Coach Tuesday

What type of glue was it?

Toney is interesting. He does have some Tyreek Hill to him which Beane repeatedly made reference to looking for, not quite as fast but incredibly quick. They’d have to be convinced they can absorb the personality. If so, I wonder if they’d send someone like Epenesa in a trade - would not shock me to see him used as trade collateral for someone this offseason. Even though they’d be dealing him at a lowered value, he’s a cost-controlled asset at a premium position and the Bills may not have space for him (or a coherent plan for what to do with him).

What is happening

Fred Taylor. But the issue is his contract.

They cannot restructure it. It’s fully guaranteed - player has ZERO incentive to make any changes to his deal. You trade for him you’re acquiring a FULLY GUARANTEED $7m liability that you’re stuck with even if he’s hurt or sad or just sucks. The Giants would have to throw in a high draft pick just to get someone to take that contract off of their hands - that’s how untradeable he is.

He was basically a QB coach on the sideline on game days.

My surprise prediction for the offseason (weeks ago) was that Kyler would quit football and join the A’s who I believe still have his rights.

Makes perfect sense. For fringe roster QBs (and other positions as well), best way to get an advantage in training camp/preseason is to already know the system.

Johnny’s is 10 minutes from me, that place is special. Get the white broccoli pie along with a plain.

Low key the best slice in NYC: NY Pizza Suprema next to Penn Station. Love Scarr’s too. L&B Spumoni Gardens for upside-down grandma style. DiFara of course but it’s a bit overrated (they just use the best ingredients so of course it’s good).

This thread, and the lawsuit generally, are perhaps saying that the real problem is who gets to decide there’s a real problem.

Not for nothing, Ross is still listed as being on the Board of RISE: https://risetowin.org/who-we-are/index.html#board-of-directors Of all the people to go after, Ross has spent years championing diversity efforts in sports and was owner of the only NFL team with a Black GM, coach and QB during the last few years (ever?)…

Man I love Beaners but a dead cap hit for a punter, smh at some of the things this GM does in free agency…

I have nostalgia for the Buffalo pie - doughy and slathered in tomato paste instead of sauce, with thick ‘roni cups and three times the amount of cheese that it should carry… nostalgia but not love. But still, there are true Pizza Deserts in this country like California. Try getting a decent slice in San Francisco if you think Buffalo pizza is bad.

How epic will it be if the Texans hire Flores? There go his damages - he’d probably have to dismiss his case. McNair would instantly go from league villain to hero.

There's more to it than that I think. He probably HAD the Vikings job until things took a left turn at around 3 p.m. Dude is so batshit he probably did something nutso mid-afternoon, like put his snakeskin boots up on Wilf's desk while picking his teeth with a machete.

Is this some sort of death threat?

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/02/02/stephen-ross-jimmy-haslam-could-be-prosecuted-for-violating-the-sports-bribery-act/ The Sports Bribery Act criminalizes such conduct. Under 18 U.S.C. § 224, “Whoever carries into effect, attempts to carry into effect, or conspires with any other person to carry into effect any scheme in commence to influence, in any way, by bribery any sporting contest, with knowledge of the purpose of such scheme is to influence by bribery that contests, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.”

This guy.

I need to know how celebrities feel about these things.

You and I have different concepts of what a “fun exercise” should consist of.

Robert Saleh is Lebanese.

Allen is becoming a Kingmaker.

Pitt, Tampa, NOLA, Miami?

This part all amazes me. So Ross was pissed at Flores for screwing up the tank - but (1) they still went 5-11, (2) they still were in a position to draft the QB Ross initially wanted (Tua), (3) they were also in position to draft Herbert, (4) the Dolphins' GM, who is Black, picked Tua over Herbert, and (5) IIRC the Dolphins were the only team in the league last year with a Black coach, GM, and QB. Yet Flores is claiming that Ross held it all against him for over a year and ultimately fired him, because racism. That part of the narrative makes no sense and tells me it was only included in an effort to destroy Ross/the NFL and to bring maximum attention and settlement leverage.