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I get the same feeling seeing Josh jog onto the field as I do when William Munny walks into the saloon at the end of Unforgiven

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If Josh runs at any point I'm going to hide behind the sofa until I hear he's okay

Cynthia really isn't my usual type but there's something about her I want to cover in whipped cream

I'll say NE in the hope that I put the jinx on them

Number 1 seed, not number 1 draft pick...

Wow, I was wondering how that prediction would end. I was shocked when you had KC winning it all

Same here, which is why I never opened the thread for so long. Then it got to 7 pages and I figured it must be something else, either that or Ertz's nickname is Temperature Check

Yep that's what I was thinking when I watched some clips yesterday. Those jerseys needed to be burned

Try flossing your teeth with these you big p*ssy

Are we sure Fitz didn't accidentally kill Santa? He's slowly turning into him

Feel a bit sorry for Bledsoe. He was a real savior to NE fans after so long being irrelevant. He got them to a SB, had good numbers for them and would probably be a legend there. Then he gets injured on a freak play and gets replaced by some unknown who ends up being the best ever. I remember that Vikings game so clearly. Nearly 20 years ago! Crazy. I was going nuts at the end there. Over 450 yards passing. I might have to go and watch the highlights of that now

His first scramble and my butthole will clench harder than a crocodiles jaw

Foles' story is amazing. From Super Bowl MVP, out duelling the GOAT to the situation he's in now. Ah well, in the words of Madden, they can never take that away from him.

Yeah, there was something depressing about hearing them, especially late in the season when we knew the playoffs were once again out of reach. I know I sound like a grouchy old guy but I do miss so many of the old announcers who are no longer with us. Dick Enberg is an obvious one (loved him, to me he is the voice of the NFL, not Pat Summerall) but also Charlie Jones, who will live forever as the guy who called the Bills Oilers game ("you gotta love it! Unless you're in Houston!")

This is great, nice to see Basham more up close

He's like a turd that wont flush

It has Rocky music in there. What's not to like?

I posted this on August 2nd so I'll just paste it in here so I can see how wrong I was at season's end. Steelers - WIN @ Dolphins - could see us splitting with them this year, and they'll be out for revenge after the humiliation last year. Although Josh seems to have the Dolphins number more than any other team, so I'll say WIN WFT - Tough D and Fitzmagic. I'll put this down as a loss with Fitz doing his thing in the 4th quarter. Hopefully he has one of his bad games here. LOSS Texans - Following the loss to the Sk... sorry, WTF, sorry, WFT, this would be a disaster with some fans here calling Allen a one season wonder. Surely that can't happen? It won't happen, and don't call me Shirley. WIN. Chiefs - They still have our number, we'll have to take them in the playoffs. LOSS. Titans - Will Henry be throwing defenders into the air again or will the defense shackle him? To me this is a coin flip game, but I'll say we get revenge with some big Allen runs. WIN Phins - WIN Jaguars - WIN Jets - WIN Colts - So many of the issues in the playoff game came from the veteran savvy of Rivers. He's gone now and I don't see Wentz giving those same problems. - WIN Saints - Remains to be seen how these guys do without Brees. They're a well coached team as they showed when Brees was out last year but their QB situation is a huge ? right now. WIN Pats - This is a tough one to call. Lots of opt outs back and big FA signings. I'm hoping they implode once again and when we play them they've already given up on the year. But until I see that happen I think they'll have a bounce back year. I think we split with them, losing at home and winning in Gilette - LOSS Buccs - Brady owns us until we prove he doesn't. He's the antichrist and I refuse to bet against him because I think that only increases his power. LOSS Panthers - A nice reunion for 89% of our roster! WIN Pats - WIN Falcons - WIN Jets - Will we be resting players again at some point in a meaningless game? If that happens and Wilson win, SAR I spends the next off season pointing out how this game is proof that the kid will own us from now on. I think we'll need this game and will go for it. WIN 13-4 I've probably been too generous in some places - will we really beat the Colts and the Titans? I might change my mind before the season and put one of those down as a loss.

Stammer sufferers everywhere are happy to hear this

RIP Duke. You carried yourself with class and grit. I'll never forget you.

Legend has it that our Josh Allen takes three and a half weeks to sanitize his hands

This is tough, like being asked to choose between Mickey or Apollo as your boxing trainer. Mickey was real good, tough as hell and didn't mince his words. He also tried to stay healthy, eating fruit during his training sessions. But then Apollo had some new ideas and put more more emphasis on speed (all Mickey had in that regard was some chicken chasing). Hmmm, all said I think I'll go for Apollo as the man could pull off a crop top like no one else

Fantastic write up. The d line has me really excited

Wow, imagine him and Josh playing pattycake together? They'd cause an earthquake