Just Jack

Has she asked you to go skydiving yet?

Does she keep nagging you to increase that life insurance policy that she is the only beneficiary? Did she promise to pack your chute?

In NY it's legal to discipline (aka smack) your kids, in public or private, as long as it's open hand. So smack across the cheek or bottom is okay. Closed fist (aka punch) or using objects (belt, stick, etc) is not legal, even when in the privacy of your own home. A sheriff's deputy told me this because they'd get calls from teens wanting to report abuse, but when arriving on scene would explain to the child that the spanking or slap they got was perfectly legal.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/butter-poached-lobster-shooters-recipe-1939061

There's a decent discussion here.... http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/194627-q-about-getting-to-airport-after-game-at-new-era/

I'm going to try to see them when they come through here.

Just doesn't have the same ring to it. Anyways, if you're anywhere along the Erie Canal between Albany to Oswego.... http://www.newyorkupstate.com/news/2017/07/photos_replicas_of_christopher_columbus_nina_and_pinta_are_docked_in_albany_and.html I do like these two lines in the article....

The problem is going to be when they change the color, since people will have known to give directions using his house as a landmark.... "We're three houses down from the purple house"

Can I head up the Dept Of The Interior? Or the National Parks?

Not quite safe for work unless your coworkers like naked men's butts https://youtu.be/YpgWL4heDqk

Some people got emails about getting them through their ticket account on Ticketmaster.

https://patch.com/new-hampshire/salem-nh/concord-woman-arrested-twice-5-hours-asks-drugs-back-salem-police

Also Stargate SG-1 and this classic movie documentary...

Meads version of 7 Minute Abs will be how to get rid of them through eating his patented diet of Stromboli.

And we're done.

Who's gonna be Leeroy Jenkins?

So, today you learned something that has been known for about 20 years?

So, no one has brought up any info on the waterpark itself? http://www.splashcincinnati.com/ It's one of those indoor water parks, and on Sunday's it closes at 6pm, not 10pm.

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I'm still waiting for the girl on a log

Cyclists are required to ride single file when they are obstructing traffic. And California is the only state that allows lane splitting.

Pics or it never happened

Picking up younger chicks duh

Union complains illegal workers were hired by university.... http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/2017/07/06/goats-taking-jobs-union-workers/455237001/

Maybe they changed the ending to make everyone happy.