's hump day.

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I'd like to say 

 

and later on I will

 

 

but I'd be lying 

[buffaloboyinATL]

a quick shock to anyone who starts duplicate threads without searching first. 

[shrader]

  On 11/8/2017 at 8:50 PM, buffaloboyinATL said:

a quick shock to anyone who starts duplicate threads without searching first. 

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Not far enough.  Their computer should explode.

[boyst]

  On 11/8/2017 at 1:00 PM, Captain_Quint said:

What about a 'Go Live' button where we can see what other posters are really doing. 

 

That way when Boyst says he's with a 10, we can see that its really a 4.

 

 

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Add me on Snapchat add me on Instagram add me on any one of those things or just text me... Many have seen the ones I've been dating, and few and far between to actually claim they are a 10

[DC Tom]

  On 11/8/2017 at 8:46 PM, Guffalo said:

 

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 7 [/jboyst]

[boyst]

  On 11/9/2017 at 12:19 AM, DC Tom said:

 7 [/jboyst]

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What the fuc the nose is too narrow eyes are way too big

the facial hair is a bit of a turn on

The ears kind of big... But those lumps on the head... No !@#$ing way is that a seven

five and a half at best

[Augie]

  On 11/9/2017 at 2:26 AM, Boyst62 said:

What the fuc the nose is too narrow eyes are way too big

the facial hair is a bit of a turn on

The ears kind of big... But those lumps on the head... No !@#$ing way is that a seven

five and a half at best

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What if she sews her own saddle?

 

Does that bump it up? 

[mead107]

Big ears are good to hang on to 

[boyst]

  On 11/9/2017 at 3:46 AM, Augie said:

 

What if she sews her own saddle?

 

Does that bump it up? 

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I can already sew knit and crochet so I don't need to worry about that

[Fadingpain]

  On 11/8/2017 at 8:59 PM, shrader said:

 

Not far enough.  Their computer should explode.

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If duplicate thread starters received shocks, then had their computers explode, the living population of TBD would be like 14 after a month or so.

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

All duplicate threads go to PPP 

 

dodging shoes being thrown 

[shrader]

  On 11/9/2017 at 5:36 AM, Fadingpain said:

If duplicate thread starters received shocks, then had their computers explode, the living population of TBD would be like 14 after a month or so.

 

 

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I fail to see the problem in this.

[DC Tom]

  On 11/9/2017 at 4:31 AM, Boyst62 said:

I can already sew knit and crochet so I don't need to worry about that

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Punctuation, though, THAT you have a problem with.  Maybe take some time this weekend, crochet yourself a !@#$ing comma...?

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

  On 11/9/2017 at 6:44 PM, DC Tom said:

crochet yourself a !@#$ing comma..

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is that the short term for crotch rocket? 

[boyst]

  On 11/9/2017 at 6:44 PM, DC Tom said:

 

Punctuation, though, THAT you have a problem with.  Maybe take some time this weekend, crochet yourself a !@#$ing comma...?

 

 

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Punctuation is for suckers. Are you a sucker# ✓™¢{|[®{

[BuffaloBill]

What if you could love your own post?  A sick form of self gratification?

[LeviF]

  On 11/9/2017 at 8:43 PM, BuffaloBill said:

What if you could love your own post?  A sick form of self gratification?

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The icon for that would make the board NSFW

[BringBackFergy]

  On 11/9/2017 at 8:43 PM, BuffaloBill said:

What if you could love your own post?  A sick form of self gratification?

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“Kleenex” button?

[Jauronimo]

TBD needs advanced stats:

 

Warning Point Leaderboard

Ignore Leaderboard

TBDisms Leaderboard

 

Also, all numbers rounded to the nearest 3.5