ROCBillsBeliever

And blood stains from games of fisticuffs! I see you, McDermott ?

My theory: He wasn't made for Buffalo Winters. You may say he was a coach at Syracuse, but that's a dome team. He couldn't Hackett in the cold, and the easy, breezy Jacksonville vibes have loosened up old Saint Doug, and brought a smile to his face.

There, I finished your sentence for you. I like this game. Want to play some more? There, I fixed it for you. I'm enjoying this game. I'll miss playing with you. NFL Team Total Offense Statistics - 2016 Statistics: Total | Downs | Passing | Rushing | Receiving | Returning | Kicking | Punting | Defense | Give/Take Season: Select One2018 Regular Season2017 Regular Season2016 Regular Season2015 Regular Season2014 Regular Season2013 Regular Season2012 Regular Season2011 Regular Season2010 Regular Season2009 Regular Season2008 Regular Season2007 Regular Season2006 Regular Season2005 Regular Season2004 Regular Season2003 Regular Season2002 Regular Season2017 Postseason2016 Postseason2015 Postseason2014 Postseason2013 Postseason2012 Postseason2011 Postseason2010 Postseason2009 Postseason2008 Postseason2007 Postseason2006 Postseason2005 Postseason2004 Postseason2003 Postseason2002 Postseason League: NFCAFCNFL Offense | Defense Net Total Yards Leaders RK TEAM YDS YDS/G PASS P YDS/G RUSH R YDS/G PTS PTS/G 1 New Orleans 6816 426.0 5074 317.1 1742 108.9 469 29.3 2 Atlanta 6653 415.8 4725 295.3 1928 120.5 540 33.8 3 Washington 6454 403.4 4758 297.4 1696 106.0 396 24.8 4 New England 6180 386.3 4308 269.3 1872 117.0 441 27.6 5 Dallas 6027 376.7 3631 226.9 2396 149.8 421 26.3 6 Oakland 5973 373.3 4051 253.2 1922 120.1 416 26.0 7 Pittsburgh 5962 372.6 4202 262.6 1760 110.0 399 24.9 8 Green Bay 5900 368.8 4199 262.4 1701 106.3 432 27.0 9 Arizona 5868 366.8 4136 258.5 1732 108.3 418 26.1 10 Indianapolis 5830 364.4 4202 262.6 1628 101.8 411 25.7 11 Tennessee 5728 358.0 3541 221.3 2187 136.7 381 23.8 12 Seattle 5715 357.2 4124 257.8 1591 99.4 354 22.1 13 Cincinnati 5711 356.9 3942 246.4 1769 110.6 325 20.3 14 LA Chargers 5708 356.8 4198 262.4 1510 94.4 410 25.6 15 Chicago 5704 356.5 3969 248.1 1735 108.4 279 17.4 16 Buffalo 5666 354.1 3036 189.8 2630 164.4 399 24.9 17 Baltimore 5563 347.7 4100 256.3 1463 91.4 343 21.4 18 Tampa Bay 5542 346.4 3926 245.4 1616 101.0 354 22.1 19 Carolina 5499 343.7 3685 230.3 1814 113.4 369 23.1 20 Kansas City 5488 343.0 3740 233.8 1748 109.3 389 24.3 21 Detroit 5421 338.8 4111 256.9 1310 81.9 346 21.6 22 Philadelphia 5398 337.4 3585 224.1 1813 113.3 367 22.9 23 Jacksonville 5359 334.9 3728 233.0 1631 101.9 318 19.9 24 Miami 5324 332.8 3500 218.8 1824 114.0 363 22.7 25 NY Giants 5291 330.7 3879 242.4 1412 88.3 310 19.4 26 NY Jets 5268 329.3 3466 216.6 1802 112.6 275 17.2 27 Denver 5169 323.1 3685 230.3 1484 92.8 333 20.8 28 Minnesota 5041 315.1 3836 239.8 1205 75.3 327 20.4 29 Houston 5035 314.7 3176 198.5 1859 116.2 279 17.4 30 Cleveland 4976 311.0 3264 204.0 1712 107.0 264 16.5 31 San Francisco 4930 308.1 2911 181.9 2019 126.2 309 19.3 32 LA Rams 4203 262.7 2951 184.4 1252 78.3 224 14.0

Who took the handcuffs off of Daboll? Dude is calling some ridiculous plays... and they are working??? I'm dumbfounded, but very, very pleased!

