BUFFALOKIE Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I'll take a date with a hot chick over watching a bunch of dudes in tights. Dinner and drinks are also affordable, and I like my odds better than the Bills. Besides, Ms. Andrews has already promised me tickets to any game I want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No QB - No Bueno Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Will Erin bring a burlap bag, a can of axel grease and a cigar box of gravel? Then option one for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) I'll take the home playoff game. Edited December 31, 2014 by Peace Frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac4095 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 "No matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her ****." Home playoff game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I'd only last 4 seconds anyway. Gimne the playoff game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The more I think about it the more wacked you people are. You can spend the evening with any beautiful, famous celebrity where you can have a story to tell for the rest of your life - compete with a selfie or two or you can sit in front of a TV for a few hours and watch other people experience life. That's completely !@#$ed up. It doesn't matter how the date goes - it's a better story/experience than the alternative. Beautiful is subjective--I'd take my wife over Erin Andrews any day (seriously). Also, celebrities are just normal people that have cool jobs. I have no desire to meet or know Erin Andrews for any reason whatsoever. Now, if I bumped into her on the street, sure, I'd have a conversation and it'd be a cool story...not among the first 100 I'll tell my kids when they're old enough to care. I can, however, guarantee you that the home playoff games I've attended will be among the first stories I tell my kids. Funny side note for anyone that cares: I (almost literally) bumped into Stephon Gilmore at the Galleria Mall yesterday. Nothing crazy, just told him congrats on his great season, have a good new year, looking forward to seeing them play next fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Any playoff game, in a heartbeat. A date doesn't mean much... great, we're going to sit across from each other in silence because we have nothing to talk about. At least a playoff game is exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Home Playoff Game. Not even close. She is annoying. Beautiful is subjective--I'd take my wife over Erin Andrews any day (seriously). Also, celebrities are just normal people that have cool jobs. I have no desire to meet or know Erin Andrews for any reason whatsoever. Now, if I bumped into her on the street, sure, I'd have a conversation and it'd be a cool story...not among the first 100 I'll tell my kids when they're old enough to care. I can, however, guarantee you that the home playoff games I've attended will be among the first stories I tell my kids. Funny side note for anyone that cares: I (almost literally) bumped into Stephon Gilmore at the Galleria Mall yesterday. Nothing crazy, just told him congrats on his great season, have a good new year, looking forward to seeing them play next fall. That's kind of cool that Gilmore is still in Buffalo. Figured he'd be back in SC or wherever he is from for the off-season. Is he sticking around for treatment of some sort? i'm sure the date would probably end up going wide-right. but seriously, why the f*ck is this a thread, we're only 1 day into the offseason... this is a decent off season thread. How about this one: "Erin Andrews for OC." She has watched a ton of football, and imagine all the press we would get by hiring a female press member as a coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 That's kind of cool that Gilmore is still in Buffalo. Figured he'd be back in SC or wherever he is from for the off-season. Is he sticking around for treatment of some sort? Not sure...he was--as he typically is--very soft spoken. Just smiled and said thanks (I tried to be discreet since he was sort of just strolling around with his wife). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 this is a decent off season thread. How about this one: "Erin Andrews for OC." She has watched a ton of football, and imagine all the press we would get by hiring a female press member as a coach. Oh great! Now Brandon sees this and visions of thousands more female and horny male season ticket holders get his heart pumping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I asked my wife for her opinion on the choice and just before she left she recommended I take the game. So she's ok with the other 5 wives, but not this one. Doh! thanks for all the responses i am not a sicko as one poster stated. i called a woman pretty lol Sickos dont really know that they're sickos. Just had to clarify that. Oh and just kidding. Good question. Im so used to us losing, I'll almost take anything over a play off game. I'd probably take a few toothbrushes over a bills playoff game. At least my teeth will stay clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 If I pick the home playoff game, Brandon won't have my name or number, and I won't have to deal with the endless calls asking me to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The OP didn't state you were going to the game - only that there would be one. Given that, I remember the last one I went to. Buff vs Jax. So exciting to see Jim get carted off thinking he was Batman. Love to tell stories about my first game experience watching Todd Collins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The OP didn't state you were going to the game - only that there would be one. Given that, I remember the last one I went to. Buff vs Jax. So exciting to see Jim get carted off thinking he was Batman. Love to tell stories about my first game experience watching Todd Collins... If there's a home game, I'm going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 My wife would probably divorce me if I went out with Erin. On the other hand, thousands of Bills fans would be celebrating a home playoff game. So I have to take the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franchiseneedsme Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 She has a huge nose.. And I would take a home playoff game over any chick She has a huge nose.. And I would take a home playoff game over any chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wsam4031 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 i guess it would depend on how involved the date was. If just a dinner then give me the Playoffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Home playoff game. She looks reptilian. maybe she is a grey http://arcturi.com/GreyArchives.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The more I think about it the more wacked you people are. You can spend the evening with any beautiful, famous celebrity where you can have a story to tell for the rest of your life - compete with a selfie or two or you can sit in front of a TV for a few hours and watch other people experience life. That's completely !@#$ed up. It doesn't matter how the date goes - it's a better story/experience than the alternative. You've got to consider the audience, though. Most of these guys would be reduced to drooling idiots of the likes of Joe "I want to kiss you" Namath in the presence of Erin Andrews. If I were in there shoes, I'd pick a playoff game over awkwardly stumbling my way through a date and embarrassing myself in front of Erin Andrews, too,. Home playoff game. She looks reptilian. Really? Have you ever seen a lizard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 You know how women think, choose the home game over her, she now wants you more to repair her fractured ego, you end up with her after the game. "GO BILLS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrycePaup4ever Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 lol at these posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstealer Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Do I get to 3rd base on this date? im thinking....im thinking Third base? You ARE a Bills fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 As the great American Ben Franklin once said, "in the dark all cats are grey". Bills home playoff, no question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumblefish Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) tough choice, but a bird in the hand................. would be a easier choice if it was Kimberly Jones Edited January 1, 2015 by rumblefish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 You know how women think, choose the home game over her, she now wants you more to repair her fractured ego, you end up with her after the game. "GO BILLS" wise words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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