ROCBillsBeliever

Here you go, sir:

Classic WGR squawking Dodos: "Wahh.. Wahh... They saw our manufactured crisis: The Emperor's clothes... Now what do we have to talk about, aside from our 87 fantasy hockey teams?"

To be fair, @DrDawkinstein, Shefty does wear eyeliner, sooooo he's probably getting glam tips from the same fashionista influencers as your kid and her gal pals 😂

@Logic Well, considering he went to Yale, then graduated from Harvard with a bachelor's in Computer Science, I'm thinking the dude doesn't have a Commodore 64 upstairs... That's some black-box government clearance level computing power Owens is processing with. I think he's going up to the task 😉

Top 8, tho?

When your QB is 5 foot nothin', a hundred and nothin', these things do happen.

Hubba hubba!

The real question is what does Haliee think of it?

I may be wrong on this, but I was under the impression that "Unlikely to be attained" just means that the levels of those metrics in question (i.e. Number of TD's, receptions, yards, etc...) are higher than the player's previous season. For example, Moore has one TD last year. If the incentive was 2 TD's, then it would be considered "Unlikely to be Attained", based on the previous season (even though with Allen tossing the ball, on Brady's offense, one would imagine that they ARE, in fact, likely to be attained). I believe that's how it works. Only incentive metrics that are at or below the previous season's would count against the cap.

Well, Beane had to do SOMEthing to feed the wide receiver train, right? I mean, God knows what would happen if we hadn't taken a wide receiver... /s

https://youtu.be/SgTIdw8zS0I?si=b3OOaUSBvFuTFWqn

Too soon 😂

One thing I keep coming back to in my mind is that if you're a team other than the Bills, the Bills are a few selections ahead of you, and Buffalo's already drafted a DT or a CB, you might think to yourself that your guy is going to be safe. Nope... Not with B.B.B. calling the shots. Is it logical to keep hammering positions? Debatable. Is it logical to suspect another team is going to keep going back to the CB or DT well? Nope... Not really. That's part of some Beane magic: Making other GM's make mistakes and miss their guys. I like that aspect of what he did.

All that extra muscle Beane said he put on this offseason must have compressed his spine... he's down two inches! Somebody call a chiropractor, and get that boy some spinal decompression therapy, stat!

I was being silly

Okay, that's all fine and well, but did he strengthen his wrists, to avoid injury? I want to see Coleman rolling up to camp looking like this:

Quick, Beane: Hop on this train before... I kid... I kid...

And there go the WR's...

Ohhhh, man... Beane must really like Sanders. Praying this was worth it.

Whaaaat? Big Baller Beane!

Trade up early round 2 to get a G? Miami: The Joke that keeps on laughing at itself!

Woah... To those who thought he was a mid-40's, that was a shock!

Hence my reference to it as a fever dream. Right with you on this, bud!

And this dies the Starks fever dream.

V-A-L-U-E I'm talking value.