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So Chucky was not happy about getting wood? I hope Mayock gets fired, I kind of like listening to him during the draft

3 reasons I like Rousseau: 1 - it rhymes with Gastineau, and Mark was a damn good player 2 - it ends with Seau, and Junior was a damn good player 3 - it rhymes with Larusso, and Daniel was damn good at karate "Gregory Rousseau is gonna play? Gregory Rousseau's gonna play!"

Excellent write up. I hate to say it but I am impressed with how the Jets are doing things now. A lot of mocks had them taking QB and then WR or RB, which would have been the splash, headline grabbing move. That's definitely what past regimes would have done but they got their QB and then went up to get a top lineman to protect him. With the Phins improving again and the Pats looking much better the East is going to be a real dog fight this season. I think a lot of the rivalries will end up split at the end of the season

I agree about the fans in the chair. Looked bizarre and when Roger walked out it sometimes looked like he was visiting a mentally disadvantaged relative in a nursing home

You get +1 for not saying "hear me out" but -1 for ending with "you heard it here first"

I love this constant stream of tweets we get this time of year. These insider guys 'hearing' all this stuff. What an easy way to get retweeted, just tell everyone you heard a team is interested in a player. You don't have to back it up with anything.

I trust Beane so much I made him godfather to my daughter. He'll be so pleased when he finds out

He should go to the Pats, he'll love 'hanging out' with kraft

I imagine Beane is at this very moment covering himself in war paint and strapping on his weapons like Arnie in Commando

Seriously, this is great stuff. My usual draft tradition from the second round on is to wonder who the player is, look on Youtube and make a lightening judgment passed off of what I see. So it's good to see potential names to look out for

I hope you got Taper's permission first

Talib reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn when he speaks. "I say, I say" "Let me ask you, let me ask you"

I expected them to make a move for Lance

Broncos forum here I come...

I'd prefer edge or CB but if we get an explosive RB I'll definitely be excited to see how he could help give the offense a new dimension, so it will definitely add some buzz to the rest of the off season for me. To be honest I don't care who they pick or what position they go for. A. I have faith in this regime to make a good move, and b. it's the 30th pick so it's not like we have the pressure of picking in the top ten

I've watched quite a bit of Wilson lately and I think he's going to be a real good one, at least that's what my non expert eyes see anyway. It's a shame the Jets will probably take him.

You really do get the feeling these guys love playing for this franchise don't ya

I'll watch the odd clip from shows like this during the season but during the off season it's brutal. I just looked at the clip and had to switch off when Bucky started talking. What a tool that man is. I seem to remember he used to crap on Allen before he was drafted and now he's still trying to say Lamar is a better QB. As has already been mentioned in this thread, how many GMs would choose him over Allen given the choice? I don't think even the Ravens would pick him

Maybe Shannahan will wake up in two years to find it was all a dream as Jimmy scrubs himself in the shower

***** him in his other ear

Goodell won't be able to hug the top picks due to covid but will still get his first erection in six months when he sees Lawrence's beautiful locks flowing in the Cleveland breeze

I read this yesterday. Good article and good luck to Losman. He definitely rubbed some people the wrong way but I can remember reading all the articles about him back then and he did put in a lot of work during off seasons to try and be a part of the community and improve his game. It just never came together for him. I've always said that Losman had a great deep ball and threw some great bombs during his time with the Bills. What he struggled with was the processing and intermediate throws. Who knows how much better he would have done with a better coaching staff and ownership, I'm guessing he would never have been a great one but he may have lasted a little longer. He seems to be really enjoying his new career and I hope he finds himself back in the NFL one day as a coordinator. It'd be good for him to get a second shot at having some success in the pros and it would make him feel a lot better about how his playing career ended up

I've tried and tried but I cannot get this to fit the tune to the 12 Days of Christmas

I don't get why people are calling them clueless. I'm sorry to say the Dolphins now seem like a very smart team and have done a great job the last few years. They remind me of the Bills actually. The biggest mistake they've made IMO is Tua. Maybe he'll look great but I'd be surprised and as someone else mentioned here, they could end up with a lot of ammo to go after a top QB next year

Defense, much like soft drinks, is for p*ssies