YoloinOhio Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) @NFLonCBS: Despite breaking his hand at practice, JJ Watt will still play against the Patriots. https://t.co/AGqX1qCkwIhttps://t.co/36sBDcXTCx Oh @Deadspin: Update: A spokesperson for the Texans says J.J. Watt did not break his hand jerking off. https://t.co/fp5yse1sug Edited December 10, 2015 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVABillsFan Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Club hand going after Tommy! did not break his hand JO? dumbass writers you'd think that story would be from the onion Edited December 10, 2015 by NOVABillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 A few extra doses of HGH for JJ this week and he'll be right as rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 A few extra doses of HGH for JJ this week and he'll be right as rain. My first thought too. Youd think doctors wouldnt clear someone who breaks a bone a couple days before a game, regardless of who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 My first thought too. Youd think doctors wouldnt clear someone who breaks a bone a couple days before a game, regardless of who it is.he strikes me as the Peyton manning of their team. He decides where he wants to line up on defense and generally does whatever the heck he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 @Deadspin: Update: A spokesperson for the Texans says J.J. Watt did not break his hand jerking off. https://t.co/fp5yse1sug No, he broke it lifting a slice of pizza... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 he strikes me as the Peyton manning of their team. He decides where he wants to line up on defense and generally does whatever the heck he wants. I guess it depends on how bad of a break and all of that, but I wouldnt think that he would be effective doing things like grabbing people and pushing. Mario was ineffective for a good 1/2 season when he had a hand/wrist injury. I remember him saying how even a small injury in the hand can really affect your game on the dline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 No, he broke it lifting a slice of pizza... Pushed himself too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Anyone know if it's his dirt hand or not? GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leroi Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Roids make bones brittle, not surprising. Imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 are the Patriots* the luckiest team you've ever seen or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Anyone know if it's his dirt hand or not? GO BILLS!!! It's his left hand -- so I wouldn't think so but I'm not certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 No, he broke it lifting a slice of pizza... COME ON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) My first thought too. Youd think doctors wouldnt clear someone who breaks a bone a couple days before a game, regardless of who it is. In highschool I broke three fingers in my hand and still played in the state championship that weekend. Edited December 10, 2015 by Beef Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 My first thought too. Youd think doctors wouldnt clear someone who breaks a bone a couple days before a game, regardless of who it is. they save the good stuff for the stars. I guess it depends on how bad of a break and all of that, but I wouldnt think that he would be effective doing things like grabbing people and pushing. Mario was ineffective for a good 1/2 season when he had a hand/wrist injury. I remember him saying how even a small injury in the hand can really affect your game on the dline. yes but Mario is sensitive. he has broken dink this year. still plays but not effectively. it just swings. doesnt get the task at hand done. i made at least two jokes right there In highschool I broke three fingers in my hand and still played in the state championship that weekend. Thats how its done. Hell yes you did!! No young Man of character would miss the championship game. It's his left hand -- so I wouldn't think so but I'm not certain. ever see him line up? do you watch the games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 In highschool I broke three fingers in my hand and still played in the state championship that weekend. I broke fingers multiple times and my nose as a wrestler. Tape it up, Shove a tampon up my nose and move on. Did this guy ever play sports who made the comment? Watt is a tough dude. He'll have a club for a hand which in some ways can help, but mostly hurts as his hands are used to throw people off. Hopefully this club is right in TB's face all day. Love that guy. Listening to his response when interviewed today was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVABillsFan Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) No, he broke it lifting a slice of pizza... grunting come on LOL http://ispot.tv/a/AdrY Edited December 11, 2015 by NOVABillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 chopping wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 How do you not love this guy? He just reminds me of the old school mean football players like Mean Joe Green, Butkus, Nitschke (Wouldn't he have had fun playing a guard in the Longest Yard against the Mean Machine). i love that one video of him on the sidelines with a broken nose, bleeding significantly from the bridge. A trainer comes over to look at it, and he pushes his arm away and yells out some expletive. He didn't give a crap. He was pissed because of something on the field. These are the kind of guys we need on our team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I can't wait till he crushes Brady. That patchwork O-line will have its hands full all day. Although, I wonder if the refs will call the 1000 holding penalties that the Pats**** will commit in an attempt to stop him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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