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2 things I gather from this.

 

1st Tommy boy looks like such a fairy going down that slide. Your right. It's just too easy.

 

2nd I'm so glad to see Tommy boy sliding into a pool full of hamsters and not working out. Here's to hoping he hits this season very weak.

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[stan follows his dog's footprints and finds himself facing Big Gay Al's Big Gay Water Park]

 

Big Gay Al: Hi little fella, how are you doing today?

Stan: Fine, how are you?

Big Gay Al: I'm super, thanks for asking.

Stan: My gay dog ran away, and I was wondering if maybe he came here.

Big Gay Al: Well, let's see. Come on in. Hmm. [they enter the big gay water park]

Stan: D'you have lots of gay dogs here?

Big Gay Al: We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Water Park. Over here we have a gay QB impersonating a gay lion on a water slide while his somewhat masculinely featured supermodel beard... I mean wife... looks on.

Tom Brady: "Rooaar"

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That has to be one of the shortest water slides I have ever seen. From the look of him on that slide, his hands, I cannot believe he has ever set foot on an NFL field. Even Nick Lowery looks tougher.

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  On 5/23/2011 at 6:31 PM, Beerball said:

Tom Brady hopes that water doesn't gush into his p*ssy as he goes down water slide

 

I laughed so hard at that i had snot bubbles coming out of my nose. Bravo, sir!

:lol:

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  On 5/23/2011 at 6:07 PM, webtoe said:

I know we all love to hate on the guy, but this one is almost too easy :D

 

Brady on waterslide

 

"Brady on waterslide"

 

or

 

Tom Bundchen(hands up), figurative owner of the Buffalo Bills

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....but by the end of the day, Tommy worked up enough courage to go down the water slide; just like all of the other girls at Melinda O'Rourke's 6th birthday party.

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  On 5/23/2011 at 6:07 PM, webtoe said:

I know we all love to hate on the guy, but this one is almost too easy :D

 

Brady on waterslide

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! A big, scary alligator!!"

 

-or-

 

"Ready or not, boys, here I cum!!"

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  On 5/23/2011 at 6:54 PM, Jauronimo said:

"EEEEEEEEE...I'm not supposed to get my hair wet!"

 

"BEST..LOCKOUT...EVERRRR!!"

 

"More fun than a bathtub full of gerbils!"

 

and I hope no one finds out I'm gay.

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