3rdand12 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) and then ..jimi hendrix and and jim morrison start into a rather loose rendition of " I'm a liittle tea kettle" with Felix Pappalardi and Keith Moon backing. and Mr Alonso doing something wrong to a wind intsrument After watching a couple interviews , this guy's persona , he is a perfect godhead for Pettine. Hunter S Thompson was correct it seems about Real linebackers... howdy do, look at us Bills, we got one of em. keep em sedated till Sunday and when time show him a matadors redcape on the way out of the tunnel. Go KiKo Edited October 2, 2013 by 3rdand12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucethomas34 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Kiko once bowled a perfect game with a marble. Â #theledgendofkikoalonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Kiko made Simon allow microscopes back in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Tedy Bruschi is NOT happy, Kiko Alsono is the prodigal son and seated @ the right hand of the father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Athletes don't take PEDs... They take: Kiko Alonso! Â #TheLegendOfKikoAlonso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Aliens abducted Kiko Alonso and He anally probed THEM! Um....maybe not. Edited October 3, 2013 by Dibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Kiko's decision tree: Â -Can I pick it off -Can I tackle it -Can I fuk it -Can I kill it -Can I eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Kiko's decision tree: Â -Can I pick it off -Can I tackle it -Can I fuk it -Can I kill it -Can I eat it That decision tree could ultimately present a disturbing career ender for Ms Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 That decision tree could ultimately present a disturbing career ender for Ms Brady. Â Sorry for the double post. Stupid iPhone. Especially if those decisions are made in a serial workflow. Â Perhaps the most disturbing thing: Would Kiko's press conference be any different after? Â Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 kiko is from oregon................or IS HE?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Â Especially if those decisions are made in a serial workflow. Â Perhaps the most disturbing thing: Would Kiko's press conference be any different after? Â Nope. Reporter- Kiko, take us through "the play" Â I see the ball in the air, so I catch it. Then, ah, I notice number 12 kinda coming toward me, but not really. The smell of his fear insults me, so I tackle him. I think, "he's kinda acting like a little B word," so I f$&@ him. Now he's screaming and yelling, and won't shut up, so I kill him, right? But all this extra effort, it makes me hungry, and now we got a dead body on the field, so I eat him... Â Reporter- Kiko, do you think you deserved the unnecessary roughness penalty and ejection from the game? Â **crazy eyes stare** No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FitzShowUsYourTitz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) If this has not been posted. Video of Kiko jumping OVER the Cleveland Browns D-Line:  http://www.nfl.com/v.../A-leaping-Kiko  Go Kiko Edited October 10, 2013 by Cville Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Â Reporter- Kiko, take us through "the play" Â I see the ball in the air, so I catch it. Then, ah, I notice number 12 kinda coming toward me, but not really. The smell of his fear insults me, so I tackle him. I think, "he's kinda acting like a little B word," so I f$&@ him. Now he's screaming and yelling, and won't shut up, so I kill him, right? But all this extra effort, it makes me hungry, and now we got a dead body on the field, so I eat him... Â Reporter- Kiko, do you think you deserved the unnecessary roughness penalty and ejection from the game? Â **crazy eyes stare** No. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Guess who caused this:  "The restrooms and plumbing were out for the entire tunnel end zone and BILLS SIDELINE in the lower bowl. The Bills closed all restrooms between sections 120 and 140 and the entire concourse was an inch deep in raw sewage."  That was one bad azz dump!  #WhenKikoPoops  An epic dump!  Browns fans have this one :#HoyerTheDestroyer  Ok, so we got #TheHoyerDestroyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 The Boogie Man officially changed his name to Kiko Alonso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXBILLSFAN Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Upon closer inspection, the Shroud of Turin is actually an image of Kiko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Homeless people run up to give Kiko the money from their collection cans as he walks down their street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleman Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 If this has not been posted. Video of Kiko jumping OVER the Cleveland Browns D-Line:  http://www.nfl.com/v.../A-leaping-Kiko  Go Kiko  Amazing, thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Ya know what would be so funny? Let's say Thad Lewis comes out and has a decent game against Cincinnati, makes a few key throws and they win- we could take all these old recycled Chuck Norris jokes and apply them to Thad Lewis! It would be so funny! Man, this never gets old. Like, Superman wears Thad Lewis pajamas. Ha! Whoops, don't want to get too ahead of myself! Edited October 10, 2013 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Ya know what would be so funny? Let's say Thad Lewis comes out and has a decent game against Cincinnati, makes a few key throws and they win- we could take all these old recycled Chuck Norris jokes and apply them to Thad Lewis! It would be so funny! Man, this never gets old. Like, Superman wears Thad Lewis pajamas. Ha! Whoops, don't want to get too ahead of myself! AAAAAAAAND Your crusade against stupid fun continues. You must be the life of parties... if you get invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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