Mike in Horseheads

He may have to switch to bottom

He'll have to up his sexual assault game.

He's preggers and has to leave Florida

Please elaborate?

Nice manisfesto

I need to check with @GoBills808 for advice before I bet

From the NY Post.. At the end of his final broadcast, seated in the television booth at AT&T Park in San Francisco, where the Dodgers’ 2016 regular season ended, Scully left his fans with this message: “You and I have been friends for a long time, but I know in my heart that I’ve always needed you more than you’ve ever needed me, and I’ll miss our time together more than I can say. “But you know what? There will be a new day and eventually a new year. And when the upcoming winter gives way to spring, rest assured, once again it will be ‘Time for Dodger baseball.’ So this is Vin Scully wishing you a very pleasant good afternoon, wherever you may be.” https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/vin-scully-legendary-dodgers-and-mlb-broadcaster-dead-at-94-2/

As Bob Costas just said on MLB. There will never be anyone like him again.

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports · 1m A 99-Year-Old Grandma's Dying Wish Was For Her Family To Place A Giant 600 lb. Dick Statue On Top Of Her Grave https://barstoolsports.com/blog/3426983/a

Selling whole life insurance.

Thad Brown is having a bad day lol Looks like George got a season, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suspensions_in_the_National_Football_League

Whats the longest NFL suspension not for drugs?

Sabres (T Pegs) could pay Allen 50m to drive the Zamboni

So you walked in and said heres a 200$ tip, then got shitfaced. Ok then

Maria Shriver is/was hot, bad move Arnold

Have ya tried the bear move yet at home?

Whatever Mr Money bags

Why in the world am I going to tip a guy for opening a beer? If they expect it then just give me the bottle to open

When you go in the Quikee Mart and buy selzers do you tip them to?

Cleaning ladies get my beer cans as a tip

But not the spleen! Thats the biggie here loser.

Is the new black?