ROCBillsBeliever

If I'm not too obliterated to think, I hope future me hands me a beer and a shot 😵‍💫🫨🤣

Technically, yes, but I. Spirit, my point was that the rules are always harsher on the Bills than they are on KC.

Are the Buffalo Bills just seriously not allowed to have defensive interior players? Is that what this is, here? Come the eff on, man...

@YoloinOhio - Pink salt is a helluva drug...

There... I fixed it for you...

I'm kinda miffed that the Davidson puntapoloza netted him zero yards, but what do I know?

"But... But... But... We NEED something to angst over!" -50% of TBD (Probably)

@GunnerBill Thanks, as always, for the thoughtful insights! I might add Zach Davidson's surprise punting ability to his "Good" write-up. I, for one, did not have that on my Bills bingo for tonight's game. That first punt was titanic!

Vrabel with a little 4-D chess: Acting angry about the leak when he really wants it perpetuated, in order to stash Polk on the I.R.

Can you even comprehend how overfilled with joy I will be if you're actually right? I will physically break down and sob an eighth ocean's worth of dino tears of joy if you are. I hope for it more sincerely than a four year old hopes for Santa Claus to come down the chimney with whichever video game system is hype that year. I will consume more popcorn than all the theaters in all the suburbs in all of America, enjoying the ever-loving-captial-"F" outta the moment the NFL body-slams that turd-burgling, race-car smashing, playbook leaving, finger-waving-at-justice Rice. Let's sit back and watch. Either way, I win: I'll be right or I'll be happy.

My commentary was directed towards the NFL's clear favortism... Here's the definition, in case you weren't sure of it: Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more fa·vor·it·ism /ˈfāv(ə)rəˌtiz(ə)m/ noun the practice of giving unfair preferential treatment to one person or group at the expense of another. Have you or have you not witnessed that for the Pat*****s or Cheats? I rest my case.

This! This! Ten billion times, THIS!!! Unless you lived under a rock (or in New England) during the 17 year drought, you know how the NFL looks the other way, when a member of their chosen team clearly breaks the rules... Things haven't changed...

Agreed, @teef . I'm convinced their eggnog is 50% nog; 50% liquified crack cocaine.

I dunno... Receipt below. Looks like you were responding to the comment about the Giant's O.C. in this preseason game, but I'm probably just wrong.

Imagine--if you can--a world in which we won the offseason 🤔 https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/16257004/rex-ryan-declares-buffalo-bills-won-offseason Man... I pine for those 8 win seasons... You must, too, brother...

You're welcome...

Medically? Mentally? Meteorologically?

Ridley is neither a Chief nor a Patriot; ergo, his punishment was on par with teams like us. For further reading on the NFL's policies regarding how KC and the Shatriots are not held accountable, see my previous post:

How many MPG do you think those bad boys get?

#accurate #onbrand #sad

Ohhhh, I sincerely hope so. EFFFF those turds! I used to go to camp every year, no problem. Now? I got a pay some shady character from Malaysia for the free tickets. Utter B.S.

@Doc Brown , are you not aware of Rule 17.5.b-33?: "If thy team were the Patriots circa 1999 - 2016, or the Chiefs circa 2017 - Present, thou mayest draft players with pasts more sordid than the foulest excrement of The Dark Lord, Himself, and mayest thou do so with impunity, as the blood of the NFL shield hath washed away your sins. However, if thou art from Upstate New York, or art a good human, or art honest and of an unbesmirched nature, thou shalt NOT draft a player with any shred of iniquity--present, past, or future--or thou shalt be violently and permanently castrated by mercenaries in zebra costumes, be made the laughing stock of the league, and be cast out into the night where there shall be much weeping and gnashing of teeth! Thus sayeth The Goddell, in mine mercy!"

Here you go, sir:

Classic WGR squawking Dodos: "Wahh.. Wahh... They saw our manufactured crisis: The Emperor's clothes... Now what do we have to talk about, aside from our 87 fantasy hockey teams?"