Ned Flanders

Is it me; am I the only one who reads these fine reports with Van Miller's voice running through my head?

Ravens single game tix go on sale Friday: http://www.baltimoreravens.com/gameday/tickets/single-game-tickets.html

I received a VERY generous deal last year, paid about $85/month all year which included ST Max. The start of training camp usually prompts me to "make the call," so I'll do so again soon. FWIW, I usually blame the wife, telling the rep she's badgering me to cut the cord...for special effects, I usually have the wife yelling at me from the next room over; I tell the rep, "Can you hear what I'm up against here?" LOL!

They just switch the decals on their regular white helmets...no hard task.

I like this list, would substitute Tasker for Christie though.

I go back to '73 at then-Rich Stadium and I'm trying to remember if the Bills ever sold beer through vendors in the stands. My old, feeble mind doesn't think so. Can any of the old-timers recall?

Here in Fairfax County Virginia, I have leverage playing the competition card with Cox and FIOS both available and oozing with offers/deals. My call this year was very successful. I recommend focusing on the broadcast options available to you when making the call to DTV.

So, I guess it's settled: We now hate Peter King...carry on.

I was thinking the same thing...Brown took over OJ's HB slot when OJ was traded to SF and was a member of the '80-'81 Knox playoff teams. Brown had a nice, solid career in Buffalo and was taken much too soon.

I think it's time for Thurman and Freddy to pay Shady a visit and have a discussion on what it means to be a professional football player.

I may be in for as many as a dozen.

Hopefully, your coolers are safe at Hammer's?

Make sure to keep an eye on your cooler out there...

The time management...if can call it that...at the end of the first half was awful Me and my friend watching were screaming for EJ to spike the ball, Ray Charles could have seen that that was the right play. Bills lost at least two additional plays because of that blunder.

"The Scrounger"

Haven't seen the Wegmans' name mentioned anywhere...don't they have the available assets to make a run also?

I was at the '93 Jets game and remember watching HBO's "This Week in the NFL" later that week and it opened the game's highlights with Marv and Jets coach Bruce Coslett talking at midfield before the game. Marv: "It's brutal today, I don't think we'll have many people here." Coslett: "I just looked out at your parking lot, it's packed!" Marv: "These people are amazing..." I also remember on Christmas Eve the Bills put out a call to come clear the stadium for $5/hour I believe and many showed up...and more then a few were not dressed for the weather. Seeing this, Marv went into the locker room and grabbed hats, gloves and other gear to give to the folks clearing the snow. In my view, Marv made the Hall of Fame on that day.

I go back to the D & C message board days (of which this site was born) and Bob Lamb deserves a hat tip, along with Scott, for creating this site. Bob helped me out back in '99 in getting a version of Shout! on CD (high tech back then). He was a great source on Bills history and alawys kept his posts informative and classy.

The teams set the preseason schedules, not the NFL; notice how the Bills always finish either hosting or at Detroit? If you have a beef, and I can't see why you do, you're complaint should be aimed at the Bills.

If/when the Bills ever leave, the NFL is dead to me.

Lou Saban should be up there, but we all know the story behind that...

When asked to comment, Charlie Brown's teacher replied, "WahWahWahWahWah."

Gawd, she was so deserving of the abuse...the nastiness she displayed was over the top, and still one the best TSW threads ever.

Thanks for posting this Hammer...glad I finally got to meet you this year. How you explained the local gin joints is spot on...for every Applebees, there's four Big Trees or Gabriel's Gate. Already looking forward to next season (you have to, right?)

Often times, I back into my garage, so when I'm leaving I feel like I'm driving out of the Bat Cave.