Gugny Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 So we all know Howard and Nana are not really old people gracing us with their (his) presence as they learn to navigate the interwebs. Personally, I think they're the same person. I find myself wondering who has the time and energy to create (perhaps) two alter-egos and what they really do for a living that allows them the time to do such a thing. I'm ruling out construction, because it's summer and that's when they're the busiest. I'm ruling out unemployed, simply on a hunch, plus Howard and Nana do sometimes take breaks - on which I'm assuming this person is working. I'm at a loss. This isn't about WHO he/they is/are. It's about what he/they do for a living. Post your guesses here; include your logic, if possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Howard was a mailman till he retired. He also had a part time job as ticket taker down at Pilot Field until his knees gave out last year. I worked 15 hours a week at at Hills, until they closed down. Didn't need the money, Now I volunteer once a week at Tosh in the senior center. Of course we're not on all the time making posts, we have lives you know!!! Every Tuesday we go to Frank and Gladys's house for Euchre. We also have Bingo at St. Agatha's and at the Knights. Marion ( Howard is our last name by the way. He was made fun of in grammar school, got him in a lot of fights. so started going by his last name to fit in) goes to the VFW post a lot. Tells people he got in for his time in the service, but it's really because Al McKenny who he graduated from Timon with is the bartender there. So shame on you. You're that Gugly character Marion warned me about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old German Woman Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ach, don't be so rude to our new friends. Vat's da matter mit du? Ve all like da Buffalo Bills, vhy does it matter vat ve do for unsere arbeit? I werk in da kitchen all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I have no explanation, but these posts make me chuckle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Edited July 23, 2015 by joesixpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Personally, my bet is that they are escapees from Gowanda, and have been on the run since the late 50's. senes propter tenui prudentissi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 A way to make the summer pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 This doesn't help my suspicion that this board is just a handful of people controlling many accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Last count 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 This doesn't help my suspicion that this board is just a handful of people controlling many accounts. It's actually just me and you. This is my real acct, hence The REAL Buffalo Joe. Everybody else, mead, Jauronimo, Beerball, DC Tom, Very Wide Right, all me. Except for Dog. He was real. Nobody could make that guy up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 It's actually just me and you. This is my real acct, hence The REAL Buffalo Joe. Everybody else, mead, Jauronimo, Beerball, DC Tom, Very Wide Right, all me. Except for Dog. He was real. Nobody could make that guy up. Well seeing you're the one that says your job is boring and you have time to do nothing other than start stupid posts about your love life I know they are you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 Well seeing you're the one that says your job is boring and you have time to do nothing other than start stupid posts about your love life I know they are you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Gug is the one that's always trying to figure it out. I'm gonna have to invoke the "You smelt it, you dealt it" rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The years of service I gave to my community and this nation, mornings, weekends, torn shoulder ligaments x2 , surveries on my nee and hip from bad stairs, dog bit scars on my ass and lugging home jars of !@#$ing dill pickles and strawberry wine because some people don't know enough to leave me a christmas card with $20. Now you young smartasses question my profession? I don't need this crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You tell 'em Howard! Oh, and thank you for your service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The years of service I gave to my community and this nation, mornings, weekends, torn shoulder ligaments x2 , surveries on my nee and hip from bad stairs, dog bit scars on my ass and lugging home jars of !@#$ing dill pickles and strawberry wine because some people don't know enough to leave me a christmas card with $20. Now you young smartasses question my profession? I don't need this crap. thanks for losing my snail mail and delivering a check more than 6 months late and a birthday card 13 months late, for delivering my mail to the neighbors house and vise versa, for all those open letters that contain personal information. Though staggering down my street stinking drunk one St Paddys day was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirl Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You'll have to excuse Marion's crankiness. He lost his court battle. Not only does he have to pay the $25 fine, but there's a $15 late fee on top of it. Keeps mumbling something to himself about Jimmy Griffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You tell 'em Howard! Oh, and thank you for your service! What? What the !@#$? It's not like he delivered mail in Fallujah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 What? What the !@#$? It's not like he delivered mail in Fallujah. Rain Hail Sleet and Snow for your ungrateful, unpatrotic ass. #SupportTheTroops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 What? What the !