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PattyCakes is an idiot! You don't throw meat in a compost bin... That invites rats... Wait... Let me think... Tyreek "Die on a Wife-Beating" Hill, Rashee "Lambo-Crashing, Scene-Fleeing, Playbook-Leaving" Rice, the list goes on... Oh... Okay, I guess Kermit WANTS to invite the rats. #OnBrand

We definitely dodged a bullet, there! It seems like the first time in half a decade that a good rookie QB went to an NFC team, instead of an AFC one. Imagine if Carolina hadn't "Carolina-d" the Bruce Young pick, and Houston was an afterthought? How much easier would our path the the SB, for the foreseeable future, have been?

Davis with his first tuddy!

Solomon with the punch. Toohill with the scoop. Buffalo with the dub.

Toohill? With an anything? Everyone. Truly. Eats.

That was a will-breaking set of downs.

NFL Media / Draftniks: Coleman can't separate. He'll never be an NFL receiver. Keon Coleman:

Sorry, Spaggy-Bags, when you hire CRIMINALS, they're going to get flagged!

Post of the night award.

It's cool to see an ex-Bill (Ray-Ray) dunking on McFluffy, with that penalty 😎

You know he would NEVER admit this against the Bills. He's a freaking paid shill Bill hater.

Hey, Dandy Fleas, what's wrong? Got a pinch-bug in your moustache?

SUKKIT, SPAGGY-BAGS!

I sure as Aitch-Ee-double-hockey-sticks hope so.

Man... I amended that in under a minute, QuickDraw! Hot diggity damn!

Yeah, but I don't want KC getting a bye. This team needs some L's. I guess we'll have to be the ones to give them one. Emenim and the WR All-stars couldn't get it done, today

Whelp, I've heard of forgone conclusions, but that was at least a five or sixgone... Hey NFL: Can you at least TRY to make it seem like you're not favoring the Kansas City Swifties?

Every. Effin. Time.

And of course... T Swift deposit hits the Zebra bank... Bull$#!+ City...

WHAT? A crucial flag AGAINST Patty-cakes MaFrogmouth? HOW?

Mahomes: "Wahh ahhh, refs... You can't let me be intercepted, again... I'm not allowed to have more INT's than Josh Allen! Refs: "Sorry, Lord Patrick... We'll overturn that one for you..." Game: Mahomes intercepted a few plays later. Mahomes: "Wahh Wahh, refs... Why'd you let me get intercepted, again? I thought we agreed... Refs: Shove it, ya crybaby Kermit-Boy! Take an INT like a man!"

Somebody tell Bass that killing Dolphins fans is NOT the goal...

Hey hey hey... I read that Josh throws too many interceptions...

Isn't it crazy how accurate Tuna is? 🤔😂

Bills fans, prior to the season: We lost All Pro Po 😭😭😭 Bills fans now: I'm so glad Po lost a step!