Hey bud, I bought you a pony ?

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Let's see how many potential career opportunities we can offer our boy, Nate. Lord knows he needs options!

The "Full Peterman" sounds like a wrestling move from the 80's... makes me wonder if Peterman has a future in the ring ?

I'd agree. He wouldn't be the Mahomes we see, today, though.

If Mahomes would be a leading MVP candidate with our WR group and OL, then I, good sir, am a taco... a fish taco.

Yep. I mean, his ability to identify offensive talent has significantly decreased since our win over Minnesota... Or was that your patience I heard decreasing? I'm not calling YOU out; I'm just calling out THIS line of thinking. Let's be honest: 1. We are not getting better on offense, this year. 2. A number of decisions made in the offseason had negative impacts on the offense. 3. A number of unfortunate injuries compounded those negative impacts of those decisions, particularly noteworthy on the offensive side of the ball. 4. We are stuck with what we have, and will continue to struggle on offense. 5. Daboll is stuck with this cast of characters. Can't draw blood from a stone. 6. McDermott and Beane are also, at this point, stuck with this cast of characters. 7. We are getting 10 draft picks, high in each round. 8. We have 100 million in cap space freed next year. So, if you can't bear to watch this year, that's fine; punch out, and come back next year. Please stop making up false narratives that anyone at OBD is becoming better or worse at identifying offensive talent. What we got is what we got. Accept this: Some mistakes were made; some unfortunate injuries happened; we are in cap jail; we fixed the defense this year; they will work on offense next year. Or, don't, and become a Pat's fan.

Five foot seven... Six fumbles... When you have more fumbles than feet and inches, automatic pass.

Accurate.

How dare you use logic to formulate a reasoned argument? Do you not know where you are, good sir?

I hear that those are the only significant indicators for QB play. No sarcasm here... none at all.

Hey, don't publish that script! You know Belicheck reads these boards, don't you? He will learn all our secrets, man!

I would only wish this low a bar on the Cheatriots...

I'll take "Not a good QB", over "Worst QB in NFL history..." #justsayin

Quincy Enunwa? He would be our #1 in a heartbeat.

Yeah, DiMarco negated JA's lone bomb on the night, lining up in the wrong spot. His alignment had zero effect on the play. Zero. Z-E-R-O But we cannot allow the Bills to have anything good happen on offense, now, can we? I mean, that would be a travesty! All the haters would have to eat crow! There's just not enough crow to go around, folks! And think of the pundits... The pundits would have to admit that they're wrong, and they don't know how to do that. They would need to be re-educated. I mean, just imagine the fiscal burden on our public education system, having to send every last reporter back to school, kindergarten through college? It would bankrupt the nation... And you cannot blame the refs. I mean, they just did a good job of keeping their Vegas-based, back-scratching buds in the black, that's all. Nothing to see here... In the 90's they kept us from winning the Superbowl. Today, they are gunning for every Josh Allen pass over 5 yards. I want to Billeve...

Yup! https://billswire.usatoday.com/2018/10/11/buffalo-bills-dean-marlowe-signed/

Thomas also has laid down some nasty blocks. Leveled a DE last week (link and vid are in the All-22 thread).

Does your "reliable source" attend any high-level business meetings, tho?

We all know that you hate Josh Allen. Unfortunately, for your current argument, Allen plays quarterback, which is on the offensive side of the ball. He does not play Cornerback, which is on the defensive side of the ball. For more literature on offense and defense, as well as rules of the game of American football, I leave, for you, this little gem: https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/2018-nfl-rulebook/ So, sadly, for your argument's sake, your mortal enemy, Josh Allen, will not be able to let Watson hook up with Hopkins all over the field. Plus, that would probably be stopped by the refs, seeing as the modern NFL has put the kabosh on any inappropriate displays, such as Watson attempting to "hook up all over the field," as the kids say these days. Need I point out the infamous "Brady Dildo" incident, of yesteryear? Perhaps a picture will remind you of said escapade:

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