@#$? It's not like he delivered mail in Fallujah. Well they are led by a General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Howard deserves a courage award over Bruce Jenner. Edited July 24, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Howard deserves a courage award of Bruce Jenner. poetic, neither exists in reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Howard deserves a courage award of Bruce Jenner. Why, is he going to have his dick chopped off too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Well they are led by a General. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 As a Bills fan i hoped for some respect. As a serviceman, I expected some thank yous and hey Howard, I appreciate your work for our nation. I see everyone here thinks my torn bag and key ring are just a big joke huh? Well if you ever go to the rockpile for a game I'll meet you at the south entrance to laugh some more. Get a life and serve your country punks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 As a Bills fan i hoped for some respect. As a serviceman, I expected some thank yous and hey Howard, I appreciate your work for our nation. I see everyone here thinks my torn bag and key ring are just a big joke huh? Well if you ever go to the rockpile for a game I'll meet you at the south entrance to laugh some more. Get a life and serve your country punks. Gotcha Marion. Have great weekend. Ya old coot. And coming from me that says a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 To ChiefJim. (Red anger face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 What? What the !@#$? It's not like he delivered mail in Fallujah. Oh jeez... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 As a Bills fan i hoped for some respect. As a serviceman, I expected some thank yous and hey Howard, I appreciate your work for our nation. I see everyone here thinks my torn bag and key ring are just a big joke huh? Well if you ever go to the rockpile for a game I'll meet you at the south entrance to laugh some more. Get a life and serve your country punks. Mary-in... You pathetic scum bag! Your "stolen valor" is disgusting! Next time you go down to the VFW, let me know, me and my fellow vets will make you wish we had a dog biting your ass, or you were just walking through the worst snow storm since '62!!! And speaking of the rockpile- I will meet you anywhere you'd like have this discussion in person! My bet is that Howard was one of those people that had a bullsh! T reason to collect free money from the government (probably claiming PTSD) after being denied employment from the post office!!! Just my 2 cents... Shirl- by the way, it's so nice to hear from you again- I'm sorry I haven't been able to swing by when Mary-in is out at the senior center, things have been hectic at work! I will make it up to you as always!!! See you tonight (winking face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Cletus You aren't country. I had a brother at the square. Gary Hotaling. He was from Gowanda. He used to trap and kill with an axe and a knife. He made me a postal sachel out of a beaver pelt and detailed with muskrat bones. It still hands in my closet to this day. You are a killer of animals. I can tell just from your tone. You probably don't even know where I live because there's no !@#$ing moss on the north side of our trees to guide you. Do you have one of those fancy vhs cameras that lets you record the 12 hours you sit in the woods waiting for a deer? Put it to good use and take some pictures of your boyfriend fixing your prius for future referince. <BLOCK Cletus ENTER> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Cletus You aren't country. I had a brother at the square. Gary Hotaling. He was from Gowanda. He used to trap and kill with an axe and a knife. He made me a postal sachel out of a beaver pelt and detailed with muskrat bones. It still hands in my closet to this day. You are a killer of animals. I can tell just from your tone. You probably don't even know where I live because there's no !@#$ing moss on the north side of our trees to guide you. Do you have one of those fancy vhs cameras that lets you record the 12 hours you sit in the woods waiting for a deer? Put it to good use and take some pictures of your boyfriend fixing your prius for future referince. <BLOCK Cletus ENTER> I drive a Dodge Ram with a Hemi old man!!! My boyfriends name is Shirl and she is the cats azz.... Yes I'm a killer, whacked haji's, whacked deer, and all kinds of critters.... Come to the TBDAHOT and you an try some of my bacon wrapped critter.... Maybe you can get lucky and grab a chuck beaver- probably be the closest you've been to a beaver in 30 years.... Btw- pound salt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Cletus doesnt respect older people. Sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirl Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Marion, what did you do to make Cletus so upset? He's such a nice young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 what the !@#$ is this? seriously? what the !@#$ is this? i know i spend less time here then before and don't come to otw much but seriously, wtf is this ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 what the !@#$ is this? seriously? what the !@#$ is this? i know i spend less time here then before and don't come to otw much but seriously, wtf is this ****? I've muttered that myself a lot lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Where's Marion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 what the !@#$ is this? seriously? what the !@#$ is this? i know i spend less time here then before and don't come to otw much but seriously, wtf is this ****? Cletus is getting "catfished" I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Not sure what fishing has to do with cletus. Also he claims to drive a ram but knowing cletus he probably cant even ride a whores. When I was younger I'd ride whores all the time. Sometimes to school or later on for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 So you cheated on your wife. Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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