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That sounds like staking out your neighbor's trash for a Christmas present they didn't want and threw out, grabbing it at night and returning it to the place they bought it. Oh don't look at me like that, we've all done it! Right?

Don't summon the devil, don't call the priest If you need the strength, the conjuring. Anyone got a bucket of KFC to sacrifice?

This is quite a remarkable document to only have 120K views

Something like this?

But seriously, Beane had to use that Taron Johnson restructure money for something...

Spelled just like it sounds?

Good thing you're not making QB fashion prop bets in a Giants game

Just for you, a little more detailed clip from Steelers Depot

At one point in the game, The Steelers actually adjusted the defense to compensate for Anderson and Hawes' blocking:

Looks like orange helmets instead of the Siegfried & Roys. How does this stuff even work? A few teams like the Bills haven't released their selection, but about half had picked the jersey but still have "TBA" about whether they'll be wearing pants.

I think that might be referring to Jaxson Dart

Yeah I mixed it up with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Albini.

Didn't that guy produce a bunch of Seattle grunge albums and play poker? And die?

Oh no, a penalty on the superior coached Patriots! But whatever, we have a defensive foul, replay the down.

I didn't think it was that obscure of a reference...

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

The rules expert is just there to convince you not to believe your lying eyes.

Pretty sure you're not allowed to lead with the hat into the face, runner or not. But we should trust Aikman, having taken about 40 too many of those.

So committing an egregious targetting PF results in your team getting possession. Yay NFL player safety.

Except in golf that would count as a stroke. Crew was saying that doesn't count as a missed kick.

Pats had a ton of cap and signed a ton of free agents, but they killed the draft too, Kyle Williams, Joshua Farmer, Campbell and Henderson obviously.