CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Somebody should probably swing over and see if he's alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Somebody should probably swing over and see if he's alright... I'll go. I need to take a shower anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'll go. I need to take a shower anyway. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 So? Did Shower Junkie make his morning "I really need a shower" request today? Nope, no shower request thus far today. It is only noon though. I haven't even seen him outside, and he's usually motoring around out there doing "crackish" stuff. I did get a chance to speak to the landlord yesterday, however, as he was getting in his truck to leave. I explained to him the situation, and he apologized to me. He said something to the effect of "well all those scumbags are getting booted anyway." Prior to speaking with the landlord, I overheard him screaming at one or two of the guys about paying rent on time. We'll see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks. It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door. Next time he comes over... You need to video record the exchange... It will help in court, but lost importantly, I think we all deserve a little video of this douche-nozzle.... You owe us this!!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 that seems a bit disturbing to me...why do you WANT to inflict pain on someone who is obviously dealing with something serious, albeit self inflicted(allegedly)...me personally, I would have called the authorities immediately if not sooner It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I tell you Johnny, you should go fix the shower it is the neighborly thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 that seems a bit disturbing to me...why do you WANT to inflict pain on someone who is obviously dealing with something serious, albeit self inflicted(allegedly)...me personally, I would have called the authorities immediately if not sooner Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental. Perhaps he's stricken with a serious illness... Play whack-a-mole with an ill person- pretty sure that buys you an all expense paid, one way trip to hell.... Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental. As long as you plan to eat him, I'm fine with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Should have asked Snowboard Dude if the shower was really broken. That way you'd know if ShowerBoy was jiving you. He might just be creeped out by the funk his pals left hanging around and wants a clean hose down. If it were me, I'd never let him in my house again, and I wouldn't hesitate to call the cops on them. You could notify the authorities anyway so your concerns would be noted if something bad we're to happen. On the other hand, go fix their shower. It'll give you more insight to the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Should have asked Snowboard Dude if the shower was really broken. That way you'd know if ShowerBoy was jiving you. He might just be creeped out by the funk his pals left hanging around and wants a clean hose down. If it were me, I'd never let him in my house again, and I wouldn't hesitate to call the cops on them. You could notify the authorities anyway so your concerns would be noted if something bad we're to happen. On the other hand, go fix their shower. It'll give you more insight to the situation. JH, just be sure that if you're going to do the bolded that you get a tetanus shot first... and maybe use some gloves... or why don't you just put on a whole body condom...or possibly a Hazmat suit if you can get your hands on one....or maybe just say f em and stay home and eat a calzone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Anyone else have this image of Jesse Pinkman walking up to JH's door, screaming "Yo, shower me, B word!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks. Yeah... Just wait till they get booted. I hope all will be well and they don't lash back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The thing that confuses me or I missed-- why can't he take a shower at the landlord's place? There could be many reasons. The situation is rather sad IMO. I know the guy's an addict and all, but somebody has to love him or care about him somewhere... Every person has a parent/somebody somewhere that might have cared for them @ one time. I know I am getting all sappy, but it is pretty disturbing. Maybe he seeks the comfort of something he lost? I wonder what his relationship is with his parents/loved ones? I know being a helper soul is not up everybody's alley... That doesn't mean, giving into him and granting his shower wishes either... I hope he finds peace somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 JH, just be sure that if you're going to do the bolded that you get a tetanus shot first... and maybe use some gloves... or why don't you just put on a whole body condom...or possibly a Hazmat suit if you can get your hands on one....or maybe just say f em and stay home and eat a calzone. I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... wuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... Too late... You had a bite of the burger and downed the brew! ;-P :-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... Watch him show up on your doorstep tomorrow morning with a magazine and a roll of toilet paper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Oh... John-nay... Nobody asked, me be the clean/OCD freak, how did he leave your shower? Good condition? You don't have that fancy