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I'm just drawing you a new rocket but I can't get the engines right

If Joe Namath and Johnny Unitas are the most QB sounding names ever then Logan Woodside has to be the least. It sounds more like an exclusive kids camp

I think the plan is to wait until our championship game rematch against KC and just rush 11 guys at Zed Mahomes until he breaks his head again

Oh Lord. I do not miss those days at all

Please don't tell me the last year and a half of Bills football was just a dream

More since the Bills have been good. Back in the Jauron era I was only watching the Bills, then would spend the rest of Sunday crying and drinking. For a while I thought I was growing tired of football. Now I realize I was just tired of the ***** I was having to watch every week

No way would Kraft allow a pervert to be on his te... oh never mind

We're like the old couple at the beginning of UP, breaking that savings jar open every year thinking there will be plenty of years to come, not realizing time is always running out. I wish I had a more macho film analogy than that but I really don't...

NOBODY'S got AIDS, and I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

I hope Jones is terrible in the real games

I still have PPAWS (Post Pats A*s Whooping Syndrome) so I'll reserve judgment until I see him fail two years in a row.

Yeah, the second game against us was embarrassing. He was throwing them into the turf

It's an interesting point. Right now if you were to ask people around the league I think they'd give more credit to Daboll because it's the offense that scares people and because of the work he's done with Allen. McD, because he's a defensive coach, is obviously associated with that side of the ball, and the defense hasn't been dominant for a while. Though he and Frazier have come up with some excellent game plans from time to time, particularly against Lamar. The way they completely shut him down in the playoffs was incredible. Of course McD's thing is the leadership and culture he brings to the table. You can't say too much about the way he's transformed the mindset of that team and the perception of it around the league

Meet the new Vice President of NFL Gambling Debt Collections

Will be be, erm, prowling the sidelines every week? If so will he wear street clothes or his court suit?

It's a great division for coaches. Salah obviously has to prove it but Flores I have a lot of respect for and the Phone Buster is obviously arguably the greatest. Then McD is so good other teams are trying to find his clone. Salah I feel was picked because they see him as a McD type guy (defensive coach, claps a lot, follicly challenged)

He loved covering the Bills but in the end he waved the white flag and surrendered to a different job

It's nice of Beane to give something back to the Panthers. In the Carolina/Buffalo relationship this is the equivalent of him offering them a reach around

I was right that if Wilson looked good in preseason then Jets fans would be predicting Super Bowl

He'll be our Alvin Harper - a very good number 2 who ends up getting paid a huge contract to be a team's number 1 and subsequently disappoints

If Brieda does make it I can see some situations where Allen escapes the pocket, finds him on a dump off and he takes it 30 or 40 yards downfield on the broken play. If he does that a few times in key moments then he's earned his roster spot for me

Here he goes, setting them up for some...

"Hello Philly, are you ready for my mania?"

I'd love to see Miami make the trade and then lose their picks (though I'm guessing the trade would void if he ended up in the slammer). Oh, and Bill Hicks is the greatest comedian who ever lived

A few thoughts about the first half in no particular order: - Josh -JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH -JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - He said "what you doing snooping 'round my place?" And I saw a smile come across his face So I smiled back and I told him who I was He said come on in and pull you up a chair You might as well since you already here And he said "you can call me Joshua" - JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH - ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN