26CornerBlitz Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The blizzard of '77 was so bad that I just finished digging myself out this morning. Whew that was a lot of work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badasss Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Dan Carpenter can kick a snow ball 60 yds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenkyman Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I was shoveling at the ralph and asked if i could sovel out the end zone's. They told me not to worry about it we don't use them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I am lucky to be alive today, my area received 14 feet of snow in 1 hour, maybe MORE I spent my entire day off snowmobiling Buffalo Bills players to the airport, I think I ran over a few dogs on Transit Road AND I did hear some growling under my sled.. At one point the cops were chasing us down Big Tree Road in 14 feet of snow but Kyle Orton(riding on the back) showed me an escape route.........that guy is Soooooo smart! Anyway, after we reached the airport we all went right to the bar to meet with the rest of the team.....man can those players drink....If I was Roger Goodell, I suspend the entire team,bunch of drunks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Video of practice this week. Orton looks good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meark Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Best thread ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 russ is bottling the snow to sell in bills store as a keepsake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Video of practice this week. Orton looks good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellDopeland Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I went to the stadium to help with the shoveling. After a while my shovel broke. I asked an official if they had an additional one to spare. He said "let's look." We went to and fro yet couldn't find one. We eventually went to an old storage room near the tunnel endzone (that looked like it hadn't been opened in years). He unlocked the door but, alas, there weren't any shovels inside. However, we did solve the mystery of "What ever happened to Chuck Lester?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I went to the stadium to help with the shoveling. After a while my shovel broke. I asked an official if they had an additional one to spare. He said "let's look." We went to and fro yet couldn't find one. We eventually went to an old storage room near the tunnel endzone (that looked like it hadn't been opened in years). He unlocked the door but, alas, there weren't any shovels inside. However, we did solve the mystery of "What ever happened to Chuck Lester?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Video of practice this week. Orton looks good I loved that long ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Has anyone found my contact lens, It flew out the Window near Main and Transit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Cyril Richardson went out to shovel snow. The snow pushed him back into the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) The Bills defense got to the airport just fine. The offence...just couldn't make it the last 20 yards. Perhaps you missed the part where he said this is a 'lies and exaggerations' thread. Edited November 22, 2014 by Fan in Chicago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 In an odd turn of events, the Buffalo Bills lured their former center David Snow out of retirement and signed him to a 1 year deal. Doug Marrone told the media - - "I may not be here next year, but we are going to be ready for whatever Mother Nature throws at us in that dome in Detroit on Monday. But I'm worried about the Cleveland game next week. Anybody know if Curt Flood ever played football?" boooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJasper Probincrux III Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 In an odd turn of events, the Buffalo Bills lured their former center David Snow out of retirement and signed him to a 1 year deal. Doug Marrone told the media - - "I may not be here next year, but we are going to be ready for whatever Mother Nature throws at us in that dome in Detroit on Monday. But I'm worried about the Cleveland game next week. Anybody know if Curt Flood ever played football?" If it starts to flood thay can sign Alex Van Dyke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Cyril Richardson went out to shovel snow. The snow pushed him back into the house. Lmfaoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDRupp Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Russ Brandon in a stroke of genius, built a sledding hill that begins in the upper concourse of section 301 and sends sledders down to midfield. Tickets are expected to run $10/person or $20 for a family of four. Sledding hours will be 10am - 5pm Monday through Friday and closed on Sundays. Russ told the Buffalo News that the newly formed Buffalo Bills - Winter Amusements division will, "leave no stone unturned when it comes to finding ways to give back to the community and put a smile on the faces of families in Buffalo and the greater Western New York community. All aspects of our business will be assessed on a case to case bases and in totality." Russ also went onto thank Erie County executive, Mark Polancarz and New York State Governor, Andrew Cuomo for their continued commitment to Western New York and the Buffalo Bills in the form of a $10 million grant to help with the newly formed winter amusements department. The $10 million tax payer investment is expected to create an additional 2 part time jobs for Western New Yorkers as well as an estimated $17,500 in additional annual taxable revenue for the Buffalo Bills. Yep. I also heard that the guy that was arrested for riding a railing and falling off onto fans below will be charged $200 for admission and forced to make the first safety test runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 There was no snow. George W. Bush made the whole story up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 The Bills defense got to the airport just fine. The offence...just couldn't make it the last 20 yards. Best one yet! I was standing on a drift touching the top of a telephone pole. Oh wait - that actually did happen - in '77 I actually tripped over a power line. Just read this, rather than shovel snow out of the stadium, they are going to build a dome over the stadium and bring in big heaters to melt the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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