ROCBillsBeliever

I'm not disagreeing with you, but this SHOULD NOT be how logical arguments are made. Thought experiment: If you swapped Allen's and Mahomes' stats, what would the entirety of the NFL media be squawking about? I'll answer for you: Allen is inaccurate / Allen will never be better than Mahomes / Allen isn't in the MVP conversation... 8ULL$#!+ https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2020/7/17/21324785/the-bruce-exclusive-wins-are-not-a-qb-stat-and-almightytake-time I'll just keep posting it... Wins are NOT a quarterback stat.

I don't need to argue this point. I'll leave this to Bruce Nolan: https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2020/7/17/21324785/the-bruce-exclusive-wins-are-not-a-qb-stat-and-almightytake-time Give it a listen. I'll agree that Allen needed to improve. I'm asking why nobody in the media criticizes Mahomes. That is my question.

Patrick Mahomes: 6 TD 6 INT 57.3 QBR Josh Allen: 10 TD 0 INT (Z-E-R-O...) 79.6 Why are none of the NFL talking heads decrying Mahomes as an inaccurate passer? Why is there no narrative about how he has regressed? Why aren't NFL talking heads criticizing Mahomes' lack of accuracy, or his sub-pedestrian numbers to this point in the season. Oh... Wait... They still have a stat to hang their hats on... Mahomes: 1,235 yards Allen: 1,160 yards So, I guess this year the measuring stick for NFL MVP is passing yards... Cool.

I turned off the game television. I amended the text to reflect the fact that this was NOT a game... This was a joke. A failure. We didn't just not get off the bus; from the looks of it, we sabotaged our own tires and never made it to the stadium... Pitiful,.

PattyCakes is an idiot! You don't throw meat in a compost bin... That invites rats... Wait... Let me think... Tyreek "Die on a Wife-Beating" Hill, Rashee "Lambo-Crashing, Scene-Fleeing, Playbook-Leaving" Rice, the list goes on... Oh... Okay, I guess Kermit WANTS to invite the rats. #OnBrand

We definitely dodged a bullet, there! It seems like the first time in half a decade that a good rookie QB went to an NFC team, instead of an AFC one. Imagine if Carolina hadn't "Carolina-d" the Bruce Young pick, and Houston was an afterthought? How much easier would our path the the SB, for the foreseeable future, have been?

Davis with his first tuddy!

Solomon with the punch. Toohill with the scoop. Buffalo with the dub.

Toohill? With an anything? Everyone. Truly. Eats.

That was a will-breaking set of downs.

NFL Media / Draftniks: Coleman can't separate. He'll never be an NFL receiver. Keon Coleman:

Sorry, Spaggy-Bags, when you hire CRIMINALS, they're going to get flagged!

Post of the night award.

It's cool to see an ex-Bill (Ray-Ray) dunking on McFluffy, with that penalty 😎

You know he would NEVER admit this against the Bills. He's a freaking paid shill Bill hater.

Hey, Dandy Fleas, what's wrong? Got a pinch-bug in your moustache?

SUKKIT, SPAGGY-BAGS!

I sure as Aitch-Ee-double-hockey-sticks hope so.

Man... I amended that in under a minute, QuickDraw! Hot diggity damn!

Yeah, but I don't want KC getting a bye. This team needs some L's. I guess we'll have to be the ones to give them one. Emenim and the WR All-stars couldn't get it done, today

Whelp, I've heard of forgone conclusions, but that was at least a five or sixgone... Hey NFL: Can you at least TRY to make it seem like you're not favoring the Kansas City Swifties?

Every. Effin. Time.

And of course... T Swift deposit hits the Zebra bank... Bull$#!+ City...

WHAT? A crucial flag AGAINST Patty-cakes MaFrogmouth? HOW?

Mahomes: "Wahh ahhh, refs... You can't let me be intercepted, again... I'm not allowed to have more INT's than Josh Allen! Refs: "Sorry, Lord Patrick... We'll overturn that one for you..." Game: Mahomes intercepted a few plays later. Mahomes: "Wahh Wahh, refs... Why'd you let me get intercepted, again? I thought we agreed... Refs: Shove it, ya crybaby Kermit-Boy! Take an INT like a man!"