Fleezoid

I read that line in his voice...

Crap, busted! And that's just the half of it.

The David Hasselhoff Museum in Berlin should scoop that baby up. What a gem to add to the memorabilia.

I turned 18 in High School back then. I had to wait a year to start Kindergarten because of when my birthday fell. I could leave school on a Friday and head to the bar. Not that big of a deal because there was this dive bar in my area that would serve me when I was 17.

Refund? What's that?

And of course.....Streaking...

The window is certainly open....

I hope it happens. Get those teeth off ESPN NFL Countdown.

Innovation = "We want more of your money." They didn't say how much the service will be, but I know exactly how much it'll be to me. $0.

I miss not answering the phone and telling the person that called that I wasn't home.

He's got the shoes....

Add some glitter. Then they'll sparkle when getting bumped from the playoffs every year.

Or hire a bunch of Piss Boys to meander amongst the fans.

This was a bet (probably started by the homeowner) to see who could stay outside the longest. They all lost. Or won, depending on how you look at it.

Just none before I die! Expectation management.

Spaghetti Western

Dr. Who?

Don't do it. It'll turn you pets into something like the subject of a Stephen King movie.

It'll be real hard for me to see the Super Bowl commercials since I won't be watching the Super Bowl.

The hope for "1 before I die", just changed to the reality "none before I die." I've accepted that. We need a new coach. So what if we have a mini rebuild. And who cares who it is. You'll never know until you know. But we do know that McD can't get this team through the playoffs. His D was Swiss cheese against the run in the 2nd half. Not necessarily on McD, but the offensive game plan sucked too. All those screens and swing passes had us living in 3rd down all night. Then when they try the middle or deep passes, Allen was off. Not how you use Allen.

I tried a couple of times, but for me it's a waste of time. By the time I put an 8-word comment in, 5 pages have gone by. Everyone's typing; very little reading. Half a dozen pages for one play at times

Take out December and then whaddya have? Seriously, I don't know. Allen's last few seasons have been similar; out of the gate strong, middle season slump, finish strong. He plays well in December!

Who has this guy working for them.....