Nanker Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Are we sure the OP didn't mean testes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 "They" do say it's always better "to give rather than receive". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 5x5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Edited September 10, 2014 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Crap. Better go buy a cleanse kit. How long do I have? Edited September 10, 2014 by The Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I like to receive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 test Okay... 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? 2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? 6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible? 7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? 8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?” 10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 #10 is going to keep Boyst up until the Miami game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 5 has to be I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Okay... 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? 2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? 6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible? 7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? 8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?” 10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field? 1. Johnny 2. Meat 3. Mt. Everest 4. None 5. incorrectly 6. Billie was born in the Southern Hemi 7. You take pictures w/cameras. 8. 2nd place 9. Neither, the yolk of the eggs are yellow. The white of the egg is white. 10. 5 in one and 4 in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 10. 1 1. Johnny 2. Meat 3. Mt. Everest 4. None 5. incorrectly 6. Billie was born in the Southern Hemi 7. You take pictures w/cameras. 8. 2nd place 9. Neither, the yolk of the eggs are yellow. The white of the egg is white. 10. 5 in one and 4 in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 5 has to be I Yes. It's 5 in ONE FIELD. 10. 1 DUH! :wallbash: :lol: Booo... That was a set up to #10! LoL Like saying Tin 10 times fast... What is aluminum foil made out of? Test: If a rooster is sitting ontop of a barn facing north @ 06:00 with the sun rising in the east, wind blowing from the west @ 10 mph. Which direction does the egg roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Yes. It's 5 in ONE FIELD. DUH! :wallbash: :lol: Booo... That was a set up to #10! LoL Like saying Tin 10 times fast... What is aluminum foil made out of? Test: If a rooster is sitting ontop of a barn facing north @ 06:00 with the sun rising in the east, wind blowing from the west @ 10 mph. Which direction does the egg roll? A transgender chicken? Is that possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 A transgender chicken? Is that possible? That's what they have out there in Illinois!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 That's what they have out there in Illinois!!!! Only on the North Side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 test 2+2 does not always equal 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Last post wins! Game on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Happy pre TGIF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Last post wins! Game on! ggammeonnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Bet this can't reach as many posts as the never ending sentence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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