CSBill Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Win or Loose, we Drink the Booze- Kyle Orton, pregame pep talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Doug should bring in keef Richards to consult on how too work while drinking tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I have a buddy who has a friend whose sister was the administrative assistant who prepared Orton's contract: Section 23(B)(2) "One Gatorade water cooler on the sidelines shall be marked with a legible "Orton's - Do Not Touch". The cooler will be kept out of direct sunlight and a generous supply of small Dixie cups (2 ounce size) shall be kept in close proximity during all games". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I have a buddy who has a friend whose sister was the administrative assistant who prepared Orton's contract: Section 23(B)(2) "One Gatorade water cooler on the sidelines shall be marked with a legible "Orton's - Do Not Touch". The cooler will be kept out of direct sunlight and a generous supply of small Dixie cups (2 ounce size) shall be kept in close proximity during all games". Lol. The "Hollywood Henderson" clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 i would describe his look as defiantly shabby chic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Looks like the way to get Kyle down field fast is to put a bottle of Jack on the goal line. He just leapt up 10fold in my mind. You just gave me an idea. We need to make some giant signs that look like bottles of Jack and hold them up in whatever end zone KO is driving toward...and some hot women wouldn't hurt. Edited October 1, 2014 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I feel like the Detroit game is gonna be a combination of the Matt Leinhart/Jordan Palmer preseason disasters. Ok- so I'm preparing for the worst. if it's anything better than that...it's all gravy. I hope Orton looks great but I'm having a real hard time believing he will show up for his very first Bills game ever and throw for 250+ and a couple TDs. Let's just hope the D and special teams somehow go nuts on Sunday. I feel like you do. Really don't care who the QB is as long as they RUN the DAmn Ball more. That's all i got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'm pretty sure I go to better parties than Kyle Orton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If he beats the Lions the team has a shot at 6-2 right there he will be a hero to the fan base. Having reached the bye week with the total amount of wins from the last 3 seasons. If he breaks the playoff drought hold on to your horses, he may really have found his team. If he does that ....well one game at a time. But the next 4 games in my mind our winnable if we get even average QB play. Ill take 5-3 tho in a heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Best thread ever. He'll be warming up at Hammer's Lot before the Pats* game if you want to see how he looks. I might see if he wants to stay in our RV for the Pats game weekend - dude seems like he can handle the drink and obviously he brings the ladies to the table as well! Orton and I will be firing up the grill Sunday morning around 6am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'm pretty sure I go to better parties than Kyle Orton. I'm pretty sure Kyle Orton goes to more parties than Jauronimo. While his parties lack in quality, they close the gap in quantity. It's just like the Bills running game, another reason why it's the perfect team for him. kj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrizzlyAdams Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrizzlyAdams Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 #liquorpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Practice... I have to ask what the f**k kind of practices does this coaching staff run when they don't know how the line players will perform until they actually play another team. Don't the Buffalo Bills have a very good D line,and don't they have a decent secondary? Do they dance around in tutu's waving at each other or do they actually hit, and hit hard? I'm thinking the former. How does EJ even stay as the starter in the first four games, is he hitting his receivers with almost every pass in practice, and then gets into a game and looks so out of sync with all of them. The QB not even able to complete half his passes. whats going on? So many penalties on the offense, and mistakes made by coaches. This coaching staff is a joke. Edited October 1, 2014 by FeartheLosing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 At the two minute warning for each half at The Ralph, Bills fans need to stand up and start chanting "Last call! Last call!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 At the two minute warning for each half at The Ralph, Bills fans need to stand up and start chanting "Last call! Last call!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 First, I've never heard of him showing up to a game or practice hungover or otherwise affected by partying. These players have the right to let loose when appropriate. He's never been in trouble over alcohol, as far as I recall. That said, he's married now with a daughter. Having a little girl can change one's perspective. His wife is a social worker and an active advocate for victims of domestic abuse. That could be a storyline the NFL points out if he has some success this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 back to the OP's question, anyone heard anything about how he has been doing in practice? i think today is his first full practice as the starter but i'd be curious how his arm has looked and the one thing we are all looking for will be accuracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Judging by these photos, he seems like a pretty loose guy, and someone that would be easy to socialize with. He probably was distancing himself a bit, so as not to interfere with the social order of the team. Yes, this is one possibility.... Not interfering with the social order of the team. Nursing a hangover is another. I'd like to think you were on the right path. Edit: just read about marriage and child. Hopefully these are old pics and things have changed. Most of us have some silliness somewhere in the rear view mirror. Edited October 1, 2014 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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