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Only problem with Mike Litorus is that it takes a LOT of work to get the desired performance level out of him. Guys, getting performance out of Mike Litorus isn't physical. It's mental.

I predict a Rasul Douglas extension today and that's about it.

Dolphins desperate to figure out how to stop Josh Allen.

C’mon, not even one of those guys with their gut hanging over their waistline? You haven’t looked hard enough. 🤷‍♂️ Okay, okay okay, so I lied a little...

I've yet to find a sexy DT.

Led the Bears in tackles in 2022 (which probably isn't saying much). PFF had him as a 71.5 in run defense last year (which probably also doesn't mean much). He was a starter in Philly. He won't be that here. Depth behind Bernard, Milano, and Williams.

I might be paraphrasing here, but I think Gilmore's wife said she would rather die than ever return to Buffalo.

Weird pronunciations as well, spell the word Aluminum, then listen to a Brit say it, 😂 Malt Vinegar does weird things to a tongue

Resign could also mean that we are resigned to the fact that very few achieve mastery of America English.

And while we’re at it — a reminder that In the U.S.A, it's offense and defense, not offence and defence! Unless you live in Canada or Europe, in which case, cary on with your weird spellings.

Do we miss this guy? We don't miss this guy, right?

Agree, but the white helmets are better for the Bills. I don't know, man, it sounds like you're telling me 1980 was the peak of NFL uniforms

Whatever a team's uniform was in 1990, that's the uniform the team should go with. 1990 was the peak of NFL uniforms.

There is way too much talk about ass cutting in this thread for a Tuesday morning.

Are you saying we need complimentary football?

So, let me get this straight — the Bills just need to, like, not lose?

The time to do this would have been a couple of years ago. Too many holes to fill on the roster right now to give up draft capital.

Can't wait for Josh Allen to start wrestling at WCW pay-per-views

13 seconds and last year's Cinci loss felt worse because I still really felt it was our time. This year's loss kind of just makes me feel like, "eh, it's probably not going to happen for these guys," which somehow makes it all a little easier to stomach and changes how I feel about going into next season. Basically, at this point, I don't think I'll even entertain thoughts of the Bills in a Super Bowl until the Bills are actually in a Super Bowl.

About 16 or 17 rookies on the 49ers and Chiefs rosters.

Can't spell Canales without... well, you'll figure it out

He prefers Thunderstruck. I was thinking Anita Ward's You Can Ring My Bell. Thunderstruck is a better option.

Black Balloon baby!!!! They gotta start playing Slide every time Josh Allen runs.

My real issue with 7 Nation Army being a thing at all stadiums is that it further over inflates Jack White's sense of importance and belief that anyone who plays a minor pentatonic riff over a four-on-the-floor beat is ripping off the White Stripes.

Maybe if some of you guys had better aim with those snowballs we wouldn't have to be having this conversation right now.