ET1062 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Today might have been one of the most disgusting things I have experienced as a Bills fan, and that is saying a lot considering they make us pee in troths. The restrooms and plumbing were out for the entire tunnel end zone and Bills sideline in the lower bowl. The Bills closed all restrooms between sections 120 and 140 and the entire concourse was an inch deep in raw sewage. Those poor girls wearing flip flops, it was a public safety nightmare. I was waiting for a Niagara Falls of filth to start working its way down the aisle stairs. But the absolute worst part, the horrible terrible part of this story... I didn't drink a beer the entire game as I didn't want to travel through the **** storm to the other side of the stadium to take a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalobillsfansince1918 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I was waiting for someone to start this topic. My friend was at the game and posted a pic of a turd flowing past row 36. Tomorrow uncle Russ will tell us that's part of the upgrade that us NYS taxpayers are funding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 A little poo river scared you away from beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 luckily you saved money on beer and I'm sure the plumbing will be taken care of; problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo poonani Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 It was pretty disgusting. They need a new stadium. With a dome (I actually got sun burned today). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I was wondering why the Bills sent a text message saying the area had been closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills44 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I was waiting for someone to start this topic. My friend was at the game and posted a pic of a turd flowing past row 36. Tomorrow uncle Russ will tell us that's part of the upgrade that us NYS taxpayers are funding. But who actually takes a dump at a Bills game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I had tried to google it to no luck... if someone has a picture, post it to imgur and throw it up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalobillsfansince1918 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 That's going smell nice for the bengals game. I would but I have no idea how to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I've been to about half the NFL stadium's and seriously the Ralph is pretty good as far as seats and view go. There isn't a bad seat in the house. The lack of amenities and the poo rivers are the real problem but I don't really see Buffalonians asking for cushy seats and fancy decorations in the hallways. Location is the biggest problem with the Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Hooowdy Ho!!! That's just me and my family just saying HELLO to all the nice Bills fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Wait, no one has made the joke yet that this is no worse then the **** they've put on the field for the last 13 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Nothing wrong with location of the Ralph that hundreds of millions in PSLs and government kickbacks would not solve, anyone volunteering to pay it? Plus I am sure it would create new issues like for tailgating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDBUFFCUSEFAN Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I've been to about half the NFL stadium's and seriously the Ralph is pretty good as far as seats and view go. There isn't a bad seat in the house. The lack of amenities and the poo rivers are the real problem but I don't really see Buffalonians asking for cushy seats and fancy decorations in the hallways. Location is the biggest problem with the Ralph. I think lack of a poo river is more important than the view since I am not staying if there is a **** river running next to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 A little poo river scared you away from beer? Bwahaha post of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Although that is pretty disgusting, a plumbing problem does not mean we need a new stadium. It means we need to call a plumber...or 20. Edited September 30, 2013 by Tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 call a royal flush plumbing asap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike6683 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Nothing new there has been raw sewage on the field for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
947 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Pee rivers for 1 game? Not a big deal The bathrooms in the Wrigley field bleachers had over an an inch of piss flowing for every single game throughout the nineties into the 2000s, until they finally updated them a few years ago. People knew not to wear flip flops if you had bleacher seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Wait a second... I drank beer... Waded through the scum.... And I am still alive.... Deal with the BS and enjoy the win Pansy's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Send the bill to the taxpayers of WNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Lol at this topic. If you thought this was bad, you should have been there for the "lights out" game against the Charger the week after Trent came back from his concussion. There was much more s%#t and pi$$ on the floors in the bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAWNDO Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 The Bills response http://www.buffalobills.com/news/article-2/Team-Statement-Regarding-Select-Concession-and-Restroom-Closures/5fdc125c-1924-4d2f-98a4-17b7f9bb63f2 Haz Mat had to be called in, that could not be pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpan Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Still no pics or youtube vids? What gives? PS: I can almost guarantee the cause of this issue was some beech flushed a tampon. Don't ask me how I know. PPS: I still dont want a new stadium because I cannot afford PSLs or the higher taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Wait a second... I drank beer... Waded through the scum.... And I am still alive.... Deal with the BS and enjoy the win Pansy's!!! You've been next to AWOL dude, missed you around here. Do you have any pictures of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 It seriously wasn't bad everyone. The water main buster below the stadium. It seriously looked like clean water coming up out of the grates in the floors in the bathrooms and a little bit on the concourse. It wasn't like a floating pond it was a