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Just Jack

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  2. I work for humanity. I've seen enough of these fake news, free $100 coupons, fake abductions, that it annoys me that people can't take 30 seconds to do a quick search on something that seems too good to be true.
  3. It sounds cute, too bad it's not true... http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468612-fake-news-woman-did-not-roll-over-hairdresser-with-her-car-after-he-ruined-her-hair.html
  4. Sleep with the new manager, and her friend if you can. Then put in your notice and when they ask why tell them "you suck in bed"
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  6. There needs to be a scientific study. Get women at each month of pregnancy to eat the pizza and see who gives birth.
  7. Start an escort service. Gotta figure out how to write an iron clad contract with your girls employees so you don't get nailed as being a pimp.
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  10. They do have the meats. And the Meat Mountain.... http://drmarbys.com/secret-menu/the-meat-mountain-sandwich/
  11. I'd recommend some factory raised beef for your diet. That organic crap is missing a lot of the chemicals and hormones your body needs now to keep up with society's standards of what is considered fit nowadays
  12. They've kicked people off for being too big. Kevin Smith was one.... http://www.nbcnews.com/id/35406030/ns/travel-news/t/oversized-kevin-smith-ejected-flight/
  13. A guy I work with complain to the airline about a similar situation, they gave him a bunch of airline miles for his trouble.
  14. It's the worst laid out airport I've ever flown through.
  15. It's all fun until someone goes sliding on a 300 level railing and falls into the 200 level
  16. Anything with chocolate
  17. That's actually pretty good, a 3mph pace.
  18. Baby Got Back! https://www.yahoo.com/music/sir-mix-lot-baby-got-backs-message-25-years-later-sisters-dont-ashamed-220913021.html
  19. Aren't you already bald? Or at least partway there?
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