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Wrists are so poorly designed. Just a total evolutionary failure.

Keon would probably be 1st in YAC if his slow-40-time-having-ass didn't get run down from behind on that slant route. (hi. before you hit the eyeroll reaction, this is a joke. i like the kid.)

Why are we still concerned about media personalities when we have all the personalities we need in this message board?

One game at a time, boys. One game at a time.

Saw Josh Allen hit some sniffing salts at some point, so probably that.

A friend of mine once said, "Jerry Jones looks like if racism were a person." I still think that's the most accurate thing that's ever been said about Jerry Jones.

I think Ralph was the original writer of this song

He averages 2 catches and 36 yrds/game in the playoffs, with 1 TD about every 3 games. Okay, so "bananas" isn't an exact statistical measurement.

Will go back to KC, do mostly nothing all year, and then somehow go bananas in the playoffs. Seen this movie before.

It's time to bring back the Buffalo Braves.

I think we need to begin referring to Davis by his full Government name: Re'Mahn Walter Zhamar Jamar Davis.

Honestly, I liked the intensity they both played with. The game, in general, just got really out of control.

The argument could be made that all running backs are replacement level in today’s NFL.

Absolutely brutal. Almost kind of seriously considered turning it off after the Epenesa roughing call.

If only we had Andy Reid running our O instead of Joe Brady don't forget the HOF Tight End and 1st team All-Pro Center and LG

Dropping a TD pass in a clutch moment? (sorry, just trying to laugh through the pain)

Yeah, but like, if Bishop hadn't gotten burned then Nico Collins wound't have pulled a hammy, and then the game definitely wouldn't have been close. It was a 4D chess-move by Bishop.

Is this secretly a Tyrell Shavers thread?

I feel like Josh bails early when he doesn't trust what he is seeing from the defense. I've kind of started to think it doesn't really have anything to do with pressure. When he doesn't recognize what the defense is doing, he bails, because it's easier for him to improvise from outside of the pocket. And sometimes — as in the Ravens and Texans games — this creates pressure when there may not have been if he had hung in the pocket. I don't think it's better or worse this year. I think he's always been like this.

You're thinking of Robert Salve, not Robert Salah.

Wait, you guys got trophies? I haven't received mine yet. Is there a number I should call about that?

Yeah, they're called my Fantasy Football teams... and they have made me a lottttt of money over the years

They had a whole spring and summer to adjust how they wanted to use CS1. Oh, for sure. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to absolve anyone here. The whole situation is a failure. Also, I don't think Curtis Samuel has done enough to warrant a cool nickname like CS1.

It might be important to remember that Diggs was still on the roster when Samuel was signed. I don't think they were planning on trading Diggs when they signed Samuel. And then, they had to trade Diggs, or at least felt like they had to. And now Samuel isn't being setup for success at all because, ya know, it's a WR room full of slot guys.

Ugh. I hate football season.