trickling stream to the drains in the concourse. Anyone that claims a turd floated by, I call them out. There were so many people walking by the entire game I highly doubt anything floated anywhere because it would have been stepped on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 better to have **** in the stands than **** on the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 You've been next to AWOL dude, missed you around here. Do you have any pictures of it? Hahaha, was at Disney with the fam... Didn't have time to take pictures- I kicked a **** house door in around section 128ish... By the ramp... Followed by a huge rush of fans.... Then some stadium pigs came in yelling about not being allowed to be there... Said we were standing in sewage... Whoops... Either way, I got accomplished what needed accomplished!!! It seriously wasn't bad everyone. The water main buster below the stadium. It seriously looked like clean water coming up out of the grates in the floors in the bathrooms and a little bit on the concourse. It wasn't like a floating pond it was a trickling stream to the drains in the concourse. Anyone that claims a turd floated by, I call them out. There were so many people walking by the entire game I highly doubt anything floated anywhere because it would have been stepped on. I could have swore my hopes and dreams of a Super Bowl victory this year floated by some time in the second quarter! Hahaha had a good time today bud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Yeah bud. Great time. Everyone, today at the tailgate, Cletus was introduced to Chivettas Chicken. Now that I think of it, I'm guessing the reason for the plumbing backup was die to the Ravens fans and their weak stomachs not being able to handle Buffalos amazing food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Yeah bud. Great time. Everyone, today at the tailgate, Cletus was introduced to Chivettas Chicken. Now that I think of it, I'm guessing the reason for the plumbing backup was die to the Ravens fans and their weak stomachs not being able to handle Buffalos amazing food. Chivetta's Chicken is where it's at!!! Can't find cases of it on eBay... Need help, lol!! Maybe Flacco lost his SB ring in the crapper and caused the plumbing issue... Ravens looked like trash today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Chivetta's Chicken is where it's at!!! Can't find cases of it on eBay... Need help, lol!! Maybe Flacco lost his SB ring in the crapper and caused the plumbing issue... Ravens looked like trash today... i told you ill get it for you brother. Just let me know how many bottles you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Dog Named Kelso Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I've been to about half the NFL stadium's and seriously the Ralph is pretty good as far as seats and view go. There isn't a bad seat in the house. I've heard this as a reason not to renovate or of requesting a new stadium. But I don't understand ... aren't there blue prints to recreate the "bowl" so any renovation or new build would have the same bowl but better amenities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac4095 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Guess op never smelt the rock pile or texas stadium. Good win today. Go Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Although that is pretty disgusting, a plumbing problem does not mean we need a new stadium. It means we need to call a plumber...or 20. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Just be glad it's not Oakland's stadium, where the dugouts are filled with raw sewage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Wait a second... I drank beer... Waded through the scum.... And I am still alive.... Deal with the BS and enjoy the win Pansy's!!! Please check back with us next Thursday or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Pee rivers for 1 game? Not a big deal The bathrooms in the Wrigley field bleachers had over an an inch of piss flowing for every single game throughout the nineties into the 2000s, until they finally updated them a few years ago. People knew not to wear flip flops if you had bleacher seats. Yeah! They make the best of it like guys sliding through the troughs for the shear joy of it! Look it up... Quite disgusting! Just be glad it's not Oakland's stadium, where the dugouts are filled with raw sewage Babies! That looks like the river I work on! ;-P ;-P Wait a second... I drank beer... Waded through the scum.... And I am still alive.... Deal with the BS and enjoy the win Pansy's!!! Wait for it... The cholera and typhoid fever won't kick for a little bit... ;-P ;-P Please check back with us next Thursday or so. LoL! Chivetta's Chicken is where it's at!!! Can't find cases of it on eBay... Need help, lol!! Maybe Flacco lost his SB ring in the crapper and caused the plumbing issue... Ravens looked like trash today... You can order it online... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 No worries till it gets up to the Big Bucks Box area. Chances are the Gov, would smell something with that big nose of his! Maybe the players will think twice about jumping into the end zone seats in the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo poonani Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 It seriously wasn't bad everyone. The water main buster below the stadium. It seriously looked like clean water coming up out of the grates in the floors in the bathrooms and a little bit on the concourse. It wasn't like a floating pond it was a trickling stream to the drains in the concourse. Anyone that claims a turd floated by, I call them out. There were so many people walking by the entire game I highly doubt anything floated anywhere because it would have been stepped on. It was a sewer line break and sewage spillage into the concourse from about section 120 to 140. I don't know where the initial break was , but **** still flows downhill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 It seriously wasn't bad everyone. The water main buster below the stadium. It seriously looked like clean water coming up out of the grates in the floors in the bathrooms and a little bit on the concourse. It wasn't like a floating pond it was a trickling stream to the drains in the concourse. Anyone that claims a turd floated by, I call them out. There were so many people walking by the entire game I highly doubt anything floated anywhere because it would have been stepped on. When I was going in to the game, I talked with a girl I know who was leaving. She works in a concession stand. One foot of sewage in her stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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