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Coach Tuesday

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  1. Have you ever been to Cincinnati?
  2. How many different ways can we find to express sour grapes?
  3. Incredible offseason so far for Beane.
  4. Check your own stove!
  5. Highly doubt the Bills’ PR team is clued in enough to be teasing FUTURE moves…
  6. Was wondering what drew you up from the depths of PPP and then realized there is a Tyrod thread on Page 1. (agree with you about Levi though)
  7. As others have said, his “hard cap” seems based more on what his own internal limits are (which are largely dictated by bad deals he’s already given out to middling players) rather than what the market actually will pay. I think the NFL player agents are onto him. I picture Beane using one of those kidnapper voice disguisers to call agents and ask about the price of high-profile players, then quickly hanging up when they tell it to him. They recognize the hard breathing as Beane and it leaks out that the Bills are “in on” a certain player - they leverage that “interest” to drum up the market. But he’s not “in on” jack squat. He’s Guntekest 2.0. Beane is your midwestern father-in-law. He loves to ask how much something costs, then give a low whistle and pride himself for not paying it.
  8. Yes. And that one single move has been held up at the altar by Beane and the Buffalo media as proof that he’s willing to make a big splash - all that jabber about how the conditions were finally there for Beane to pull the trigger. Hasn’t done anything like it since. Meanwhile that kind of maneuver is SOP for many teams.
  9. Beane likes to go to the Porche dealership on a Saturday morning, waste the sales’ staff time making a loud show of being interested in a brand-new sporty vehicle, then get back in his comfy 2003 Honda and drive off, patting himself on the back for not unnecessarily splurging on luxury. We do this charade every year. On the way home he’ll stop at Chipotle and overpay for guacamole just to allow himself a li’l treat and prove that he’s not cheap.
  10. Ford will not be on the opening day Bills roster.
  11. This thread is gonna end up touching the “are we setting ourselves up for disappointment?” thread on the other side…
  12. Such a breath of fresh air, we never would've landed a backup DT or third-down back on the first day of free agency before JA17.
  13. Steelers play off coverage almost exclusively right?
  14. Seems like they're trying to upgrade their overall athleticism across the board.
  15. Never understood why the Patriots let this guy go, they had him for a minute, he was productive, then they let him walk. He's been great everywhere he's been.
  16. Hicks is 20x the player Star is.
  17. Wonder if they try to poach Bates.
  18. Holy moly they are obsessed with d-linemen.
  19. I mean they just traded for Carson Wentz at FULL SALARY.
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