DC Tom Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Nothing. Lethal injection is probably more comfortable on an empty stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Something that gives me brutal food poisoning, so I'm begging them to kill me the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Execution. Damnit. I'll have to come up with more original topics. Â Sauerkraut, rotten eggs, broccoli and cheese. When you die your bowels release and I really want to stink up that room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Â Sauerkraut, rotten eggs, broccoli and cheese. When you die your bowels release and I really want to stink up that room. Â Was thinking the same thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Filet mignon, baked potato w/butter and bacon. Â Special brownies or magic mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) You're on death row...what would you request for your last meal? Â What ever goes well with a file and lock picks. Â If they promise they will give me whatever I ask for a bottle of 2060 wine. Edited May 12, 2017 by Limeaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Come on, there is one and only one proper answer to this question. Bottomless bowl of chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Â Â Â If they promise they will give me whatever I ask for a bottle of 2060 wine. Â Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 .....I'm not sure if I'd have much of an appetite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 A pint of Sauza Conmemorativo tequila and a Maduro wrap Cuban Punch Churchill cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Steak au poivre with a Silver Oak Cabernet (not that they'd allow that). Some crab legs, just because. But first, Caesar salad, not light on the anchovies. Au gratin potatoes. Probably some grilled asparagus, as I'd want them to remember me when I peed as they kill me. (That asparagus pee thing is wierd!) And I'd finish with with a tart key lime pie. That's a fine meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 It depends. How am I dying? Â Â I heard extremely hard but that was from Gug. you've swallowed it. Don't deny itPS. Gugny divorced me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Steamed clams , grilled tuna steak, Brussel sprouts, baked potato, and blueberry pie. Ice tea to wash it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 You're on death row...what would you request for your last meal? I'm going with NY strip med rare, BBQ ribs and a lobster tail. A slice of raspberry and chocolate cheesecake for dessert. I would also have a good German Hefenweizen with it. Paulaner would be a good choice. Apitizer - wings, fried chicken, 4 over easy eggs. Â Dinner - porterhouse steak, loaded baked potato with bacon and cheddar, roasted asparagus, strawberry milkshake. Â Desert - 10 layer chocolate ganache cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 the guards will probably spit in it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Kate Upton's nectar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 There's one of these threads every year, so for reference, here's a bunch of answers from the days of yore:  http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/179294-your-last-meal/?hl=last+meal  http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/168967-last-meal/?hl=last+meal This is what I said before and it still rings true today:  This last meal business is too risky.  You could be having your heart set on your perfect meal from X restaurant or how you make it, and then you get some bad variation from the prison cafeteria or local dive...and die utterly disappointed.  I think you are better off getting some chain restaurant food-- at least, you know what you are getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Kate Upton's nectarBacon lard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Kate Upton's nectarWe have a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Bacon lard? He wants to die from cholesterol or wants sillicone poisoning before they can kill him . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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