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Josh is good and all, but call me when he has a signature game

Apparently he bought a box of 1000 face masks 3 months before Covid was a thing. Guy's a genius

1. This was great to watch 2. Time really does fly 3. Can someone unlock the "what to pour on McDermott when we win the Super Bow'?" thread so I can make a golden showers joke?

I think that's only because he took their snacks home with him

Matt Leinart could have been big here

This is it. Sure, tanking is no sure fix, but we were always 6-10, 7-9, that sort of thing. For me the worst part of the drought was when Jauron was coach. That guy was 7-9 through and through. I remember the team getting beaten up by the pats, basically humiliated and the first thing he did in his press conference was to congratulate them and then talk about how awesome they were. I think I might have thrown something at the TV. Just a loser mentality

Tuel time baby! He seems longer ago than 2013. There's some in there I had hopes for. JP I think would be better now with the offenses we have. He could move a bit and had a hell of a deep ball. The intermediate stuff was what screwed him. EJ I never thought would amount to anything, hated the way he seemed to push his throws towards players, almost like darts. Tyrod drove me crazy with his unwillingness to pass more than five yards beyond the LOS, though he carved out quite the rep amongst the media as being the guy who doesn't turn it over. Trent was good for a short while until he got knocked out and we had fun blaming his regression on the concussion for many years. Drew was exciting for a season or so, then we got frustrated with his cement feet. Van Pelt looks better as a pot bellied sideline stroller than he did as a QB Rob Johnson's best moment was leading us to FG range with one shoe, just before the music city miracle Douglas Flutie was probably the most entertaining out of that bunch. Loved watching him play Fitz was fun and frustrating week to week. He did beat the Pats though. All said it's a lot of crap we've had to put up with. Look at that list and you can see why Allen is so popular

I'm slowly reacclimatising myself to the Bills being good again. It was a shock last season, seeing them beating up on teams and reaching the championship game. It was a great season, so much fun, but for a while I felt like Al Bundy when he has a winning streak and convinces himself the Bundy Curse will soon make him pay for his good fortune. I've now reached the point where I expect them to win regularly

96 and his balls still haven't d... sorry, wrong guy. Congrats Marv!

I don't need to see a video of Kraft lying there with his eyes clamped shut, shouting "TOM! TOM! TOMMY!" for 2 and a half minutes

Looks easier for sure. Obviously with parity teams can go from bad to good (and vice versa) in one off season. But looking at our schedule my too-early prediction would be: Steelers - WIN @ Dolphins - could see us splitting with them this year, and they'll be out for revenge after the humiliation last year. Although Josh seems to have the Dolphins number more than any other team, so I'll say WIN WFT - Tough D and Fitzmagic. I'll put this down as a loss with Fitz doing his thing in the 4th quarter. Hopefully he has one of his bad games here. LOSS Texans - Following the loss to the Sk... sorry, WTF, sorry, WFT, this would be a disaster with some fans here calling Allen a one season wonder. Surely that can't happen? It won't happen, and don't call me Shirley. WIN. Chiefs - They still have our number, we'll have to take them in the playoffs. LOSS. Titans - Will Henry be throwing defenders into the air again or will the defense shackle him? To me this is a coin flip game, but I'll say we get revenge with some big Allen runs. WIN Phins - WIN Jaguars - WIN Jets - WIN Colts - So many of the issues in the playoff game came from the veteran savvy of Rivers. He's gone now and I don't see Wentz giving those same problems. - WIN Saints - Remains to be seen how these guys do without Brees. They're a well coached team as they showed when Brees was out last year but their QB situation is a huge ? right now. WIN Pats - This is a tough one to call. Lots of opt outs back and big FA signings. I'm hoping they implode once again and when we play them they've already given up on the year. But until I see that happen I think they'll have a bounce back year. I think we split with them, losing at home and winning in Gilette - LOSS Buccs - Brady owns us until we prove he doesn't. He's the antichrist and I refuse to bet against him because I think that only increases his power. LOSS Panthers - A nice reunion for 89% of our roster! WIN Pats - WIN Falcons - WIN Jets - Will we be resting players again at some point in a meaningless game? If that happens and Wilson win, SAR I spends the next off season pointing out how this game is proof that the kid will own us from now on. I think we'll need this game and will go for it. WIN I'll now count the wins and losses to give me a final record (that's how it's done apparently) Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating Calculating 13-4 I've probably been too generous in some places - will we really beat the Colts and the Titans? I might change my mind before the season and put one of those down as a loss.

The Bills are on the precipice of an enormous crossroads

I just googled it. This is his personal trainer

There arn't many people Wildgoose and Lamp can look at and say "man you got a stupid name" but Beane managed to find one

WHOO IT'S GAMEDAY GUYS!!! Huh? Just camp? *****, I got ahead of myself then

Weird, golf always makes me want to kill myself

He was a better coach than he was author. When does the End Zone Justify the Means?The Los Angeles Leopards and the Portland Pioneers are on a collision course toward the Super Bowl Championship. One team is led by a take-no-prisoners head coach; the other by a cerebral, slow-and-steady coach who has been thrust into the spotlight because of a tragedy. A tense showdown is about to unfold before the world's football fans.But along the way to the championship game, something bad happens: the very integrity of the game comes within a yard of ruin!

Real nice bass you got there

I never knew you could get a new ankle. Heard of hips, knees, even faces, but I had no idea there's a room in a hospital with a cupboard full of ankles. And now I'm wondering what they did with the old ankle and whether I should check ebay to see if I can buy it.

The guy has very steady hands

As far as Levy is concerned, he gets a raw deal by many because he was such a nice guy, and therefore is seen as not tough enough. In a lot of ways that is true, in the big game he was beaten by tougher coaches, in the same way the Bills were beaten by tougher teams. But he also beat so many of those tough NFC coaches in the regular season. His record against the NFC in the regular season was great. He beat Parcels a few weeks before the Super Bowl. He beat the Cowboys the year of Super Bowl 28 (admittedly Smith was holding out at the time). He beat a great 49ers team at Candlestick in the no punt game. The Bills could and did beat anyone, but after the second SB loss they had two opponents out there, the Cowboys and the thought of "*****, what if we lose again". Psychology is a huge part of sports and I think mentally the Bills were really screwed after the seconds loss.

Here's the quick version of what happened (that's Jimmy at the back)

only 20? lol what a woman

Is this your prediction for Duke's 2021 stats?