hotel soap, power jet shower head (Commando 2000), and nice fluffy towels... Do you? That may be your problem! ;-) Watch him show up on your doorstep tomorrow morning with a magazine and a roll of toilet paper... Its VT, what self-respecting Hippy isn't into communal living! He was probably born w/affluenza too. Hammersticks might have a bigger problem on his hands than we really think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Buying stock in bleach right now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Buying stock in bleach right now!! LoL... Lysol and Fabreeze too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 It seems like he left the place clean, but who knows, he could have stuck my toothbrush up his bunghole. Let's just say everything has been thoroughly sanitized/disposed of. The toothbrushes are ar the crime lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 It seems like he left the place clean, but who knows, he could have stuck my toothbrush up his bunghole. Let's just say everything has been thoroughly sanitized/disposed of. The toothbrushes are ar the crime lab. LoL... I used to have a aunt/uncle that lived in Wanakah (Hamburg) on Lake Erie. Their house had a shower in the garage. Boy that was high class back then. I suppose it was for people to rinse off when coming from the Lake... And God knows they probably needed seeing they lived there in the 1960's-'70's! ;-) Too bad you can't have one of those installed? And get one of those really course GI scrub brushes... Let him shower away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Its VT, what self-respecting Hippy isn't into communal living! He was probably born w/affluenza too. Hammersticks might have a bigger problem on his hands than we really think. Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Occupy a freakin Subutex clinic, and then occupy his ass down to a job fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This thread should be pinned as mandatory reading for all members. I laugh harder every time I come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This thread should be pinned as mandatory reading for all members. I laugh harder every time I come back. I agree it will get a good humor pinning just to lighten up the board. Elsewhere there is too much bickering Bills fan activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I agree it will get a good humor pinning just to lighten up the board. Elsewhere there is too much bickering Bills fan activity. I strongly disagree with pinning this piece of heroin junkie puke ass fecal matter steaming pile of poo thread. Matter of fact, I disagree so strongly that I'm beginning to wonder if gugny hasn't taken over your account. (no disrespect intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 I spoke to another roommate last night (who happened to be packing his truck to move), and he told me that "shower boy" is in fact a recovering heroin addict. He intimated that maybe there was occasional "use" still happening in the house, and it seemed like part of the reason he was moving out. He commented on the shower thing, and said that shower boy was getting the shakes from his daily Subutex treatment. Apparently, this drug is now used more prominently than methadone because it is not addictive. I looked up the side effects for Subutex...yeah...excessive sweating, headaches, anxiety/paranoia, nausea, and insomnia (to name a few.). Sounds like my guy. Very sad if he is still using along with his Subutex treatment. I have read that this can be very dangerous. I have looked very closely for track marks on his arms and legs, but I haven't seen any. I know that heroin users will inject in less conspicuous spots on their body (i.e., between their toes). Weird stuff man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's time for a standard delousing procedure... Just like on Super Troopers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's time for a standard delousing procedure... Just like on Super Troopers "It's delicious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "Is this powdered sugar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I spoke to another roommate last night (who happened to be packing his truck to move), and he told me that "shower boy" is in fact a recovering heroin addict. He intimated that maybe there was occasional "use" still happening in the house, and it seemed like part of the reason he was moving out. He commented on the shower thing, and said that shower boy was getting the shakes from his daily Subutex treatment. Apparently, this drug is now used more prominently than methadone because it is not addictive. I looked up the side effects for Subutex...yeah...excessive sweating, headaches, anxiety/paranoia, nausea, and insomnia (to name a few.). Sounds like my guy. Very sad if he is still using along with his Subutex treatment. I have read that this can be very dangerous. I have looked very closely for track marks on his arms and legs, but I haven't seen any. I know that heroin users will inject in less conspicuous spots on their body (i.e., between their toes). Weird stuff man. Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Why is it obvious only to me? He has eyes for CC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Life ain't easy for a pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Yes, he explained that their hot water heater is broken. Said the snowboardin landlord is a deadbeat...keeps saying he will have it fixed but doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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