ROCBillsBeliever

You made the right choice, for sure!

I took one of my friends to their first NFL game, and THAT masterpiece on ineptitude was it. We ended up having fun because we just got piss drunk, and started shouting "It's PETER-MAAAAN! Throw the Touchdown Ball, PETER-MAAAN!", and various iterations thereof... Somehow, they are still, to this day, may friend, though I doubt they'll ever attend a Bills game, again. ?‍♂️

I gotta hand it to you, that wasn't a directly negative post! Congratulations, and THANK YOU for being non-negative!

Or for ScottLaw to tell us that, statistically speaking, catches by our WR's and touchdowns by our offense, on the 3rd day of camp, when held at saint John Fisher, tend to correlate to poor performances in the regular season ?

Sad news, on one hand, but perhaps an opportunity to unload some guys who won't make the team for future picks ?

Millions of yanks under the table, tho? ?

And you do nothing but mope, soooo, there's that.

@Doc We can sweat off enough weight, so we can all slam a bunch of hi-test cold ones, after practice! Or all suffer heatstroke; one or the other ?

You guys really want a pro tip from a Rochester lifer? 1) Put a bike rack on your car 2) Park on Beechwood Drive 3) Bike the 1 mile to training camp Or 3) Walk 1 mile to training camp, and forget step #1

Look At My Post. Basically means there's no content.

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This is the reason I enjoy this time of year: you learn valuable information about non-football. I've been living a lie, my entire life... I have never had pickle soup. I need redemption; a vinegar baptism, if you will ????

Inconclusive, but the ex-mayor of Toronto was a known white-noser ???

Summary of Ronin's Analysis: He's crap because... (70+ pages later)... Film, which I swear I don't cherry pick--I'm above that, you plebians--and it's all McD's fault and should fall on their shoulders, and it's smart to listen to me and get new coaches every two years (so I can be right when the team never builds anything, and point back to my posts about being right).

Hey, Mods: please pin for future crucifixion. Thanks!

There... I fixed it for you.

Okay, Jeffismagic, we get it... we should have picked Mahomes ?

Two interesting points: for all the flak that JA gets about being a Brett Favre clone, gun slinging wild west QB, his aggressiveness is right up there with... oh... Tom "Captain Conservative" Brady. Secondly, WOW, Brock O, with the 2019 Timidity Award ???

Zay Jones Frying Pans, you say? What are you willing to part with them for? ???

Wait, @Doc , you haven't read @Mr. WEO's Revisionist History Lexicon? It's all written there, so it has to be true. I mean, the guy researches from his own textbook, religiously! He couldn't be wrong...

Yeah, Kerr wouldn't be a waterboy, here, without being a clapper!

You can, however, judge a career goon to have been a career goon. Hockey has them. Football too. Gronk was an A+ goon on the field (see: "Rub" routes and Pick Plays): #goonplatoon #cheatriots

Hand @ScottLaw the bull whip... he would be elated.

Just blocking the Pat***** from getting a TE. McD is playing 4D chess and spying on high level business meetings in Foxboro, MA! Look out, Hoodie; we're coming for you.

Whelp... I guess this news no longer applies: https://www.wkbw.com/news/rat-problem-in-buffalos-lafayette-square-park #seeyarodent