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ROCBillsBeliever

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  1. So this is a draft strategy post, right? How about for RB, if someone amazing drops to the 4th, we offer Cook for some decently high draft pick(s) NEXT year, and take one of the talented kids on a cheap rookie deal? Win today. Win tomorrow. Let's gooooo!
  2. Every Bills generation requires a Michael Jasper.
  3. Good! Maybe my wife will watch more games with me this year!
  4. When I had a leaky photo machine, I would always take it to the camera repair shop, but what do I know?
  5. Sooo, by his profile, you're telling me he will somehow wind up on the Chiefs? /s (but only slightly)
  6. This, but also Milano's wardrobe is like ten white tees, a few plain balls caps, and black jeans. Unlike many NFL players who end up destitute five years after retiring, I have a feeling Milano's going to be just fine with the nest egg he's built.
  7. Or be the new Bobby Hart? I think that, so long as he's a giant tub o' goo, he's not asked to pass-block, and he's an eccentric flat-earther, he will fill the void left by Hart perfectly 🤣
  8. True story: When my sister and I were kids, we were allowed to pick out one PG or G VHS at the Blockbuster every other week or so. We made it our goal to pick out the movies with the most ridiculous covers possible. One week I picked The Jerk, knowing absolutely nothing about the film. It ended up being one of our random picks, ever.
  9. Son... You're gonna be alright! https://youtu.be/rDXN7T3-Jrg?si=_ZlvY3OvAmGU2wOl
  10. Beane got their cell numbers mixed up! The Bills kept trying to call Carolina, but kept getting the Chargers, instead. Didn't stop Beane; compulsive behavior, and all.
  11. Perhaps The Cigarette Smoking Man is still alive, out there somewhere, calling the shots. IYKYK I want to Billeve!
  12. Whelp, this take aged like warm milk...
  13. Me: "But... But... But... What about losing out on comp picks?" The NFL: "Because @ROCBillsBeliever inferred a tangential reference to the comp picks formula on a Buffalo Bills message board, we have elected to aware the New England $#!+Toilets five 3rd round comp picks..."
  14. Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner 🐔
  15. "Yeah, REAL directors of player personnel draft E.J. Manuel, then gripe about Beane's picks in a self-aggrandizing podcast with a lapdog and a poorly mixed cocktail..." -Jim Monos, Probably
  16. Thank GOD! I swear, Beane's secret agents must have finally found Smiley's stash of noodz of McD in a luchador mask. Good flippin' riddance!
  17. The fact that we're still getting paid for Boogie Basham is pretty impressive.
  18. Gatekeeping at its best
  19. (Praying I am allowed to to say it without another ban) Go Bills! 50% /s
  20. Whelp, the NFL is telegraphing their MVP pick, and they won't let the Steelers steal their thunder...
  21. Somebody please wake me up when we're no longer in 2008...
  22. Fire McD! Ralph is cheap! Am I doing this right? /s
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