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Too much tushing and not enough pushing.

We lived in one dimension until February 6th, 2025. In that universe, Kyle Hamilton blocks that kick and the Bills lose. It happens that way in 100% of simulations. But when Josh Allen won the MVP award, we unknowingly entered some new dimension. Buckle up — it's going to be a weird year.

Didn't Anquan Boldin pull the same move on us?

Well, that list would include Josh Allen, Matt Milano, James Cook, Dion Dawkins, Spencer Brown, Taron Johnson... should I keep going?

I like that we're talking about slow starts but not remembering that Lamar Jackson also did not play this preseason, and that the Ravens started 0-2 last year after a week 1 loss on primetime against the team that bounced them from the playoffs and a very bad loss against the hapless Raiders in week 2.

Can we send Kindcaid instead of Shakir? I know Cowboys superfan Skip Bayless was big mad that the Bills drafted him ahead of the Cowboys.

Based on recent returns, I'd be cool with Beane not having another 1st round draft pick for 3 years.

They're better than most of the other ones that were revealed today, but still pretty meh.

this is so absurd. Aren’t they going to have to at least identify the body part on the injury report before week 1? they will... but not until the first injury report is due on September 3rd.

Cannot wait for the Franklin Gore Jr. hype train next summer.

This is fine. He's here to be a mentor for Cole. Nothing to be alarmed about whatsoever.

And end scene. Well done, everyone.

Only 2 weeks until Shavers goes from "legendary training camp we gotta have this guy on our roster hero" to "this guy is the reason we stink." *in all seriousness, stoked for Shavers. great story. easy to root for him. hope he makes some plays this year.

I think the Bills only have 5 LB. If we cut Jenkins, 4 is awfully thin imo You're forgetting Shaq Thompson

1 hour left. Bubble guys still on the roster: - Carter - Wilkerson - Moore - Shavers - Gore Jr. - Lundt - Logue Bills trying to work a last-minute trade?

Someone come up with a good headline that riffs on Boogie Nights

Well, I guess we disagree there. The very reason I thought he’d make the 53 is because he is a great STer who can also fill a backup role on D. He's made a couple of nice plays on special teams but I think it's a bit early to call him a great special teamer. The question is really, does another team like him better than the 5 or 6 linebackers they have on their roster based on pretty limited tape of him? Maybe, but I still think it's more likely than not that he clears waivers.

Doesn’t he have to clear waivers first? This doesn’t sound right. Yes. Unlikely that someone claims him though. He would have to be added to that team's active 53-man roster.

Jackson will most certainly be elevated from the practice squad for week 1 and will be your likely CB2. The cut makes sense. He's an easy guy to stash on the practice squad and his experience in the systems means he can be elevated and start in a pinch — but he doesn't take a jersey away from someone like Shavers.

Nothing is going to make you feel better over the next 2 weeks. Does that help?

We've had the internet for like, 30 years. How do we not understand how this works, yet?

The 49ers are just trying to acquire all of the gunshot survivors. It's an interesting strategy but maybe the thinking is, "hey we need some guys with experience when the proverbial bullets start flying on the field."

Can Terry’s yacht play CB?

FWIW, Shavers took a cart ride and was back on the field in like 3 days. So, maybe?

One play at a time. One play at a time. One play at a time. One play at a time. One play at a time. One play at a time. Just trying to get in the right headspace for Jamarcus Ingram being our CB2.