RobbRiddick

Jeez, Tua must feel like he's got lucky with a hottie only to realize he forgot to take his condoms

I'd like to revise it by adding a loud sarcasm alarm

I thought the same thing but didn't say anything here because I couldn't remember how to spell synovium.

Just name me one game in our history when a Bills team has crumbled under pressure

Yeah. I know a Broncos fan and he thinks Allen had Elway Pick written all over him (which seems fair as they're very similar) but was scared away because of the pre-draft comparisons to Paxton Lynch.

Duke - - -> this Jennings guy

This is no guarantee of anything. His wife gave him 9 month's notice she was pregnant and he still missed it

After he points at Josh's beard and laughs

Here's Sam Darnold's chart for anyone who cares:

Shhhhhh, I haven't broken it to the wife yet

Brandt is great and I love all the 80s pop culture references he drops.

I was being sarcastic. I remember that game well sadly

"Hi, this is Tom Brady. I'm afraid I'm not available to take your call right now as I'm putting my son to bed. Please leave a message after the beep."

LOL imagine how embarrassed you'd feel as a fan if your team lost a win-and-you're-in game to the Steelers backups...

Am I still feeling that way? When the Pats got a first down on their opening drive the voice in my head was shouting "here we go again!"

2020 is truly an amazing year. A worldwide pandemic, the Bills are legit, Allen and Diggs are breaking records for fun, and a thread about Duke can still run into multiple pages!

And their best pass was a 68 year old throwing a phone

Seriously. I don't want to bring back bad memories but just think back to Losman, Holcomb, Edwards, Tuel and all the rest. All those years of total misery every Sunday watching this team not only lose but lose in the most boring ways possible. Then look at this. I feel like Tim Robins at the end of Shawshank Redemption, crawling out of the pipe full of ***** and standing up in that cool, clean rain. I guess that makes Bill Belichick the Warden. "His judgement cometh and that right soon"

Oh look, another 300 yard game from Josh, Yawn

Just incredible. Seriously. I'm stunned. This is just... AMAZING.

Okay, can we send Josh to the bench now. Every time he gets hit I poop myself

To be fair I get like that when I can't get a signal

Unbelievable. I'm really stunned by what's happening this season. I don't want it to end (unless it's with a win in Tampa of course!)

I keep hearing Dick Enberg's voice "another first down at the 30 yard line! Oh My!"

I think he's giving Kraft time to run down to the field and bribe the zebras