Captain Hindsight

The Mason Rudolph era ends

The Bills had a hotline where you could report about things at the stadium that needed attention (fans, sewage in concourse etc) I texted the hotline that day that Dick Juaron was ruining my experience. Two weeks later he was fired

Nobody cares about an elite player like Cook missing a practice in June. I'll be concerned in late August. Until then, this is just how the NFL is sometimes

I can promise you, not one of these professional athletes or the FO people who deal with professional athletes give a damn if cook is there or not. It only matters in September

Oh please. Players get cut one year into a 3 year contract all the time. I want Cook to be here, but I'm not going to vilify a guy for trying to get more money.

Darby was a guy I always hoped would make it back to Buffalo somehow. Good player, but his trade helped the Bills turnaround from bottom feeder to contender

Dallas is a good version of the Bills drought years. Never good enough to compete, never bad enough to bottom out. That said, they are predictable and boring as a franchise. QB contract coming up? Wait until the most drama has been extracted and give him a stupid contract. Zeke holding out? Make sure to draw it out and pay him anyway. You know Dallas is going to win 7-10 games. They will win a few big games and promptly suck in other games. The most mediocre franchise in the NFL

Last year was their best shot

*Bets the eagles under win total*

I do. If the Browns cut him Id drive him to Buffalo myself

No way does a 3rd pick QB make it through waivers. They would put Flacco on the PS for a few weeks even if he was starting. Then make a move late to keep him on the roster

Yeah that really killed us last year

When I was in college, I was selected to come out onto the field at halftime to catch punts. I, while quite drunk, thought this was an excellent idea and was very confident walking down to the field. When I got to the field, the Pitt QB scored a TD right in front of me. He was huge and I suddenly felt like the smallest dude, freaked out and proceeded to drop every single punt in front of the entire stadium.

Picket had his issues in Pittsburgh, but for an organization that is known for being patient, they gave up on him pretty quickly. A year later, they are arguably the weakest QB depth chart in the league (and that’s saying something)

Can't be much worse!

I don't care, but he is on a division rival now and that makes this objectively hilarious What time does the boat leave?

Unrelated, but I remember once my wife was talking about how this one couple was always so outspoken about how great their relationship was and how happy they were, and I told her I didn't buy it for a second. Happy people don't need to tell people they are happy They broke up like 6 months later Also, the Jets suck. 6-11 incoming!

He failed a physical. He's pretty injured. I saw one report he was using a cane to walk

Ben Johnson has a lot to prove. He turned down an opportunity with Washington, because he specifically wanted to coach Caleb Williams. Then Daniels came into Detroit last year and roasted the Lions in the divisional, while Caleb played so poorly everyone was fired. Johnson better be right, because he already passed on a franchise player for his first HC gig

Trent was never good, even before that hit

People talk about him like hes the Nathan Peterman of safeties, and that just simply not true. I'm not gonna bang the drum and say hes a great player, but hes fine. Average to below average starter

I love Baker, He's probably the 3rd best QB in the NFC (Stafford/Hurts) But all those guys are behind Allen, Mahomes, Burrow and Jackson

I don't miss the days of trying to convince ourselves that Justin Fields is going to help us compete Oh wait, thats the Jets message board

Used to must watch TV for me. I enjoyed the takes, but admittedly, I had no idea it was still on. 22 years is a hell of a run tho