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5,268 pages! give or take.

 

jw

 

can report the FedEx truck just arrived at 1BillsDrive, though, i'm sure that happens every morning around this time. and it looks like rain with ominous storm clouds looming over Lake Erie. so there ya go.

I hear some loud noise outside my house. Are they dropping GOLD bars out of that Fed Ex Van?

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I hear some loud noise outside my house. Are they dropping GOLD bars out of that Fed Ex Van?

nah, that's the latest coffee run for us late-to-bed-early-risers. they're bringing the beans in crates, i'm told by "sources," though it appears i'll have to have to intake mine intravenously.

 

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5,268 pages! give or take.

 

jw

 

can report the FedEx truck just arrived at 1BillsDrive, though, i'm sure that happens every morning around this time. and it looks like rain with ominous storm clouds looming over Lake Erie. so there ya go.

I have this image of Ralph busting out of a box as it comes off the truck.

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nah, that's the latest coffee run for us late-to-bed-early-risers. they're bringing the beans in crates, i'm told by "sources," though it appears i'll have to have to intake mine intravenously.

 

jw

sources smources, give us names man!

 

BTW, how do you like your coffee?

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nah, that's the latest coffee run for us late-to-bed-early-risers. they're bringing the beans in crates, i'm told by "sources," though it appears i'll have to have to intake mine intravenously.

 

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Yah but be honest, the sources are just your "other writer buddies"

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nah, that's the latest coffee run for us late-to-bed-early-risers. they're bringing the beans in crates, i'm told by "sources," though it appears i'll have to have to intake mine intravenously.

 

jw

Better get those beans ground up and into the freezer!

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Are you counting the 5000 posts with the word "YES!" in them, that will come right after he is signed? :rolleyes:

 

Good point, or the 5000 posts saying how he is overrated and a chump and how his Fiance has a dog face if he doesn't sign

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This is like picking up your prom date and she makes you wait 3 days because she's trying to get a better date. It's pretty clear he doesn't want to play here if he hasn't signed by now. What makes it more depressing is that if it falls through it's won't be because of anything the Bills did, but because we just aren't attractive enough, even if we pony up top dollar. Makes you wonder if there's anything we can do to compete for top free agents - if it's not money there aren't a lot of other factors that can quickly change.

Where is the Players' Union in all of this? Is there no pressure on him to take the the highest dollar amount, even if it's from the Bills? The MLB Players' Union would never allow one of the top FA players to 'leave money on the table'. The player (and agent) would be crucified.

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Schefty said that a couple teams swoopeed in late last night this morning on sportscenter idk if anyone posted it yet

This is the scariest part of the whole process - esp. when there is a whole evening/night for someone else to swoop in. Chad/Jill Kelly and anyone else could have heard it straight from Mario's mouth last night that he was going to sign, and their implied 'reports' could be perfectly true at that time - but things can change as long as there is not a signature on a contract.

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