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Ralonzo

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  1. Only half? I wasn't giving them that much credit. Maybe the preponderance are being held in the subterranean Bastille at the stadium.
  2. Over was already locked in before the TD. But someone with a zombie team in fantasy with Redskins D starting just knocked off someone who is actually trying but has most of their team on IR.
  3. Just as long as you don't mercilessly rub their nose in it. You wouldn't do that, would you?
  4. In a related story, the Governor of Pennsylvania has called up the National Guard to get the refs to the airport.
  5. Wow, that PF was at least as dumb as trying to intercept a desperation pass on 4th down.
  6. I'm disappointed in the announcing crew on that last fumble recovery, missing the opportunity to yell "RUN FORREST RUN!"
  7. With their dentures.
  8. I'm not sure I want the Eagles to lose, because the sports donkeys will stop talking about them and start talking about the Bills dramarama.
  9. This is a fumble. Lol
  10. "Philly fans will let the refs know for the next 20 minutes about that call" Philly fans will be waiting in the parking lot for the refs van.
  11. Man that's a big miss on a face mask which causes a fumble and leads to an injury.
  12. Washington OC: "Hey, the run is working great, we've had the ball 7 minutes and marched right down to 2nd and goal on the 3. " Washington Asst: "I was watching that Bills-Vikings game yesterday, what a great game! You know what the Eagles would never expect?" Washington OC: "What?" Washington Asst: "Let's throw on 2nd and 3rd and 4th down!" Washington OC: "Sure what the hell, why not." 2nd down - Incomplete 3rd down - Incomplete 4th down - Washington OC: "Ok now let's run split left y..." Rivera: "BZZZTT GET THE FIELD GOAL TEAM OUT THERE" (yelling so loud the headset is clipping) Rivera: (heard in background from headset on ground) "Which f***mutt up in the booth came up with that ridiculous pile of hippo **** series"
  13. Speaking of Hurts... Sabres farm team is down 3 goalies and signed a guy named "Leif Hertz." Perfect for Buffalo sports. Can you imagine this kid in roll-call? Teacher: "Leif Hertz?" Leif: "Yes it does."
  14. And a great win it was, 30-23 over those pesky Vikings Yeah yeah, defense scores 7, and OT doesn't count.
  15. I don't think it's Miller. The Knox thing, though, feels like it rings true. This is a guy who is being paid like a top player without ever showing out like a top player, and the dollars on a team are a zero sum game. Guys like Poyer, Oliver, Edmunds... those are dollars now off the table for them. Here's the tie-in though: Knox is firmly established in Allen's clique, along with Diggs and guys like Sweeney. That could be a source of resentment - a sense that Knox only gets paid like that because he's Allen's buddy. Sweeney making the team and doing exactly nothing besides maintaining the frat house, while Howard at least makes a couple plays elsewhere. If there is some hidden smoke, that feels like it might be reasonable as a source.
  16. Really? Then tell me which play which starts with a fumbled C-QB exchange actually works. The play call is not the problem here.
  17. Remember remember the slumps of November, The Bills and the Sabres will flop I see no reason why game-losing season Should ever be forgot.
  18. For me personally it wasn't that bad. I was telling the viewing party after the 4th down stop, "You've seen what they can do in 13 seconds, they've got 3 times longer to figure out how to lose this one." My BBFS saved me from needing a bender and a day off today.
  19. Cam Lewis contributed to the loss like your post contributed to the death of logic. It's 4th down. Catching the ball at best costs your team field position, and at worst... well, you saw the play, I presume. The play, like the post which is making a strawman logical fallacy argument, is dumb. Not smart.
  20. Herbert checks down when he's gotta have a first down, all the time.
  21. Correlation does not imply causation. Halftime did it last week.
  22. Maybe. The Miami game was like 10 different pianos fell on you from the sky while walking down the sidewalk. This game was more like walking down the sidewalk and making a left turn to step in front of a bus 10 times.
  23. He needs to be coached up on how to make it look like you're trying to win. but actually trying to lose </sarcasm>
  24. How is it that Diggs knew to bat the ball down in the 1st quarter to prevent a deflection pick, but the Bills' DB's don't?
  25. Ooh sick burn Nick. We can look forward to winter when the Bills will be winning and your nose is being used as an icebreaker in the Arctic.
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